Comments by datinman (page 4)

Hell yeah, I would absolutely give up strippers for Taylor. I would happily bang only her for the rest of my life and never even look at another woman. Oh, wait. Her lawyer wants a prenup? Okay, never mind. I will go with the hot chicks that have curves and are willing to blow a 60 year old for cash.

Certainly I would, but if I had a time machine that could take me back to 1966, Diana Rigg was my childhood fantasy girl. https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/AR-AI160_RIGG_FR_20141218105207.jpg

Because a nypost article drives more business to her onlyfans page than she could ever afford in advertising at only the cost of the humiliation of her children?

^ How to say you jerk off to hentai A LOT, without saying it.

In a Strip Club, I want music, booze, and nude dancers grinding on my lap. But, this could be a brilliant idea for a dying mall. Open an Only Fans type mall where for $20 the civvie ladies will strip naked. Just walk up to a girl that looks interesting and hand her a $20 to check out the goods. She gets shopping money, you get a vicarious thrill, and the mall gets needed foot traffic. Damn, could have saved Sears.

Afam in this context is new to me. I am going to assume it stands for African American? Just btw, in the Philippines AFAM is analogous to farang in Thailand and means western foreigner in a less than flattering way.

If back in"95 you had been going to the Tanga Lounge or the Seven Seas Club, you would have known Tampa extras have been around for a verrry looong time.

" and everything you have hated, will be restored to the site." Oh shit, are Dougster, Icey, and SJG coming back?

Yesterday's girl (the 12th) warrants the bump. She would get all my money in the club.

"Explain to me how a lion posts on a strip club forum from his ipad, but SJG can’t get internet access that will allow him to view “adult” websites. Make it all make sense to me! " Incarceration or institutionalization. Either seems like a realistic possibility.

When life piles up and my thoughts feel like a Chinese table tennis match in my skull... I just log onto my favorite strip club message board and read the latest post on what constitutes too much detail / not enough detail. Truly mind numbing.

She looks attractive in some of the Instagram poses. Less so in the link that 5footguy posted. Whenever I see these "would you do her" posts, for me it boils down to two separate distinct questions. Would you do her? Honestly, probably yes, even in the 5footguy link. Would you pay to do her? Nah, too many better alternatives for my money.

I still say Florida State got hosed. They went 13 and 0 in a power five conference becoming the conference champion. They scheduled and beat LSU and the Gators from the SEC. They beat Clemson, Miami, and Louisville. Maybe not the hardest schedule in the country, but certainly respectable. Football is a team sport. To eliminate an undefeated team because the quarterback got injured is a really poor standard to establish. Hypothetically, if Michael Penix Junior pulls a hammy in practice and is unavailable for the playoffs, are they going to eliminate Washington and bump up Georgia?

The Rolling Stones are going to headline the 2024 Jazz and Heritage Fest on May 2. I probably wouldn't go out of my way to see the Stones at this point, but throw in 4 days of bands and great NOLA food and it sounds like a good excuse to spend a couple of weeks in Marigny. Shame NOLA strip clubs suck.

6 of the top 40. 3 of the bottom 40. And I had a good time at all 3 of them. To quote Neil Young "a lot of folk preferred the ditch to the highway. You meet more interesting people there.” "

When people consistently use the word literally, when they definitely mean something figuratively, I begin thinking about the wood chipper scene in Fargo.

One time I came so strong I launched "one over" her shoulder. Does that count?

I have never watched a beauty pageant. I went to this site ( https://www.insider.com/miss-universe-women-competing-in-pageant-2023-11#zimbabwe-brooke-bruk-jackson-84 ) just to see what all the fuss was about. Netherlands "chick" was obvious on first scroll, but Miss Portugal, not so much. Guess all my future FRMOS will start off with a crotch check! Now I don't really have strong anti-woke opinions, but I couldn't help but noticed one of the contestants represents woke inclusion and diversity to an outrageous degree. I was irate. Imagine being forced to include a racial minority that represents less than 1% of the population. This woke thing has gone waaay too far! Check out Miss Zimbabwe! ^For the autistic members on the board, the above paragraph was written in sarcasm font.

"Do you like to be alone? Do you notice that you like it more as you get older?" Yeah. Now get the fuck off my lawn.

Vaginal yeast brews beer? Then I guess I've meet a few woman that had brew pubs in their crotch.

ATM got exactly what they deserve. Hope they blow $100 million on Urban Meyer next. Jimbo should never coach again. He burned down the house at FSU when he knew he was on his way out. Made no effort to recruit and left the program in shambles. He should never be hired again, which means he will likely end up at South Carolina... The elephants graveyard of coaching careers.

"As the penultimate broke loser and genuine cheap ass on TUSCL, 25IQ speaks as an expert on the subject." Penultimate means second to last. So, does that mean 25 is the second richest guy on the board or the second poorest? Which also begs the question who is the ultimate broke loser? Eh, never-mind, get back to your flame war.

I am jealous of all the chubby chaser fat ass loving guys. Imagine if all I had to to to get a cheap thrill was to go to the local Walmart.

When you're willing to risk half your shit to fuck that woman on the regular.