Most Gross

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• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  3 years ago

  I predict that every response to this thread will actually be the second-most gross thing that the user has done in a strip club. Except Cashman.
• shadowcat

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  3 years ago

  Got dances from a really fugly dancer because I knew she gave extremely high mileage dances.
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Working at the club while having a cold because they do scheduling and there were penalties for not going in.
• Uprightcitizen

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  3 years ago

  Finished Russian on a big boob dancer where she did a quick wipedown with some napkins and promptly got on stage for a set. I was hydrating at the bar after and got a chuckle watching a guy stateside have his face firmly planted between her DD's. Gross and funny. Technically I think this qualifies for the question considering I was an indirect contributor to the gross moment.
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Get lenient on allowing customers to suck on tits if they trying to go for it because it’s the highest dance price I know of anywhere and end up dancing for like 6 customers one after another and they ALL just go for doing that. That behavior is even worse in a place like Baby Dolls. But dances were only $20 there and I had no qualms about pissing off a LOT of customers while over there. I’m sorry for being mean because I wasn’t allowing you guys from making out with 20 other dudes that day 🤦🏻‍♀️
• crazyjoe

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  3 years ago

  I destroyed a shitter once...
• crazyjoe

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  3 years ago

  Not my story, but a bouncer once told me someone shit in a corner of a club and smeared it around with a t-shirt. They found it while cleaning up after closing that day .
• Muddy

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  3 years ago

  This one just gorgeous girl I had in VIP I went down on here I was just going with the flow. But then it hit me wait we’re in an extras club wtf are you doin. I just washed my lips ad mouth out and wolfed down Taco Bell with hot sauce the rest of the night.
• Huntsman

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  3 years ago

  My story was when I’d seen one of the hottest dancers on stage that I’d ever seen in a club. I walked up to tip her and asked her to come see me for some dances after her stage routine. She was hot and playful. I was in lust. After she finished on stage, she went back to the dressing room for about 15minutes. When she emerged, she went straight to the manager and announced that the shitter backed up when she was using it and the bathroom was a mess and that the sink didn’t work either. Then she came over to me to offer the dances I’d requested. I was too smitten. Plus, I couldn’t smell any actual shit smell on her. So I went back to the VIP with her and enjoyed myself as much as I could at the time. Having several beers in me may have factored in to the decision.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  Busted all over her outfit, the chair, and the floor in the VIP at Pleasant Moments Bridgeport. Didn't tip extra. Then again, could those rooms get any filthier? My babies probably brought down the filth average there.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  @nice is the grossness mostly due to sucking too hard? Or is the main grossness just the rando saliva? I have not done this much, because even FS escorts generally can't tolerate it, even the ones OK with mouth kissing. I'd have to admit, this is so good when it's good, that rando dried saliva isn't a deterrent lol. My ATF was into it, or was incredibly good at faking. She wouldn't tell me how to do it right, so I had to learn by listening to her breathing and feeling for relaxation in her muscles. Eventually could cum by grinding on my thigh at the same time. If faking, very very good at it. Her breasts got more sensitive after implants, which surprised me. She ended up being very hostile to me. She obviously didn't want me for my body, I worry a lot it actually it fucked with her head instead of being nice for her. My ATF escort was not down with this, although she was OK with mouth kissing. She eventually reversed herself and claimed she liked it. I wasn't sure if she'd gotten confident I'd be careful, or she was pushing herself to keep a good regular, so I took a pass on it with her. Another fav gave me permission to try. Her reaction seemed a weird combination of relaxation and discomfort. So I didn't ask again. Took a lot of willpower, she wore a G-cup lol. She never dropped her guard enough with me to where I thought there was any chance of working out how to avoid the discomfort. I had to laugh at myself at being surprised by the amount of underboob sweat that comes with having G-cup boobs. I started bringing a facecloth in my pocket, which she thought was funny af. She asked me if it grossed me out, and I asked her to save it up in bottles so I could drink it.
• georgmicrodong

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  3 years ago

  A girl was blowing me ITC once and when I nutted, she threw up on me. Hell of a mess. Fortunately, my pants were around me knees, so were out of range. Even though I carry paper towels for cleanup, I didn't have enough for that. :/ On another occasion, got some nut in a girl's hair. Neither of us noticed until she went in the bathroom afterwards and *another* dancer noticed.
• rattdog

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  3 years ago

  a girl was giving me a hj and i shot it all over her hand. she reacted like a grenade exploded on her hand. after that i was wondering how she cleaned up her hand. when i got home and took off my pants i noticed a dry white messy spot on one of my black pant legs. question answered.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  @gmd like this? [view link]
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  Maybe dancers would rather not know, but it seems like half of guys wash their hands after taking a piss in the club. I even saw one guy not wash his hands after pinching a log.
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  @ibai I can’t speak for everyone. But the grossness is the saliva, at least imo
• ATACdawg

