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10 years ago
I once saw a cat wearing a white, three-piece suit at the club. He thought he was all chingon and shit. That was until he saw me come strutting into the club, sporting a deep red, crushed velvet, three-piece suit with matching top hat. He saw me and just broke down in tears, right then and there. Oh, and by the way, he's still there. He's the bathroom troll. Hand to God.
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10 years ago
I like long walks on the beach, underneath a clear, starlit sky, holding hands with that gal of my dreams, singing Perry Como songs together, while the ocean breeze nips at our skin and the sound of waves crashing in the background plays a romantic symphony.
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10 years ago
Clams and crabs, clams and crabs.
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10 years ago
@Mohead-Haha. I'm gonna see this flick. Just saw Fury-It was furious.
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10 years ago
He should've put a fan inside and make it into a wacky waving butt plug.
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10 years ago
I'm immune to Ebola. And Iocaine Powder.
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10 years ago
Que sera, sera.
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10 years ago
I laugh when you go on porn chick or escort sites and they have wish lists. My only wish is for wish lists to not exist.
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10 years ago
I wonder if any Pace Picante Sauce was involved.
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10 years ago
Been there, no big deal. Tourist trap. Check out the Comedy Store or HOB in Hollywood instead. And Jumbo's.
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10 years ago
For a second, I thought Lionel Richie was a victim of a 2 amer.
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10 years ago
I usually get blow jobs while talking long-distance. Make sure you dial down the middle.
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10 years ago
@Moto-She's Rick Pitino's goddaughter, Bobby Knight's niece, and she use to babysit for Coach K. And she's blonde.
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10 years ago
She'll laugh till she squirts. Oh, did I forget? She's a squirter.
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10 years ago
Great movie, great soundtrack. GOTG was obscure as far as Marvel goes. I remember reading an issue in my dentists office, years ago.
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10 years ago
Plus a money shot. And a bank shot.
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10 years ago
Of course she can. Her stripper name is Marie Calenders.
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10 years ago
@Art-I blame the iPhone. It's racist.
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10 years ago
Fair enough. I'm hungry now.
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10 years ago
@Art-You really didn't care for the Chianinna? I'm surprised.
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10 years ago
Clubber is correct. George H. W. & George W.
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10 years ago
Hai!
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I guess this Guida made you an offer you couldn't refuse. Capisce?
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10 years ago
LDK!LDK!LDK!
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10 years ago
What a difference between Bush Sr & Bush Jr. I'll leave it at that.