There's a reason I've never trusted computers

Dave, you have definitely taken the red pill. Unfortunately, I think the red pill was psychotropic.

But do you trust a guy that uses a computer* (*includes a smartphone) to post about his distrust of computers? 🤯

Dave? Dave's not here.

Control of your brain. Hmm. Guess they wanna start with the easy ones. You know, to work out the technology.

Easy, get off social media then they can’t take over your brain.

I use a computer to look at porn, fix stuff from YouTube videos, research for my job, and pay my online bills. I think I’m safe for now.

Facebook appreciates all your efforts to promote their social media platform.

Did you ever think maybe computers don't trust you?