Comments by SlickSpic (page 6)

From my experience, waitresses are great for a cup of coffee and bacon&eggs. I love bacon&eggs. Do you?

@PC-Very true. I was speaking from my own experience and how my body is.

@Shadow-Although not on the level of TRT, you might get some benefits from Codyceps mushrooms and Tribulis Terrestis(herb). Both are available in pill form and I've found that they gave me a little extra energy when I use to spar often. TT is an herb from Bulgaria. Both are legal. You won't get the boost that you would from steroids but it's something.

I wonder if chicks send fucked up pictures of out-of-shape, ugly dudes, with beer guts and bitch tits, little dicks and hairy asses? Mmmm, probably not.

Are you sure she didn't have crumbs on her panocha?

And I thought that this was gonna be about some of the more outrageous shit that I've said. Sheesh, no love from the peanut gallery at all.

This post is so blah...

I often wonder if Chicagoans ever eat at Weinerschnitzel considering the Chicago hot dog legacy.

Is the Pope gonna end up paying the Swiss Guard in communion wafers cause of all of this?

Mmmmm, Swiss Miss sounds mighty tasty bout now.

Walk away.

I got way better choices. It's like being a New Yorker and eating Domino's Pizza-why?

I had a stripper die after she swallowed. She started choking and turning blue in the face. I gave her the hiemlich but to no avail. Only resort left was mouth-to-mouth. Bitch was on her own cause I'm no cannibal.

Only thing I know bout TRTis that it ain't allowed anymore in the UFC. @Shadow-You thinking bout getting back into the fight game? If so, can I be your cut man?

Never eaten here, never will.

Some pretty funny comments.

I like my strippers like I like my strippers, cheap and easy.

@Motor-The Bimbo Bear. Personally, I stay away from those snacks.

Don't forget to tip your waiter on the way out. Try the veal. It's to die for.

Black Friday sounds like a horror movie. Or a death metal band.

51/50?

Just had some homemade clam chowder. Got me this uncle who can really cook. His nickname is Uncle Buck. He's like a Mexican Uncle Buck. I was bout to dip my spoon in that chowder when he stopped me-he brought some bacon and Tapatio on over. My uncle is the best.

Hahahahahaha!

Lots of garage sales around these here parts. We call that Brown Saturday in Califas.