Makes me think of Millennium Cabaret in NH and Boardroom in MA where they regularly hand out promotional T-shirts.
Respect to the proud PLs who wear them
I'm surprised at the number of Cheetah and Scarlett's t-shirts I see out in the wild. It's not like I see them every day, but I do see them. Both clubs used to do uptime specials that came with free merch like that for years, but stopped doing it years ago.
I had several Scarlett's towels, they were an odd size that I found useful for things like car washes and dog baths. They were bigger than a hand towel but smaller than a bath towel.
I know it sounds hypocritical, but I would never wear a strip club tee shirt in public. In fact, I’d never bring one home. Back in the day when they had tee shirt promotions, I would leave it at the club.
Hey twenty five,
Um actually, the embossing on the official condoms reads “TUSCL: The Ultimate Strip Club List. All contents should be considered a work of fiction.” But you have to unroll them all the way to read the entire thing.
Not only would I be unable to wear a TUSCL T-shirt in my real life, I wouldn’t wear it in a club either. I don’t discuss this site with dancers unless they bring it up, and even then I play dumb. A TUSCL shirt would invite questions and discussions I don’t want to have. Dancers on this site generally prefer to be anonymous, well this customer prefers to be anonymous too!
I vaguely remember the slogan "I support single mothers" with a silhouette of a curvy woman pole-dancing, kind of along the lines of the seated curvy woman on the typical truck mud-flaps, except upright. This was available on a t-shirt? Do I remember correctly?
So I take it that means "no" there is no way I can purchase an official shirt from this website bar creating my own. For what's it's worth, I was just looking for a cool shirt to wear to the strip clubs. Something unique to make a PL stand out.
Yeah OK I was probably remembering the generic "single mothers" merchandise, not something specific to TUSCL. And if I saw someone wearing one of those on a cap or t-shirt or whatever, I'd probably think it was a poseur wanna-be. Who wears caps or t-shirts in strip clubs anyway.
A good fund-raiser might be something like this. First, create a discreet symbolic image which could be recognized, but is not widely distributed across the internet. Basically, a picture or logotype or similar that is only visible to the "verified members" people here at TUSCL. Then you set it up at one of the embroidery or logo shops on the internet, and people can get the thing as a shirt-emblem on the pocket or as a coffee mug or as whatever they want. Profits to TUSCL via Founder. I think there are about eight decent high-profile outfits that do printing on lots of things, as long as you provide them with the print-ready artwork.
What image? The logo could be anything -- a mash-up of the letters "TUSCL" into the shape of a girl on a pole, seems to me to be a fun idea, I might try to work on that a bit. Other people might have other ideas. I certainly wouldn't recommend going public with the sale of the image before having all the approvals necessary, so I'm not suggesting (or planning) on actually doing anything final. I just enjoy doing some free-hand graphic typography design sometimes, bit of a hobby from my past.
This is a suggestion. It's a bit of work. I bet it never comes to fruition.
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last commentThey did but Juice (r.i.p.) bought all 6 of the t-shirts, the doggie sweater and the hoodie that was for sale.
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^ Lol
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^^ I think after your 282nd review you’ll get a TUSCL t-shirt
The TUSCL condoms are still available for $24.95, embossed with your member name
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Makes me think of Millennium Cabaret in NH and Boardroom in MA where they regularly hand out promotional T-shirts.
Respect to the proud PLs who wear them
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We used to. Maybe 20 years ago. Sold around 20 shirts. Collectors items now.
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^ I think you’re missing out on a big payday here. CJ Kent would load up on t-shirts.
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I'm surprised at the number of Cheetah and Scarlett's t-shirts I see out in the wild. It's not like I see them every day, but I do see them. Both clubs used to do uptime specials that came with free merch like that for years, but stopped doing it years ago.
I had several Scarlett's towels, they were an odd size that I found useful for things like car washes and dog baths. They were bigger than a hand towel but smaller than a bath towel.
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^ that was so common in the 90s and 00s wasn’t it… a free towel, t-shirt, hat, koozie with a lapdance or admission.
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I know it sounds hypocritical, but I would never wear a strip club tee shirt in public. In fact, I’d never bring one home. Back in the day when they had tee shirt promotions, I would leave it at the club.
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I’m with Iknow. Tuscl is awesome but there is nobody in the world that I want to know what tuscl is or that I participate.
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Hey twenty five,
Um actually, the embossing on the official condoms reads “TUSCL: The Ultimate Strip Club List. All contents should be considered a work of fiction.” But you have to unroll them all the way to read the entire thing.
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I would just tell people what TUSCL really stands for..
The
Ultimate
Sports
Car
Lounge
You know, it’s where I hang out…
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Not only would I be unable to wear a TUSCL T-shirt in my real life, I wouldn’t wear it in a club either. I don’t discuss this site with dancers unless they bring it up, and even then I play dumb. A TUSCL shirt would invite questions and discussions I don’t want to have. Dancers on this site generally prefer to be anonymous, well this customer prefers to be anonymous too!
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shailynn STILL has all his matching outfits from his juicecrew days in his closet. Don't even try to hide it.
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I vaguely remember the slogan "I support single mothers" with a silhouette of a curvy woman pole-dancing, kind of along the lines of the seated curvy woman on the typical truck mud-flaps, except upright. This was available on a t-shirt? Do I remember correctly?
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@Book guy. Yes and you can find that shirt online with multiple retailers.
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So I take it that means "no" there is no way I can purchase an official shirt from this website bar creating my own. For what's it's worth, I was just looking for a cool shirt to wear to the strip clubs. Something unique to make a PL stand out.
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I'm with @drewcareypnw
The first rule of TUSCL is you do not talk about TUSCL.
The second rule of TUSCL is...
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Yeah OK I was probably remembering the generic "single mothers" merchandise, not something specific to TUSCL. And if I saw someone wearing one of those on a cap or t-shirt or whatever, I'd probably think it was a poseur wanna-be. Who wears caps or t-shirts in strip clubs anyway.
A good fund-raiser might be something like this. First, create a discreet symbolic image which could be recognized, but is not widely distributed across the internet. Basically, a picture or logotype or similar that is only visible to the "verified members" people here at TUSCL. Then you set it up at one of the embroidery or logo shops on the internet, and people can get the thing as a shirt-emblem on the pocket or as a coffee mug or as whatever they want. Profits to TUSCL via Founder. I think there are about eight decent high-profile outfits that do printing on lots of things, as long as you provide them with the print-ready artwork.
What image? The logo could be anything -- a mash-up of the letters "TUSCL" into the shape of a girl on a pole, seems to me to be a fun idea, I might try to work on that a bit. Other people might have other ideas. I certainly wouldn't recommend going public with the sale of the image before having all the approvals necessary, so I'm not suggesting (or planning) on actually doing anything final. I just enjoy doing some free-hand graphic typography design sometimes, bit of a hobby from my past.
This is a suggestion. It's a bit of work. I bet it never comes to fruition.
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