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  3 years ago

  "I just washed my lips ad mouth out and wolfed down Taco Bell with hot sauce the rest of the night." So, Muddy, the gross stuff happened after you left the club.....😜🤮
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  @nice I share the opinion of not wanting rando old guy saliva on me, even though I produce it myself.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  No rule works for everyone, but it does seem like topless with hugging and caressing is a good boundary for many sex workers. When they go past that boundary, the chances of sex work being something positive in their lives seem to fall off a cliff.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  At one club, there was a dancer with a killer bod, and generally was pretty nice. But, after a few shots of tequila, she got very determined that she was going to jam her lower orifices into your mouth. Whether you were down for it or not. I asked her once if there were unmarked graves out behind the club of customers she'd suffocated. So, nicespice, take comfort, the irate titty suckers will get their karma from her.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I don’t want to offend anyone with my stories - but… Many years ago when I had an ATF - I paid her $400 one night so I could fuck her each time she got off stage. The first time she got off stage - I took her to the most private corner lap dance stall. I had her on all fours to fuck her from behind. It felt great fucking her - even wearing a condom. After I came - I tossed the condom against the wall - thinking I’d never see it again. The next time my ATF got off stage I was ready to go again. I was also getting more drunk. I fucked her again on all fours - came and tossed the condom against the wall and slapped her ass to let her know it was all good! The third time was when things went downhill. She finished her time on stage, and we get to the back stall, and I realize the stench is awful! I was polluted drunk and the stench got to me. I looked and saw I had tossed the condoms onto an old radiator and they were now melting and the scent of melting condom and heated jizz was wafting over the entire lap dance area. I quickly excused myself to go to the men’s room. That was a bad move. The toilet was clogged - with a shit that would make CrazyJoe proud. To release the smell - someone had broken the glass out of the mens room window. I couldn’t take it anymore - and I vomited all over the floor - and out the window. Sadly, the sink was broken - so I couldn’t wash up. There was no soap either. I decided to improvise and went to the bar and ordered a bottle of water and a shot of vodka. I rinsed my hands with the water - and gargled with the vodka. I thought everything was good, but I was a mess. I had puke on my pants and I smelled like a sewer. I was lucky to not get bounced that night!
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  All my favs who also worked the LDK side of the street feared the dreaded soak through.
• ElDuderino_AZ

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  3 years ago

  Jesus, Cashman, where the hell was that place? El Salvador?
• goldmongerATL

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  3 years ago

  Not what I did but what I saw. A girl on stage lost her diarrhea. It was quite liquid and splattered when it hit the stage. I'm sure the guys sitting closest to her got some splattered on them. Half the guys in the place headed to the door while she headed to the dressing room with it oozing down her leg. That is just permanently burned into my memory.
• goldmongerATL

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  3 years ago

  Cashman, what happened the fourth time you took her back?
• EndlessSummer

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  3 years ago

  I once encountered a masochist who wanted to be degraded but didn't even have enough money for the cheapest private room dance. I told him his best bet was to head to the internet to find others whose kink was compatible with his. He appreciated the advice but still wanted some sort of interaction that day and wanted to know what he could get for $20. I told him that since we couldn't do a dance, I couldn't really help him and figured that'd be the end of it. Instead he asked if I'd be willing to let him drink my pee. 😳 I didn't know what to say at first and naively didn't even conceive of how to go about such a thing, especially in public. He calmly explained that I could just take an empty cup into the bathroom, fill it, and bring it out to him. Of course this is gross, but I do it at the doc's office for free, and I was just gonna flush it anyway, so why not make a quick 20 bucks. But, that wasn't gross enough for him and when I brought him his homemade c
• EndlessSummer

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  3 years ago

  Cocktail, he asked me to spit in it as well. And that's where I drew my line. Lol
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  We forgot about strippers and PLs who eat organ meats.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  To answer the follow up questions. This was in Bloomfield NJ. I think the building has now been demolished. I left after round 3 and the mess I made. I had done more than enough.
• doctorevil

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  3 years ago

  Summer, you charged too little. There is a waitress at my regular club who used to be a dancer. She told me she used to have a customer that would pay her $100 to pee in a glass for him to drink.
• Call.Me.Ishmael

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  3 years ago

  So... Cash... was the building demolished immediately after your condom-roast visit?
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  Nicespice should get a tattoo of a severed cow's tongue on her upper chest to deter booby sucking.
• 48-Cowboy

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  3 years ago

  At my home club there is a dancer that is very flexible and she licks her own ass hole and tosses her own salad on stage. She tries to kiss customers on the lips while trying to sell dances.
• georgmicrodong

