Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 10)

"And little worly burly gave his anus curly whirly and asked me if I needed a ride" That one still makes me laugh

I went to Spearmint Rhino after a huge score in Vegas. I also got a cabana at a night club (I think it was Tieso) the next day with a few strippers I met the night before. The night club was considerably more expensive and the girls came without any expectations of payment. Just to have fun.

What are you trying to say? Are you trying to console her, advise her, scold her, give her an opportunity to take responsibility (lol) I just don't see the point of any of that. Addicts are notoriously selfish and will lie/cheat/steal for their next fix so don't expect honest answers. You are just a means to that end. Otherwise you could see this as an opportunity. Just follow the Icey model and become her new dealer (of clean junk) and pimp her out.

Its soo easy to arrange OTC discreetly making this a pretty weak threat. I would take that rule as a challenge to shortly violate.

I'd like to stuff her ballot box

Doc its soo much easier to put my trust in communication majors on public media (that failed even at literature) to give me my regular dose of scientific facts.

...a fool and their money. Don't reject that gift horse

Nicespice opinion here has more validity than Texas politics

Never got it to my knowledge and went to vegas no less than 3 times last year. Triple vaccinated. I don't wear a mask unless required post-vaccination. My SB's son just came down with covid and is home with him. She was opposed to getting vaccinated becaise she had covid a year ago and for some of the more crazy reasons. Her employer required it so she just got the first dose 3 weeks ago. I am presently a quandary if I am going to see her until this blows over. I am traveling in 2 1/2 weeks and I dont want to have to cancel that trip if I get sick. Not really concerned about getting it otherwise.

We need a new corporate acronym - CPL

Some of these are horrifying

If you go to the day pool clubs its not uncommon for girls to drop their top. I'm talking the pool clubs that are $$

Several times Papi. Wynn has a European pool which is top optional. Decent talent on my last trip a couple months ago and been there plenty of times. Mirage has topless pool club. Been there once and was decent civie talent. That hotel has been purchased by Hard Rock and will be replaced by a huge guitar like Hollywood FLA in the near future. I hear Sapphires strip club has a topless pool club. Never been there.

This toilet is getting full

Vomit this political bile in the political forum (where deserves to be flushed along with most of the comments). Politician = Political Forum. See its not too hard.

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Listeria hysteria

I got Charles Woodson whiskey and his Cali Wines GO BLUE!

The hidden agenda behind this was the moral minority wants to prevent your salad from being tossed. I think I read about it in "The Onion".

Lol @ Nice one of my managers has worn almost exactly that suit to the office xmas week

Bake a ham. Super easy and lots of leftovers

This is several levels of crazy. Snow white is not posting on a "dear Abby column". She is on Reddit at the minimum.

Hola?!?! ...I mean never been there but I had a tinder fling with Venezuelan who spoke zero English. Google Translate FTW

Allot of these girls collect stray men like they collect stray pets. They have real empathy for anyone or anything struggling through life.

Nein German virgins