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4 years ago
I've kept on eye on Onlyfans prices and notice they've dropped precipitously, as low as $5 to $10 a month, for some incredibly gorgeous girls. The guys, where they're organized, are pretty demanding about more explicit content also, and outing girls whose OFs are merely R-rated. All predictable, I suppose, given that every stripper, bikini barista, and IG model in the world now has an OF and they're all competing for what I imagine is a pretty small group of guys willing to pay for content.
Anyway, outside the tippy top tier of OF girls, I can't imagine they're making very much.
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4 years ago
"Easy - it's linearly-proportional to the size of their tits - many studies have confirmed this"
I think we all know exactly what Papi has been studying
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4 years ago
When it comes to PLs, I've always called the Walk of Shame when a PL is being led to the ATM by his stripper :)
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4 years ago
Damn this rona, fucking up the entire system
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4 years ago
They better be in the back shaving
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4 years ago
He's actually asking something that's pretty funny. It didn't really occur to me, but now that he's mentioned it, he's totally right -- seems like there's a lot of reviews where guys had a ho-hum time for hours, then the hot chick comes up to him right when he has to leave... conveniently. It's a thing! I think sometimes a guy needs to go, but if he's had a bad trip he really really wants to see if it will turn around... when the hot stripper finally takes pity on him and comes over, he gets his little endorphin reward and dips
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4 years ago
When I was married, sometimes I'd have to leave at a particular time lest I arouse suspicion. Today, no such worry, but I do sometimes get tired, and/or have commitments after the club. One of my favorite things on the weekend: strip club in the afternoon, get together with buddies to watch the fights at night.
For me, if I'm leaving it's almost never because I've run out of money -- I usually pick one girl and spend all my money on her, then leave when it's gone. So if I'm sitting there alone at the end of my trip, it means I haven't met my "one girl", and probably haven't bought anything but drinks
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4 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
She's hot. But there's so much hype around how hot she is, that I don't think anyone can live up to it. I've seen plenty of pics that aren't professionally finished where she looks like an 8 rather than beyond well beyond the Dushku limit like in her posed photos. Hot regardless, but she doesn't always light me up
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4 years ago
Agree w/ James, and Rick, and about everyone else. I've read many stories on strip club forums over the years where the strippers says that, and the PL has to go question it. What a damaged, low self esteem choad do you have to be that the most important thing to you is that the stripper can't "get one over" on you?
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4 years ago
"300 for a convo"
Your first dance with her is a $300 dance? That's the problem. Take her for a test drive or two before dropping $300 on her, man. IME, if she's a talker, she's a talker; she's talk through that $20 lapdance, also.
I don't actually mind if my CF wants to talk in the VIP. Unlike many of the guys here, having her facing away from me and grinding is not my favored position. If she wants to talk to me, as long as her ass and pussy are within reach, it can be a pretty funny dynamic to be looking at each other and having a conversation while I'm playing with her (but you really want a CF for that so you know that that is open to you; wouldn't just do that with a new girl). Similarly, if she's my CF, I'll know what she's open to as far as light domination, and IME as soon as you start spanking them or whatever, they stop talking
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I had heard of it, and knew some in the black community celebrated it, but had no idea what it was.
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4 years ago
With few exceptions, I don't run into that either. But I don't do "run to the notell motel for a quick blowy" either -- I like some public dinner, bar hopping etc. first. Sometimes, with a girl where we're a bit more comfortable (an ATF or SB), she'll ask me if she can go casual if our plans are casual, and I always let her know "fancy yoga pants are ALWAYS acceptable and appreciated". Hell, I often prefer her in nice yoga pants over whatever else she was thinking!
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4 years ago
CAsh: you're misreading, Eva is saying that SHE'S the one having trouble maintaining her erection. Maybe a fun little surprise for those of you bottom trolling SA :) :)
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4 years ago
I go to the club specifically to drink with the strippers, but after thinking about it a bit, I think I find the bartenders have minor impact on my fun. Yes, once I get to know them, more generous pours, an occasional free round, and someone to talk to between strippers, is definitely fun and a minor benefit. It's definitely nice but not required.
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4 years ago
lol at what point do you dummies realize you're being trolled? Everyone knows Eva's erections are rock hard naturally.
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4 years ago
* would never consider being WITHOUT it
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4 years ago
I may be a bit of an outlier. I bring all my shit -- regular wallet I always carry (cash, credit cards, etc), phone (would never consider being around it), etc.
I wear what I"m comfortable in, which usually means jeans. I realize the girls don't like grinding on jeans, but I only do VIP dances and prefer her ass be in my face or in my hands than my lap anyway, so it serves my interests :)
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4 years ago
I don't know any local clubs that allow strippers who work there, to come in when they're not working
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4 years ago
Yeah, agree with ski. I love the idea of short shorts, but with only one or two exceptions, all those pics made the girls look horrible. Can't tell if it was the hotpants or models or both. Leaning towards blaming it on the hotpants. I think gammanu got it right that part of the problem is the high waist. Maybe high waisted jeans, shorts, and panties, are the price we have to pay for actually-hot fashion like yoga pants
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4 years ago
"I paid for OTC and all I got was this lousy LDK"
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4 years ago
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NeverEnuf"That's why it's so great: People have to pay attention to you because you're naked," says dancer Breauna with a laugh.
I am with Fuds in the sense that I'm not sure my policy would be any different now than before. But my policy before was "avoid valets unless there's absolutely no other alternatives" -- where "other alternatives" could include ubering, or going to a different club that's just as good.
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4 years ago
There are perfectly legitimate reasons to own a cucumber. For example, when I make my fancy spa water. I'm a very fancy man and I need my spa water.
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4 years ago
I have a feeling many tuscl members are working with mini gherkins. So we can all breathe that much easier. #ifyouknowwhatI'msaying
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4 years ago
Outlaw kosher dills! There's no reason for anyone to have anything bigger than a mini gherkin.
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4 years ago
Although if any of you want to visit me, note that I'm on a call, but my kids are here.