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  3 years ago

  @ilbbaicnl: That's what I compared it to when she came back to my table afterwards. We both laughed our asses off; I'm sure the rest of the club thought we were crazy.
• rattdog

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  3 years ago

  "I had puke on my pants and I smelled like a sewer. I was lucky to not get bounced that night!" hold up a second - you still wound up sticking around after all that? hahahaha!!!!!!! was this heartbreakers? i always wanted to go there.
• drewcareypnw

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  3 years ago

  Cashman ftw!
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  Ishmael - I agree, the club should have been demolished immediately after my performance. It should have been declared a toxic clean up site as well. Rattdog - it was Heartbreakers. This was during the days when that club was basically a brothel with girls who weren’t there to dance. It could get a bit rough at times. To answer your other question - I initially thought I escaped my dreaded puke-splash. Only to discover my jeans were a bit soggy around the ankles. The club was basically a narrow rectangle - with the stage - and bar to the left. There was a staircase to the right (that lead to the VIP area upstairs. Farther back on the first floor they squeezed a pool table in. Behind the pool table was a small area and then there were bathrooms. If a dude didn’t take great pain to barricade the door - it was easy to open the door accidentally - and the shitter would be in full view of the club. The windows had iron grates to prevent anyone from trying to ditch out through the window out through the Annie Sez parking lot… It seemed the worst thing a customer could do was to park his car in the Annie Sez parking lot. There were several signs warning customers to not take up those spots!
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  Ishmael was right. Cashman wins the thread. 🤢🤮🤮🤮
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  SirLDAlot - a bit of a paradox where the winner also happens to be the loser…lol!
• nj_pete

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  3 years ago

  Interesting stories, yes Cashman wins the thread! I feel weird clicking the "like button" on these!
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  Seriously, in one post, Cashman hit on the following: - used condoms and cum - rotten cum - barbequed used condoms and rotten cum - nasty smelly shit - vomit \\thread
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  This is so not worthy after Cashman but once in VIP my LDK leaked through my pants and the dampness got on my ATF DS. She wasn't happy and I fixed it from then on. That's all I got.
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  My wallet fell out of my pocket and I went through used condoms and cum stained napkins under the couch cushions looking for it.
• Oliver_Clothesoff_66

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  3 years ago

  Used the restroom at Sinsaysionals. Even for a #1 it's a scary proposition. I recommend avoiding it all costs. There are fast food places nearby to use as an alternate.
• EndlessSummer

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  3 years ago

  ^ C'mon man, really? Don't you get tired of your own broken record? 🤨
• EndlessSummer

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  3 years ago

  🙏 I'll pray for you
• Uprightcitizen

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  3 years ago

  I did have to tip the bouncer and the floor for getting my buddy out of Penthouse Detroit that threw up in the trashcan...and the bathroom...and VIP. 🤮🤮🤮
• Studme53

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  3 years ago

  Recently, I took a dancer with a great body that I had my eye on back for a private dance in a room with a small love seat and a couple small square pillows. After I came on her chest/boobs she looked around for a towel or something to clean herself off. She apparently couldn’t find any so she picked up one of the little pillows and wiped herself off with that. She then put it back on the couch. Disgusting.
• Huntsman

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  3 years ago

  Studme, I had a similar experience except the dancer pulled out a towel from underneath the pillow that she apparently kept back there for that purpose. Probably not quite as gross as using the pillow itself. But I felt bad for the cotton fibers that gave their lives to be used as a Petri dish.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  That could be a B movie sci fi plot. The jiz of multiple old men, plus the saliva of multiple addicts, plus cheap booze, in a cushion in a seedy extras strip club, gives rise to a fast-growing murderous humanoid. Species, the Strip Club Edition. In a world where.
• Studme53

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  3 years ago

  Yeah - some of these girls aren’t hygienic at all. Who knows if she washed her chest off before she took the next customer back. Makes you think twice before getting your mouth to close to some of them.
• bkkruined

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  3 years ago

  Sometimes wonder, when a guy and a dancer go back to the lapdance area for a longish period of time, and leaving he heads straight for the men's room... Usually she's doing the same, sometimes not... Of course, I can only assume. There was this one girl I met, saw her several times, and she would get moist. First time with her, got up and wondering why the front of my pants were damp, but was ready to leave and didn't really worry about it. Second time, she was called on stage before we were done, I went back to my seat and watched her on stage, when another girl came and sat on my lap, and gave me kinda a strange look... Another girl once thought she's help me clean up and before I realized it pulled the condom straight up and off... Dumping everything in it... On my shirt... Standing there at the ATM right next to the DJ booth with her waiting next to me... What the hell, give her a big hug.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  heaving - thank you. I know the TUSCL bar is set quite low, and I’m happy to find ways to lower it!
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  @stud people gonna think you're really nicespice.
• Studme53

