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11 years ago
I saw a 10 at the library once. I asked her if she wanted to study some Longfellow. She replied that I'm probably a short story kind of guy. She said she wanted a novel not the Cliff Notes version.
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11 years ago
Mmmm, Godiva. Now that's some good chocolate. I wonder if Dacandyman likes Godiva chocolate?
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11 years ago
I re-fall in lust in about 2 1/2 minutes. Very short refractory time.
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11 years ago
I met a dude from the KKK once. The deputies made a mistake and through him in the holding tank with us mud people. You know, blacks and browns. He thought he was tough. Then he started crying like a little bitch to the guard. We gave that Lil puto a county jail welcome that he'll never forget. I give him credit, though. He kept calling us niggers and wetbacks. Then we stomped his teeth put his mouth, crushed his jaw, and pummeled him righteously. Sorry Bonesbrother, the Klan don't impress me much.
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11 years ago
@Crazyjoe-I heard them dames look like William Wallace. They always talk about freedom and how not everyman truly lives. Is this true?
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
To teach her a lesson, you should've given her an Angry Pirate. That bitch would learn real quick.
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11 years ago
I like thread. Without thread my clothes would fall apart.
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11 years ago
@Dacandyman-You need to spit game at the dames at See's Candies. They'd love you.
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11 years ago
Juice Crew, baby. This Blow Job Betty treats cock like Three Tastes Chicken-He don't stop, won't stop, can't control himself. It's really sad to see.
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11 years ago
You and the general will never be like Juice and the Colonel. XXX-Tra KrisPay!
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11 years ago
What's the matter Blow Job Betty? Too busy sucking General Tso's cock to respond?
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11 years ago
Why don't you wrap your sweet & sour lips on my Beaner Weiner you Dim Sum Chink Twink.
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11 years ago
"Blowjob Betty"
Right about now in the place to be
Too Short baby
Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin dangerous crew bitch
Too Short baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin these hos on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell you about me
I got a little story about a nasty freak
She'd the kind a girl you think about in bed
Blowjob Betty give 'em real good head
Bust a left nut right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all you saw
She could blow more head than a well blows water
Blowjob Betty make your dick get harder
She's a one of a kind
A hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin busy, bitch wouldn't stop
She's the kind a girl that make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her I would know what's up
Blowjob Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her, said my name is $hort
Just what you've been lookin for
Pimpin's my game
I do it the best
Ho fuck with me she don't get no rest
Well after that, I g'd the freak
I used to stop by and fuck her 'bout twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort dollar get bitches any time I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on the tonsils
I only stick it in about half way back
Cuz if I put it all in it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin how they fucked that bitch
But I'm the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp, she loved to fuck
When any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch
Just like this
Why you runnin 'round suckin all that dick for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game and get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid ho
Bitch ain't about money and she never know
How to get it
Blowjob Betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like an old school 'vette
Six months later
I'm still the pimp
I'm still the player
One night at the club she was puttin in work
All you had to to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin "One at a time"
Wasn't my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said "You ready to switch?"
And to the players out there, instantly
Blowjob Betty started servin' me
Cuz the player I am
Til the day I'm dead
I was sittin on the sink
Gettin some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and the whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must 'a knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldn't even breath she was holdin her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboys said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspects
When I saw that
My brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But you never got sucked by Blowjob Betty
Betty [6x, fading]
[Talking]
Biyatch!
Yea, ho...haha
Y'all niggas don't know though
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?!
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11 years ago
When I wake up in the morning.
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11 years ago
Aye carumba!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Hahahahaha.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
The clubs should have a night where the patrons wear paper bags. Better yet, Presidents masks. I get to be Lincoln.
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11 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
I say if you have a funny feeling that you're in for a set-up, don't go. Have her meet you but don't go.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I'd get a Lapdance by a stripper wearing a paper bag AND a New Orleans Saints jersey. Oh yeah.
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11 years ago
I'm watching the game at a Bar Mitvah. Kosher titties for Kosher cucumbers.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Naw, there too busy banging Colombian hotties.
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11 years ago
I'm watching your Giants vs. The Steelers. Oh, the Raiders beat the Cowboys.
@Bullwinkle-When you got a wetsuit, everyday is beach weather. Shit, where I stay, August is hotter than July and September is just as bad as August. I'm going to the beach tomorrow, just for you, Winkle.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I do it all the time at Club Ramadan. Except during Ramadan.