Papi's dream girl?

i can't.

I think he'd die trying. :)

I'd take on the tall twins for a lark. But that first one? -Whoa!

Now that's a lot of woman!

One woman out there that Juice would not be able to squish if he sat on her lap.

Now if she sat on his... I think it would be RIP Juice.

That's got to be a product of photoshop.

Poor little Papi would get crushed.

Wow...poor papi is gonna be crushed

HEY, I took the picture right on Miami Beach! Someone photoshopped Papi out of it!

LARRYFISHSTIX LIKEY

hmm - interesting - I'd take her for a dance test-drive as long as it was me on a barstool and her standing in front of me - but her azz is beyond curvy and probably very misshapen