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Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 12)

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    3 years ago
    Huntsman
    Gynecology student
    Most Gross
    I did have to tip the bouncer and the floor for getting my buddy out of Penthouse Detroit that threw up in the trashcan...and the bathroom...and VIP. 🤮🤮🤮
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    3 years ago
    ilbbaicnl
    Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
    Do I go to far?
    If her dream is to become a science teacher I would say that's a "tell" she is not a freak. She probably thinks Bill Nye is her idol and dreams her life was boring and simple. Thats not a bad dream if your life is chaos.
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    3 years ago
    Huntsman
    Gynecology student
    Most Gross
    Finished Russian on a big boob dancer where she did a quick wipedown with some napkins and promptly got on stage for a set. I was hydrating at the bar after and got a chuckle watching a guy stateside have his face firmly planted between her DD's. Gross and funny. Technically I think this qualifies for the question considering I was an indirect contributor to the gross moment.
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    3 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Ways You've Been Busted or Suspected
    My SO did the laundry and a short black sport sock ended up laying on my dresser. Fortunately I have some black sport socks but that was not my brand. This was stuck to my clothes from a recent adventure at a hotel. I buy my own clothes typically so I was safe casually putting in my gym bag. Glad it wasn't pink 😬
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    3 years ago
    *After 3 minutes of fucking* "I need you to cum for me now"
    Like the sign says... https://www.kumandgo.com/
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    3 years ago
    The Power of the Suit
    A few times but always after another social event...all of it gets attention. A guy in a suit in a strip club, club, bar, whatever is going to make a very good first impression. After that it's up to who's in the suit. If your goal is as a lowball PL then its a bad plan. Maybe it helps if you are compensating or something. Personally I never will wear a suit to a club as a plan. That glitter, make up and spilled drinks just spells more dry cleaning.
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    3 years ago
    gSteph
    The view from the other side of the room
    Wish me Luck
    Good luck man but I don't think you will need it given how standard these procedures are. But any surgury involves some risk and even if you lose a but of drive the blue or yellow pill will fix you right UP (soo to speak).
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    3 years ago
    gotoguy
    Florida
    Can the average income of a TUSCL member really be $350K
    For those that remember LMN was at the the top end of the membership (Class A Degen)
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    3 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    An Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores
    Lol thats some quality comedy
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    3 years ago
    shailynn
    They never tell you what you need to know.
    Preggers (not me)
    All good points here. One unsaid factor is his unwillingness to handle the situation himself preemtivly and simply get a vasectomy. If she balked at that well then obviously she has her own plans and it could have just ended there. My basic point is if he was that unwilling to have a child he could have handled that situation right off the get go and did not leave it to chance or design.
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    3 years ago
    Book banning in 2021
    How is someone from Texas surprised by this?
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    3 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Ex-stripper accused of sexually abusing boy, dog gets 20 years
    Gross. That dog is going to need therapy.
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    3 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ever paid for OTC services with other than cash?
    Beaver pelts. Those go for some serious cash in Alaska
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    3 years ago
    sinclair
    Strip Club Nation
    New Drink To Order
    Tired of hearing about this issue but LOL Sinclair that was some funny shit! More of this! I may have to use that one at the bar. I suppose it could also be "Whats the proper way to drink Rittenhouse whiskey?"
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    3 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Old Restaurants
    Scrub you got a liver issue
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    3 years ago
    Daddillac
    Atlanta
    Mrs Dugan
    Ooh the next Mrs Dugan. Sounds like a real catch! Nice job Spice
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    3 years ago
    skibum609
    Massachusetts
    Old Restaurants
    Bill Knapps. Happy birthday to you Skibum
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    3 years ago
    Another "rare" breakthrough case of fully vaccinated official
    You and SJG should get some DFK in the covid ward. Its awkward removing the breathing tube but after that she won't resist your Don Juan advances.
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    3 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( 🧚🏼‍♀️💃🏼 busy being a "psycho bitch" 🤣
    How do I make stabbing men trendy?
    Cashman is on to something here. You could be the next Jackson Pollock.
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    3 years ago
    docsavage
    Indiana
    Problems with strip club drunks
    This^^^
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    3 years ago
    There's a reason I've never trusted computers
    Did you ever think maybe computers don't trust you?
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    3 years ago
    Otay Mesa
    Is this near Otay Panky?
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    3 years ago
    docsavage
    Indiana
    Problems with strip club drunks
    Never had a significant incident with a stranger. Only twice and it was with the drunks I came to the club with which is why I almost always club alone. Incident #1 - Penthouse Detroit when it was a thing. Friend is a large former football player and drunk. He pulls a DJT move and literally grabs a girl walking near us by the pussy. She is infuriated and I de-escalate the situation by getting her drinks and going VIP with her (she was a tall big boobed beauty). Incident #2 - Penthouse Detroit when it was a thing. Go there with two people in my business. One borrows money from me after going VIP after coming up short. Afterwards the bouncer who knows me tells me he threw up in VIP/Garbage/Bathroom and has to leave. I handle it and get him out of there after tipping the bouncer. Life lesson for me is don't be responsible for anyone else in a strip club. Fly solo for a smooth flight.
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    3 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    I learned something today
    Papi you are a TUSCL God but you gotta take them trump colored glasses off