The Ways You've Been Busted or Suspected
SirLapdancealot
Knight of the Round Table Dance
Saturday, December 11, 2021 5:38 PM
For all you PLs with an SO, what are all the ways she caught or even suspected that you were clubbing behind you back?
Here's my list over the years:
- I gave her the "working late" excuse one too many times.
- She was driving by the club just to see if my car was parked nearby and instead she saw me walking into the club.
- She saw an unusually high rate of $300 withdrawals from our bank account.
- I smelled like perfume (or girly scented lotion) after coming home.
- My pillow smelled like perfume.
- My pants smelled like perfume as she was doing the laundry.
- She caught a glimpse of "the ultimate strip club list" on my phone as I was posting.
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