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  3 years ago

  If I was, I’d take the advice of a lot of people and go fuck myself
• NinaBambina

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  3 years ago

  I haven't really done many gross things at the club. Once I got too drunk and a guy asked me for vip but I felt like I was gonna vomit, so I said "sure, let me just use the bathroom real quick!" and proceeded to throw up my stomach then went right back out to the guy and went to the vip as if nothing happened. Lol. I also spat in a customer's face once because he asked me to, and I felt gross after.
• bkkruined

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  3 years ago

  This one time in Bangkok.... (no Donkey's were fucked in the making of this story). So, ya, there are (or were at least until 15 year back) some of these "pussy show" kinda places in the upper floors of the building along patpong street (small street lined with gogo bars). Most are reputed to be just rip off joints. And, these girls are putting on the pussy shows because they can't get work at the gogo bars on the first floor, so, ya, there's a heavy extra tipping kinda element at play that would probably seem threatening at times. I talked a girl I knew from a more standard gogo type club to go check them out with me, and she asked around with some of the touts about which were OK... And, mostly they just stuffed random shit in their twat. Scarfs, spoons, etc.. a few stuffed paper clip chains in it, I don't understand not getting poked but those, but, whatever. A couple stuffed eggs, I think one or two actually cracked the eggs when done. Oh, and ping pong balls. It was mostly the highlight of some of the girls, shooting ping pong balls 10, 15 feet across the room (duck!!!). One blew out candles on a birthday cake (not a real cake). A couple had a straw they shot darts out of (I don't recall an actually dart game but they really should have...). The longer this goes on the more I wondering why I'm watching this and who the fuck gets turned on by this shit. I mean, if you've NEVER seen a pussy before, well, ok, but the downstairs bars selling it are much cheaper and the dancer, while not putting on much of a show, are still more erotic than this. But I guess my friend, and I, are finding some amusement. She seems to be wondering how they do some of that. While I was also kinda interested, when it was time to go I was more interested in just sticking my dick in her again rather than seeing where we could buy fucking ping pong balls.... But, all this just sets the scenes for the bananas. Yes, they stuck freaking bananas inside themselves, and did their best to shoot them across the room. Now, in Thailand, bananas are typically 1/2 the size we get in the US (and taste far better). So, ya, honestly I forget if they were really actually shooting the bananas out of it, or just doing a quit penetration and then throwing them into the crowd (ok, it was really just the two of us and this group of like 5 german guys on the other side of the stage, who might have been French, or Polish, I dunno). But, ya, all the bananas were getting tossed to those guys, who were throwing money on stage for them... And then eating them... I mean, sure, those girls probably hadn't been just fucked. And did pretty much just wipe themselves out with a scarf... I guess? probably much lower mileage than the girls downstairs at the gogo... but still.
• rattdog

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  3 years ago

  ^just had me thinking about the cheech marin part in from dusk 'til dawn where he plays a barker for a titty bar. in the movie soundtrack it's called chet's speech. some guy actually accidentally chose this song on the jukebox at a bar i was a regular at years ago. probably can amend to that speech. -c;mon step right in. so much pussy. we have birthday cake pussy, ping pong pussy, banana pussy....
• misterorange

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  3 years ago

  Once I was taking a piss and for some reason decided it was a good idea to count and sort my money at the same time. Dropped the entire wad of bills right into the urinal and since I'm not very good at stopping mid-stream, just continued pissing all over my money. Had to reach in there with my bare hands and then wash it in the sink. Tried to dry it with paper towels but was too wet to use it without being weird. Had to hit the ATM and got ripped off on that ridiculous fee. Talk about adding insult to injury.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  @bkk and rattdog, back in the day I ended up in one of those places with a mixed gender grad school crowd. We had gone on a tour of Bangkok earlier that day, and the guides were talking about it like it was the most ordinary thing. They literally said "Pussy banana! Pussy ping pong!" We got there and it was nuts. The ping pong girl was trying to get them into a cup and kept missing. House mom wanted us to pick them up and no one wanted to touch it. They had a live sex show with the most hung Asian guy I've ever seen. There was also a white customer who was jacked to a point that would make an 80s professional wrestler blush... He went to the back with two Thai girls and came back half an hour later with a stupid grin on his face. On the cab ride back, we had all looked at each other like we had seen a ghost.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  Oh, and a couple classmates bought hookers there. I just told them to get tested.
• motorhead

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  3 years ago

  “They had a live sex show with the most hung Asian guy I've ever seen.” I think I saw the same show. Guy nearly reached 5.5 inches
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Lol. This guy was a solid 8 and thick.
• doctorevil

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  3 years ago

  The Patpong act that made me shudder was when they pulled a string of double edge razor blades out of their pussy, and sliced up a piece of paper with them to show they were sharp.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  Sorry, I compulsively free associate in a rando way: [view link]