Comments by datinman (page 5)

I seem to be getting 500 internal server errors a lot in the early mornings lately.

"Is it a nude club if 75% of the dancers are Cuban and don't take off their bottoms for a lap dance?" NO. and this is a pet peeve of mine. There are boob guys and ass guys, I want to see the snatch.

First off, I hate those fishnet onesies. But, if it is wide looped and you can plainly see her pussy lips when she bends forward, I say she is nude enough. He could have always requested she remove it if it bothered him. Ultimately, I can't image creating drama about not nude enough for the $20 difference.

Yeah, these are the same bastards trying to change safety deposit box to safe deposit box! smh

"Give me a girl who appreciates dancing to Head East instead of Post Malone" Motorhead, Have actually ever seen a stripper dance to Head East? And if so was she "Flat as a Pancake"?

On a couple of occasions I can remember, while in a new to me club, I have purchased a couple of rounds for a friendly dancer who I made clear wasn't my type for dances just to shoot the shit and get intel on the club. Each time it was money well spent. The vast majority of the time I just say No Thanks.

"I just created account for reason. That being there's been some serious issues with a stalker/ ex who beat on her. He was on these sites and was trying to get reply outta him." Huh? Sooo, you weren't looking for Heidi from ten years ago. You were looking for a guy, her ex-boyfriend whose name you would most likely know, by hoping to get him to answer a question on an anonymous message board. Did I get that right?

The suicide blonde look doesn't usually age well. It looks great on most twenty year olds, but not so much on most forty year olds. Usually by 35, most women look better going to a slightly darker shade. Likewise, you may have had jet black hair in your twenties, but it looks really fake to die your hair jet black in your forties and fifties.

"How pathetic must one's life be if one can spend hours researching marginally appropriate quotes to social justice warrior troll a strip club message board." ~Datinman ~Nude Dancer Aficionado ~2023

"and sort of survived the times in a way you won't really hear classic rock as much. " Given this music is 25 years old now, for Millennials and Gen Z this is "classic" rock.

Too thin for my tastes, but if she spends as much time on kegels as she does on abs and quads, I would probably let her give it a squeeze.

^ It looks to me to be in Political Discourse.

It's Halloween. Blah's going as Michael Myers. She's just getting into character.

"Because this is more of a medical / mental health question." Okay, let's completely remove the partisan aspects of this conversation. United States military has mandatory retirement ages 62 or 64 depending on rank (yes, I know there are exceptions that go to 68). POTUS should also have upper age limit. I say if you're 70 years old, you're too old to run for President. If you're too old to be a General or Admiral, then you're too old to be Commander-in-Chief. No politics involved.

Muddy, Trees don't really do it for me, but everyone has their own kinks, so here you go. https://stock.adobe.com/images/hole-in-the-old-tree-trunk-in-vagina-shape-that-used-to-be-bird-nest-with-rustic-bark/273155147 https://www.flickr.com/photos/cupcakebyclare/1818532525 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlsDooMKaIY Oh, that's not what you meant? Well, in South Florida I have seen some Rainbow Eucalyptus trees that were beautiful. https://www.oneearth.org/species-of-the-week-rainbow-eucalyptus/

Every woman should be informed of the health benefits of FRESH sperm. It loses it's potency rapidly on contact with air and should be ingested fresh from the tap. I'm starting a Go-Fund-Me page to get the word out!

If I had Elon money and a time machine, I just might pay that for Christy Canyon in 1985.

Hey, anyone here know how to cold start an old Fiat?

I'm kind of surprised by some of the negativity in response to the OP. Pet peeves don't necessarily have to be rational. If something bugs you, it bugs you. By way of example, I hate running the gauntlet of eight year olds outside the local grocery store begging for cash for their football team, cheerlead squad, Boy/Girl Scout, etc. Always look to the parents thinking "you sired these children, you pay for their shit". Even though it bugs me, I realize it's a me problem and I usually make a small donation. So I'm going to preface my pet peeves list with the following: I know the club can make their own rules. I know the dancers are independent contractors and can make their own rules. However, the things that bug me, bug me. Things that bug me in the club: 1. Waitresses that take 20 to 30 minutes to return with my change. I shouldn't have to worry about whether I was ripped off or not. And no I didn't give you a $14 tip for that $6 beer. 2. Clubs that advertise as nude and then the dancers do not get naked on the stage. If your business advertises nude dancers and you charge me a $20 or $30 cover charge, the manager should enforce nude by the end of the last dance or in my opinion it's false advertising. 3. When a dancer totally half asses their stage rotation. I've seen dancers get on stage and do nothing but stand there looking at their phone. No dancing, no stripping, but technically she did her turn on stage. I don't even get this. You would think the dancers would recognize that this is an audition for further moneymaking opportunities. 4. Fog/smoke machines on the stage. Why make it harder to see the naked ladies? 5. Music so loud I have to yell to talk to the naked girl in my lap. 6. Doorman that insist on walking you to a table or to the bar. I've been here a couple dozen times, I know where everything is. Here let me give you a tip upfront so you leave me alone. I'm pretty sure everyone's got some strip club pet peeves.

There was a member here just last week looking for BBW's in NYC. Some guys like them big. You alerted all the chubby chasers that this is their club. You spared all the guys that don't like excessive weight on their dancers from wasting their time. Pretty much the point of a review, right?

My bad, sorry.

25, "I was TOO YOUNG during the seminal experiences for the majority of boomers: the Kennedy assassination, Beatlemania, Vietnam draft eligibility, Woodstock. " I was an infant when Kennedy was assassinated, a toddler during Beatlemania, I never had to worry about being sent to Vietnam, and Woodstock was a movie I saw 10 years after the event. Sorry if my phrasing left you confused.

Late Boomer here. I was too young during the seminal experiences for the majority of boomers: the Kennedy assassination, Beatlemania, Vietnam draft eligibility, Woodstock. When I was 16 and 17, I was listening to Wire, the Talking Heads, the Clash, the Buzzcocks, etc. more than I was listening to Hendrix, Beatles, Rolling Stones, etc. from at least decade earlier.

Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

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