Comments by Uprightcitizen (page 103)

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    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Grossed out.
    Oh, if you want to read some gross stuff catch this thread in stripperweb... https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?91361-Overheard-in-the-Dressing-Room Its actually pretty entertaining
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    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Grossed out.
    Thats soo messed up on every level. I got grossed out when a drunk very pretty dancer used $1 bill to wipe off her pussy area after we did cfs. Like, wtf is up with that hygiene lol. Uh oh...I think this thread is gonna get dicey!
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    7 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    Butter Face Strippers: Yes or No?
    I am a sucker for a beautiful face. But I had one in VIP not too long ago with a nice long lean body and beautiful hair with a meh face. I went back just intending lappers and next thing I know I am dogging that pussy with a great view of her ass, lean body and (as the gentlemen I am) was holding her hair back in a ponytail grip which she seemed to enjoy. That seemed to work out pretty well for both of us.
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    7 years ago
    brownguy
    Massachusetts
    Pulling a Vegas Stripper
    Getting carryout in Las Vegas strip clubs is not that unusual and I am not suprised about her asking price as 2 grand. Personally I would not pay that rate. I have taken dancers back to my room for much much less. You are taking a big risk that she is going to deliver what you could get from a rated high quality escort for that price (with an overnight stay in many cases). As a side note ROB's exist in vegas in higher percentages IMO since they are not establishing regulars unless you go there often or are a local. Its one and done hustle for most. Its a gamble but hey its Las Vegas. Good luck buddy!
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    7 years ago
    Sugar Daddies and Jealousy
    Absolutely not. In fact the girls I have been with I encourage them not to change her life while she is seeing me. Its not really cool to expect her to not seeing anyone else unless I suppose she becomes your girlfriend (kind of a big difference). Another thing is I dont want her falling for me and thinking this is going somewhere which is a risk (especially for an inexperienced SB). Why is this soo different than a dancer or any other p2p experience? Now if there is some kind of risk she is exposing you to danger by a stalking bf then thats another matter. But again not much different than a stripper.
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    If Dougster leaves then so do I
    Haha lol. L00ber we need TJ trip reports next month!
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    7 years ago
    DFreshPalace
    California
    I Died and Want to Paradise
    ...just the dream customer who enjoys being around hot nekkid ladies. I hope you got a steady stream of cash cause you are gonna need it to keep you in this fantasy land.
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    7 years ago
    Words of wisdom
    His movies are favs. Some girls tell me I look like Quentin Tarantino. Maybe its cause I hang out with young hot girls FTW!
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    If Dougster leaves then so do I
    If Juice leaves I am leaving and going to Stripperweb for the same bs drama. I think I will post lots of different aliases and post some salacious trip reports for fun. At least the drama there is a bunch of crazy hot women vs. self rightous old curmudgeons. What should my stripper username name be?Taking suggestions... Oh, Juice if you join me just keep using Juicebox69...
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    7 years ago
    PH DET CLOSED
    Yea I heard that. One of my CF's texted me Flight Club also was raided. Thats a bit odd since its in Inkster and there has not been allot of police activity like at the Detroit clubs.
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    How to tell the difference between a thirty year old lady and a fouteen year old
    Haha Juice. Do the old Crockidile Dundee.... https://youtu.be/n6fgPX3NjyA
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    7 years ago
    Yes... some of you are hot.
    GACA hahaha nice demonstration. You sound like Ron Burgandy. Physical attraction by a woman for a guy partially involves what you said. PD was not excluding the other elements that make a guy attractive. Just raw physical attraction is pretty much a guy thing (or I suppose a one night stand girl mood "get it on" thing...).
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    7 years ago
    Yes... some of you are hot.
    Lol PD is just being straight up. Its cool, she is legit and candid. Oh regarding looks and $$$, if you dont have looks or any more $$$ with you then just go get some more $$$ and come back. I think thats PD's point but not getting yourself down. There's always tomorrow...
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    7 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    Still flawless
    Very very nice!
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Yo bitch....yes or no ?
    Nope. Sorry juice just not my type I am dropping $$$ on.
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    7 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    This might be a first.
    Do what you gotta do founder. My read is there are just a few self righteous OCD posters at work here. I like this board when its fun but some posters take themselves and others way too seriously. Effectively they are attempting to hijack a board you created by strapping a verbal bomb vest on and blowing it up to influence you and everyone that uses it. If this becomes too much of a PIA for you then I say shut it down. The review section is where the main value of the board lies. This sideshow board while fun shouldnt be a burden to you. The irony is I actually like some of the spammers more lucid moments and reading their comments about interesting or fun topics. But they are turning into little Captain Ahabs and want to take everyone done with em in mindless pursuit of their mission.
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Rim Jobs
    Isopropyl alcohol and freshly squeezed habenero pepper juice should do the trick. Please report back on results.
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    7 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
    What denomination bills do you bring to the club?
    I normally tap into my poker bankroll which is in c notes. I get those changed up in the club when required.
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    7 years ago
    realDougster
    Navigating the post-FOSTA apocalypse
    I have an SA date set up with this hot, blonde, 29-year court reporter
    I reccomend taking her home and showing her your Ming vase collection.
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    7 years ago
    JohnTitor
    don't sweat the petty things-pet the sweaty things
    I've only done this with you is bullshit?
    Well, there has to be a first one but statistically I would assaign the following formula... 100%/((Her age-17) * (How long she has been dancing in months)) squared = Probability it is not stripper shit. I would assign 50% as the floor if it is her first month dancing and she is 18 (as opposed to 100% per the formula). So I saying there's a chance! ;)
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    7 years ago
    One of the Greatest Reviews I have Ever Read
    Lol...at least the 11 renaining customer were behind him in the line instead of in front of him. Damn, thats a pretty bad girl to guy ratio.
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    7 years ago
    mark94
    Arizona
    First date
    Women are expensive...guys need bitch insurance for their cars and homes. Any insurers here?
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    7 years ago
    DFreshPalace
    California
    The End or A New Beginning
    Positive Mental Attitude is a very real state that generally brings about good results. Well done! Keep it up.
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    7 years ago
    JuiceBox69
    Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
    Does washing my ass even matter with strippers
    Lol. The ones that matter care!
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    7 years ago
    DFreshPalace
    California
    The End or A New Beginning
    https://youtu.be/vUXxmA-Zpq0