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11 years ago
I'd feel better if we went to a pubic pool instead of a public pool.
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11 years ago
"I blame the latest generation of Mexican girls for bringing the gettho shit to strip clubs."
I agree. The previous generation, they were classy. I have fond memories of fine señoritas dancing to La Cucaracha and then doing the Mexican Hat-Lap Dance for me. Ole!
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11 years ago
I'd yell out, "Mom, it's me! What the fuck are you doing?"
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11 years ago
I don't swim in your toilet so don't piss in my pool.
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11 years ago
Candy corn is good, but not as good as Candy Cucumber...Juice!Juice!Juice!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Fuck a lap dance. With those guns of hers, I'd want her to give me a hand job!
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11 years ago
Is that you Buckethead, underneath the white mask?
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11 years ago
Creepy!Creepy!Creepy!
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11 years ago
LordxBetty, do you happen to have any powdered rhino horn or tiger bone lying around? Maybe some of that fabled three penis wine, perhaps?
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11 years ago
@Duo-Hahahahaha
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@Mikey-I remember listening to that story on audio cassette back in junior high, along with a whole bunch of Bradbury stories.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@Mikey-Ain't that the truth.
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11 years ago
That's something that I didn't even think about. Good looking out, Dice.
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11 years ago
Right now! In the words of SugaFree-"If you stay ready then what the hell you gotta get ready for."
That's a long flight, both ways.
I'll put it out there and he can decide for himself.
Funny thing is that my first sc experience was at Tijuana when I was 17-Like I said, I have some crazy uncles. I guess it must run in the family.
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11 years ago
From about ages 4-8, my Pops and myself were the main male role models in his life. Then my eldest sister remarried. His stepdad is a quality dude if a little square-he's no drinking partner. I've always been involved in my nephews life, especially when it came to martial arts and girls. He asked me questions about girls and relationships before asking his folks. We've always been close.
I appreciate all the responses and definitely will ask what he wants to do.
@Bullwinkle-I'm anti-creepy. Remember my Tip Of The Day-Don't Be Creepy? I'm also very anti-douchebag. I had uncles who are kinda crazy that probably did me a disservice by opening my eyes to the underbelly of society at too young of an age. I'm still a stand-up guy but I do wish I could've maintained a little innocence that I lost.
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11 years ago
I love classics. On fact, I keep a set of brass knuckles in my glove box. Nothing beats a classic.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
If that's how they wanna play, then I'm turning my backyard, butterfly habitat into a stripper sanctuary.
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11 years ago
I agree Candyman. He can be funny but I have a feeling that he's a Eunuch. Mmmmmmnnnnmmmm heeeeeheeeeee mmmmeeeemmmnnnmmmm.
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11 years ago
Relying only on a driver’s licenses or a state-issued photo identification card as proof of age has proven to be problematic in a number of cases at strip clubs, as IDs can be manipulated and falsified,†Solomon said in a statement
Let me guess. The Feds wanna use cases like this to really push RFID and National ID acts. They won't be happy until they turn America into East Berlin. When that happens, will we have Putin telling Obama to tear down this wall?
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11 years ago
@Hungrygirrafe-I mirror your sentiments. If also like to add that my Gramma use to say that beauty is a gift that we can't take with us. Enjoy it while you can.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I always thought that God was more of a hunter-gatherer.
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11 years ago
I like playing rock, scissors, paper. Seriously. I play it with dancers. If they win then they get to choose. If I win, I choose.
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11 years ago
Jaguars not The Jaguars. Now it makes sense. Wrong state.
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11 years ago
I would live to dance the Charleston while in Charleston, eating a Charlseton Chew.
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11 years ago
I meant TUSCL.