Glad I'm married. Answer: When the every day morning cuddle turns into morning sex, several times a year. When the every day bed time caress turns into evening sex, several times a month. When I lift the covers to look at her fine (nearly 70 year) warm body, and it thrills me. I know.
This one is easy. When your wife's plans fall through due to her friend's illness and you cancel poker because even after 34 years, you'd still prefer to spend time with her.
When you will crawl through five miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her.
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last commentWhen you're willing to risk half your shit to fuck that woman on the regular.
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What's the difference between lust, love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling
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If it flies, fucks, or floats you’re better off renting it.
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I like:
If you feed it, fuel it or fuck it - it’s going to give you problems eventually.
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Glad I'm divorced.
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Glad I'm single.
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Glad I'm married.
Answer: When the every day morning cuddle turns into morning sex, several times a year.
When the every day bed time caress turns into evening sex, several times a month.
When I lift the covers to look at her fine (nearly 70 year) warm body, and it thrills me.
I know.
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Pics and Vids or it didn’t happen.
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Good Times, Good Times.
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70 years old and fine? How?
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This one is easy. When your wife's plans fall through due to her friend's illness and you cancel poker because even after 34 years, you'd still prefer to spend time with her.
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When you will crawl through five miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy that fucked her.
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When I remember to put the toilet seat down
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