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10 years ago
Maybe he died from AIDS.
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10 years ago
@Clubber-Haha.
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10 years ago
Once I turned 5 I dumped Maria for Daisy Duke.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@Steve-Kinda.
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10 years ago
@666-I feel ya, brother.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
It would be interesting if we TUSCL members had counterparts on SW that commented or were similar to us.
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10 years ago
Sonia Manzano, aka Maria from Sesame Street.
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10 years ago
@JS69-I must give credit where credit is due-Joe Rogan came up with that bit of advice. I follow it. It helps me out when I'm deciding on an OTC hook-up. If I'm still horny after I jerk off, it's time for some OTC.
@Rockstar-Give her one more shot, if you like. If she flakes again, no more auditions, no more OTC plans.
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10 years ago
I thought that every dude did his best to make every girl, civi or stripper, orgasm.
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10 years ago
Before you think about this decision, jerk off. After you bust a nut, then think about this decision. I bet that you'll look at it differently.
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10 years ago
Am I only one here who would've gone through the ordeal to the erotic end?
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10 years ago
I run into strippers whenever I'm shipping. They usually yell out, "Ahoy, skipper. We wanna walk your plank."
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@Steve-I know, huh. By the way. Just got a raise. Now I make $450,000.
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10 years ago
Sounds like My Blue Heaven. Got any arugula?
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10 years ago
Hahahahahahahaha
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I wonder if dwarf strippers have a Station Agent?
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10 years ago
Gotta love the scene in Natural Born Killers where Juliette Lewis(Mallory) is squatting, pissing, and having a conversation with Woody Harrelson(Mickey).
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10 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
As long as change is for the better, I got your back Founder.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
At least those hoes acknowledge the fact that we don't represent the majority of strip club attendees. We, are the cream of the crop.
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10 years ago
Hopefully this new device is better than Tang cause that shit sucks.
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10 years ago
@Moto-Haha.
One of my favorites asked me to go to Starbucks. She gave me a $20, her order, her friends order, and told me to order whatever I wanted. I did. She didn't even ask for any change.
After we finished our drinks, we headed for the VIP and she made that $20 plus many more back.
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
So what these stripped web strippers are saying, as long as you're a dead Jedi or a drunk driving, take-advantage-of-junkies-type character, you're in like Flynn.
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10 years ago
Day shift, night shift, as long as they stick shift, we in business.
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10 years ago
That depends on many things-
1. Does he go to ________ after high school
A. Community College
B. 4- year College/University
C. Military
D. Trade School
E. Day Laborer
Remember boys and girls, there is no wrong answer.
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10 years ago
Y'all cats are some funny dudes.