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11 years ago
Good Sir, 216OJ614, there IS a TISCL glossary. Please scroll down to the bottom of the screen...viola!
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11 years ago
Long walks while holding hands on the beach when the sun is just dipping below the horizon like so...Deep, passionate gazes into one another's eyes...That feeling you get when we finish each others' sentences...That's what I really like from dancers.
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11 years ago
Why thank you Gawker. I do my best when I'm at my worst.
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11 years ago
GSB, if you ain't joking, then that's Bad Ass! If you are joking, you got me. I saw some of the Cowboys out in Oxnard, CA where they do camp. Them boys are BIG.
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11 years ago
I'm definitely a fan of $8 waters. Nothing quenches my thirst and re-hydrates me faster and better than $8 waters.
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11 years ago
Now that's taking it to the man! First, these bums. Next, it's those fat cats in Washington!
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11 years ago
I once made a mash-up of Michael Jackson & Gregorian Chant. Altar Boys and Boy Scouts ran whenever they heard that cacophony coming.
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It.
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11 years ago
Except for me. The Machine Elves told me I was invaluable to their research into the minds of humanity. Oh the power of DMT.
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11 years ago
The best Lapdance is the one that I'm getting.
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11 years ago
The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People!! The Beautiful People, The Beautiful People!!
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11 years ago
Duo, I like your answer. Great insight, Chanel.
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11 years ago
I usually gig out to a jug band-barbershop quartet fusion. Oh yeah, can you dig it Daddy-O!
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11 years ago
Speaking of landing strips, you should've seen this brunette the other night. Just the right amount of curlies holding in that scent that drives me insane. Papaya!
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11 years ago
Does R2-D2 come with a Fleshlight? If it does, count me in.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
He don't live here, man.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Dave?
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11 years ago
Does the Ape chick from Planet of The Apes count? I bet she'd go to town on my banana.
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11 years ago
@Moto-Hahahahaha!
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11 years ago
It's been said that the reason women wear lipstick IS to emulate the labia. I love labia.
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Clubber, do you still have the Cheech & Chong album that came with the Big Bambu rolling paper?
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11 years ago
And don't forget the first rule of Flight Club-There is no Flight Club.
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11 years ago
I thought he got banged by twice that amount.
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11 years ago
Juice, my brother, I think you might be losing some of your mojo. I would've said "Posterized that faggot!" That's better. Dudes get dunked on all the time but not everybody gets Posterized. Nobody wants to get Posterized.
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11 years ago
E's! I like that.
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11 years ago
"This is not the sex education that I wanted to give my teenage sons." What is the sex education that you want to give your teenage sons that they haven't seen online? Mother and son bondage? I mean bonding. Get a grip people. Her teenage sons probably kill make believe bad guys on computers everyday and she's worried about sex. Bitch.