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11 years ago
My religion has one holiday. That's called payday.
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11 years ago
One of my favorites was dancing for what appeared to be either a Persian or Armeniban gentlemen. She came on over and I joked with her, saying she stunk like smelly Armenian. She asked me if I wanted her to freshen up. I was joking but she was serious. That's customer service.
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11 years ago
Why wait for a Holodeck when ethneogens exist.
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11 years ago
Ahh, the Eight Fold Path.
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11 years ago
Living it up while you were going down.
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11 years ago
Not in Cali. Now if Mexicans went on a pilgrimage, that would effect the economy.
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11 years ago
Joker and Papi like Stockton to Malone. Y'all sunk the rock.
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11 years ago
Now we're talking. Oktoberfest is here. Spatten is good German dark brew. Prosit.
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11 years ago
Any smart club owner already knows that a certain percentage of gals will do OTC from the jump. Since I've been clubbing since 1993, most topless ld's have been $20 and nude have been $40 in my neck of the woods.
The same goes for most illicit activities from my perspective. No change in prices.
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11 years ago
I got love for the Zip yet he seems to forget about my posts. I guess I'm boring with my real life adventures.
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11 years ago
Pikey, you just made my day. Gracias.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Maybe those Eastern European girls need to link up with the Latinas since my girls keep on coming on over. We say fuck Glásnost and Viva la Chocha'
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11 years ago
1). Irish Car Bomb is racist.
2). My teeth are pearly white after years of coffee drinking. Coffee is amazing. Go to bulletproofexecutive.com to learn about bulletproof coffee.
3). Beer is the nectar of the Gods. Guinness Stout or a Stone IPA.
4). Everyone is entitled to their opinion and what tastes good them.
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11 years ago
Jack can Slash. If you ever get locked up, the Southside Mexicans would love your skills.
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11 years ago
@Jester-I've never met a gal who would suck but not fuck. With my experience, it's the opposite. I know girls who fuck but don't suck. Maybe it's a geographical, age or cultural difference. I know a lot of Latinas that fuck or do anal but don't suck unless you're their boyfriend. Same with many Asian gals. I should also state that this is all civie gal related.
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11 years ago
If a woman gets pregnant, her tits get bigger, not smaller.
Using my Sherlock Holmes deductive reasoning skills, I deduce that this gal is a drunk. I have spent 23 years fucking chicks who smoke ganja and from the description, she's no Ganja Goddess. In LA, they hire hot chicks to work as Budtenders. If you're fat n ugly, keep on stepping cause you ain't getting hired.
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11 years ago
Whores are beautiful. And mysterious. Especially that whore named Babylon.
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11 years ago
Alucard is right. I have a tender side. Ten years ago, my CF at the time had an unwelcomed admirer. This asshole tried to follow her home one day. She called me up and was frantic. She didn't know what to do. I instructed her to drive right on over as fast as possible. She pulled up, got out of her car, and ran to me. She pointed out the car and I took down the license plate number. I called up a cousin who works for the DMV and a cousin who breaks bones for a living. In a weeks time, I let this ex-CF know that she wouldn't have anymore problems with her stalker. And they say chivalry is dead. Old Slick is as tender as they come.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Just saw a little person twirling a sign on the corner of Foothill & Town.
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11 years ago
Not that fast or quick. From your description, she sounds like a 6.0 now. What I don't get is this-As a dancer, your body and your skills with your body make you money. Why jeopardize your living? The same goes for athletes, especially fighters since you go at it alone.
I guess I'll never understand the below average human being.
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11 years ago
Fuck it. What's done is done. Learn from it and don't do it again. None of us are perfect or even close to it to don't sweat the hate.
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11 years ago
Jack is on the money.
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11 years ago
Ermita, you really brought some insight. Great comment about the mechanic.
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11 years ago
I like your new word, Assholeness. I used it twice last night.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Back in 2011, while riding public transportation around the Los Angeles Metropolitan area, I saw 12 little people. That's a lot. I saw white, black, Mexican, and Asian. I saw an elderly and a kid little person. I saw someone with what appeared to be Progeria. I even saw a little person in a wheelchair. It was the year of the little person.