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10 years ago
Maybe he's just looking for a major investment in his next book on how to pick up strippers and never pay for a lapdance again.
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=32909
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10 years ago
Last summer, middle of the afternoon, one drunk stripper shared with me all of the pics of her and her son on her cell -- ALL of the pics.
I really wanted to put a bullet through my head.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I'd have to pass on that app. She'd still turn me down.
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10 years ago
On the flip side, mongers want a stable of regular dancers for steady sex.
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10 years ago
I could almost hear Tommy Lee Jones listing all that stuff off.
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10 years ago
Could always go for a threesome with both girls in the VIP and see just how shy the good girl is ; )
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10 years ago
Geez, doesn't she know she has to stretch before any HJs?
This scenario's also starting to remind me of a bit on Robot Chicken. "You want happy ending?"
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10 years ago
Buy ten fucks, get one free!
It also sort of sounds like Dancer 1 knows about Dancer 2, so she's yanking on the leash -- hard.
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10 years ago
Aw, man. I blew my last $100k tip on a Happy Meal. Darn!
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10 years ago
Clubber: "Also, I would hope you are informed enough to know there has never been a "Bush Jr." as President."
You do know that "Junior" is just a nickname, right?
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10 years ago
Bang69, thanks for reminding me: I usually leave enough cash in my car for the parking-lot troll. Once or twice, I've run out of cash in the club and reached my limit on my plastic, leaving me pretty close to stranded.
I usually don't worry about using my debit card at a strip club ATM. My bank reverses all ATM fees.
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10 years ago
I've always been out of the norm.
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10 years ago
Zipman, the way Obama was holding onto that podium, he might've had a hooker under there.
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10 years ago
Good luck and have fun, John. And make sure you don't take any pictures -- risqué or touristy -- that you'll have to explain to your wife! ; )
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10 years ago
Never had it at a strip club, but after one session, a masseuse did that with my shirt. It was something different, but I didn't see it as gay. I seem to remember seeing some old movies where the butler would take a small brush to his employer's suit and jacket as he was putting them on to tidy the clothes up -- get rid of any dust, lint, dandruff, whatever might detract from a prim and proper image. Today, they'd just use a lint roller.
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10 years ago
I don't know if dancers -- or women in general, for that matter -- are really so much hard-wired to hate mongers as they are socialized to. Up until recently, strip-club goers have typically been portrayed as truly pathetic losers, slimy, creepy guys, stuff that you'd have to scrape off the bottom of your shoe.
But I think nowadays, strip-club goers are being portrayed more as the average guy, someone from next door or from work -- guys who aren't sewer scum. As our image becomes more socially acceptable, the next generation or two of strippers -- of women in general -- might not look at strip-club goers with quite so much contempt...well, at least let's hope not.
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10 years ago
I've been wanting to see that for a couple years now. One of those ladies is from the Twin Cities!
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10 years ago
If it's been a long day, I definitely shower and change clothes, although I don't get decked out. Sometimes a good massage (with or without the HE, it doesn't matter) helps relax me, even get me into the mood a little. I also usually try to grab a bite to eat before I head out. It's bad enough one part of the body's going to be making its demands; no sense in getting grief from other parts, too.
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10 years ago
I always go to the clubs sober and I leave them the same way. I'd rather have what few wits I have ready and on hand when I'm dealing with a woman who's trying to separate me from my money. Granted, those few wits don't put up a whole lot of fight, but I'd rather give them that fighting chance. 'Sides, I always drive. It's bad enough being stupid in front of a naked woman; it's worse behind stupid behind the wheel.
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10 years ago
Last summer, a dancer tried to tell me that Obama was going to run for a third term. I explained to her that he's limited to two terms by the Constitution. She still insisted he was going to run for a third. I shrugged and we went back to some LFK.
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10 years ago
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BigPoppa99;)Florida-hooking up with Ms. EveHartley, since 2010!
Were the dances supposed to be ten bucks each maybe? I could understand her being off by one dance then, but not seventeen. (Sheesh) And I, being the pathologically honest shmuck that I am, would've pointed it out to her. Some clubs keep an eye on how many dances a dancer gives so they can get an accurate cut; if she was that far off, she would've lost some serious scratch.
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10 years ago
Ala, if you don't know how to get out of this one, then you are trapped in her life. She found a submissive to amuse her and that's you (sorry, man, but you are sounding like a passive/aggressive submissive).
I wouldn't recommend getting a job as a bouncer at a strip joint. It isn't that I have any experience as one, but it really sounds like you're trying to get deeper into the life and possibly shutting off more exit strategies. Please, make sure you can walk away before you dive in.
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10 years ago
Sounds like you need to get to some new, fresher, and nastier clubs. But if you aren't able to walk away from your CF -- despite how much she pisses you off and makes your life hell -- would you be up for learning anything new?
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10 years ago
Just the one -- my own. As usual, I'm going the EZ route and, again, I'm using TaxAct Online. It'll be about $18 for both state and federal.
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10 years ago
More than once, one dancer told me that she and her roommate were my only real friends at that club, all the other dancers just wanted my money (yeah, like I had much to share). I just looked at her, shrugged, then turned back to watch the show on stage.