Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 12)

I did have to tip the bouncer and the floor for getting my buddy out of Penthouse Detroit that threw up in the trashcan...and the bathroom...and VIP. 🤮🤮🤮

If her dream is to become a science teacher I would say that's a "tell" she is not a freak. She probably thinks Bill Nye is her idol and dreams her life was boring and simple. Thats not a bad dream if your life is chaos.

Finished Russian on a big boob dancer where she did a quick wipedown with some napkins and promptly got on stage for a set. I was hydrating at the bar after and got a chuckle watching a guy stateside have his face firmly planted between her DD's. Gross and funny. Technically I think this qualifies for the question considering I was an indirect contributor to the gross moment.

My SO did the laundry and a short black sport sock ended up laying on my dresser. Fortunately I have some black sport socks but that was not my brand. This was stuck to my clothes from a recent adventure at a hotel. I buy my own clothes typically so I was safe casually putting in my gym bag. Glad it wasn't pink 😬

Like the sign says... https://www.kumandgo.com/

A few times but always after another social event...all of it gets attention. A guy in a suit in a strip club, club, bar, whatever is going to make a very good first impression. After that it's up to who's in the suit. If your goal is as a lowball PL then its a bad plan. Maybe it helps if you are compensating or something. Personally I never will wear a suit to a club as a plan. That glitter, make up and spilled drinks just spells more dry cleaning.

Good luck man but I don't think you will need it given how standard these procedures are. But any surgury involves some risk and even if you lose a but of drive the blue or yellow pill will fix you right UP (soo to speak).

For those that remember LMN was at the the top end of the membership (Class A Degen)

Lol thats some quality comedy

All good points here. One unsaid factor is his unwillingness to handle the situation himself preemtivly and simply get a vasectomy. If she balked at that well then obviously she has her own plans and it could have just ended there. My basic point is if he was that unwilling to have a child he could have handled that situation right off the get go and did not leave it to chance or design.

How is someone from Texas surprised by this?

Gross. That dog is going to need therapy.

Beaver pelts. Those go for some serious cash in Alaska

Tired of hearing about this issue but LOL Sinclair that was some funny shit! More of this! I may have to use that one at the bar. I suppose it could also be "Whats the proper way to drink Rittenhouse whiskey?"

Scrub you got a liver issue

Ooh the next Mrs Dugan. Sounds like a real catch! Nice job Spice

Bill Knapps. Happy birthday to you Skibum

You and SJG should get some DFK in the covid ward. Its awkward removing the breathing tube but after that she won't resist your Don Juan advances.

Cashman is on to something here. You could be the next Jackson Pollock.

This^^^

Did you ever think maybe computers don't trust you?

Is this near Otay Panky?

Never had a significant incident with a stranger. Only twice and it was with the drunks I came to the club with which is why I almost always club alone. Incident #1 - Penthouse Detroit when it was a thing. Friend is a large former football player and drunk. He pulls a DJT move and literally grabs a girl walking near us by the pussy. She is infuriated and I de-escalate the situation by getting her drinks and going VIP with her (she was a tall big boobed beauty). Incident #2 - Penthouse Detroit when it was a thing. Go there with two people in my business. One borrows money from me after going VIP after coming up short. Afterwards the bouncer who knows me tells me he threw up in VIP/Garbage/Bathroom and has to leave. I handle it and get him out of there after tipping the bouncer. Life lesson for me is don't be responsible for anyone else in a strip club. Fly solo for a smooth flight.

Papi you are a TUSCL God but you gotta take them trump colored glasses off