@Longball. Now I just got a flashback to when I got lime juice squirted in my eye because the bartender was too aggressive with squeezing the lime while making my margarita.
I am sick and tired of all the talk about banning pickles. That is just treating the symptoms. The issue is cucumbers. I am not saying we should completely ban cucumbers, but they must be regulated and only sold in sliced form of a safe thickness. I propose any cucumber slice thicker than 3/4 inch should be classified as an assault cucumber.
do it at home pregnancy test. girl goes to kitchen, takes a pickle from the jar. inserts pickle into her twat. seconds later pulls out the pickle and finds bite marks on it.
I have a family of rabbits that live in my back yard and they won't eat the carrots I throw out on my lawn for them. What the fuck is this world coming to?
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last comment“ That’s a fine pickle he’s gotten hiself into” Stan Laurel
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Was Lorena Bobbitt in the area?
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Outlaw kosher dills! There's no reason for anyone to have anything bigger than a mini gherkin.
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^ hold up - AFAIK pickles are protected by the 2nd amendment
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That is why anti-pickle nuts demand that all pickles be made into pickle chips, which must be tossed like a small frisbee and are very inaccurate.
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Ban assault pickles
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A pickle? What a little front butt. That dude needs to sack up.
I got hit in the eye once with a jalapeno tho and it hurt like hell.
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@Longball. Now I just got a flashback to when I got lime juice squirted in my eye because the bartender was too aggressive with squeezing the lime while making my margarita.
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Yeah, the lemon / lime squirt.... we all have had that one happen.
Then there's the other type of "squirt" right Eve?
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I have a feeling many tuscl members are working with mini gherkins. So we can all breathe that much easier. #ifyouknowwhatI'msaying
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^ small-penis-lives-matter you biggot
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There's gotta be an even smaller variety of pickled cucumbers that beats the mini gherkins' size.
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@Eve, are you talking about me?
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I am sick and tired of all the talk about banning pickles. That is just treating the symptoms. The issue is cucumbers. I am not saying we should completely ban cucumbers, but they must be regulated and only sold in sliced form of a safe thickness. I propose any cucumber slice thicker than 3/4 inch should be classified as an assault cucumber.
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@Fish, I think you called yourself out.
@goldmonger. Does that assault sizing scale also apply to . . .
. . .
nevermind.
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It's not just cucumbers. Can you imagine getting hit with a pickled pigs foot?
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@Eve, one day you will have to see for yourself.
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On the OP maybe the reporters forgot to add it was still in the jar?
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There are perfectly legitimate reasons to own a cucumber. For example, when I make my fancy spa water. I'm a very fancy man and I need my spa water.
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"... There are perfectly legitimate reasons to own a cucumber ..."
Or when one is walking down the beach in a speedo and wants to make a positive impression - completely-legit IMO
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do it at home pregnancy test. girl goes to kitchen, takes a pickle from the jar. inserts pickle into her twat. seconds later pulls out the pickle and finds bite marks on it.
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Rattdog I don't know what kind of girl you hang around but if that happened to the pickle make sure you don't stick anything else in there.
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pickles? We don't need no stinking pickles!
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I have a family of rabbits that live in my back yard and they won't eat the carrots I throw out on my lawn for them. What the fuck is this world coming to?
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Are you throwing the carrots from the "right" or the "left" hand? I understand that rabbits can be stubbornly partisan.
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^^ BabyDoc
Of course from the right. But I have no problem with "free love" so I don't know why the bunnies are against me. Lol.
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I have a Russian mother-in-law who likes to make rabbit stew. They should be happy I don't set her loose on them.
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What a dumb ass/
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If it was a Vlassic, fine. If it was a Claussen that is a waste of a damn good pickle.
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Instead of focusing on throwing perhaps a topic should be one catching
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