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10 years ago
There used to be a porn star by the name of Stevie. Great-looking young woman was a beautiful, athletic body. Then she got implants. Now all I can are the scars.
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10 years ago
I checked out the Tilted Kilt in Indianapolis back in August. I was one of maybe four customers in the place, and the server acted like she was going out of her way to take my order. Nuts, I don't think she'd crack a smile even if she was shot full of Joker venom. Food wasn't bad, but it wasn't anything to get me back in the door either.
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10 years ago
Clubber,
Learn something new every other day : )
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10 years ago
MY EYES! MY EYES!
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10 years ago
Five bucks and my soul will get me a double cheeseburger meal at McDonald's.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I tried "female geologist." Managed to get a picture of Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie, but somehow I don't think they're rock people.
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10 years ago
Hmm. That smiley looks like it could make a decent blade on a halberd.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
I don't know, James. Any time a beautiful nekkid woman touches me -- especially there! -- she automatically goes up a couple of points.
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10 years ago
Wow. Looks like someone keeps his PL thesaurus at the ready ; )
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10 years ago
Timex, forget the games and JUST LET IT GO! You really are starting to sound more like a stalker than someone with an innocent crush.
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10 years ago
For a lower blue-collar guy like me, anything more than two grand a year is excessive!
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10 years ago
Dave, is your question directed toward the dancers or the customers? TUSCL is almost entirely male customers of strip joints.
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10 years ago
Some women, particularly porn stars and escorts who offer anal, will prep beforehand -- clean the whole area out and maybe even bleach it a little to make it look all the more appealing. But even after they done the enema thing (or whatever it is they opt to do), fluids, a body's natural lubricant, will start building up again, so you might get some of that on you, too. (By the way, that fluid's also called "santorum," after the far-more-anal politician.)
Course, there are also those women who will give in to it without any sort of prep work, so who knows what your dick will look like afterward? Just be sure to clean it -- unless the DS is up for some ATM, then she'll do it for you.
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10 years ago
The two of them could hang out with JS69, jerikson, and SJG, then swap stories on getting stoned with DS's in purple dresses washing cars at AMPs.
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10 years ago
I seem to remember meeting a Randi once, and I know a Devin danced at one club. Chris, Lynn, and Pat are just too androgynous.
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10 years ago
Have to agree with GMD and add that sometimes too much of a good thing is just god awful.
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10 years ago
London, when one part of a guy gets hard, other parts tend to get soft.
I remember one dancer told me that I was "so smart and handsome and funny." All I said to her was, "Hi." Yeah, whatever a dancer says, I'll take it with a grain of salt.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Thanks, GACA! Y'know, I think I'd have to add Trixi to the list, too. She always has a good word or two to say.
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10 years ago
So what're you going to buy for us then, Diva? ; )
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10 years ago
Mythbusters did a piece on race-car driving, about how much weight a driver loses just during the race. If I remember right, the myth was that they could lose about ten pounds in just one race (IIRC). The junior team did some racing, though not as long or as far as professional racers, and each of them sweated off a couple pounds, proving the myth to their satisfaction.
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10 years ago
"Little Miss Sunshine" was a hilarious movie. You ever see the little girl's dance number for the beauty contest, a dance number her grandfather choreographed?
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10 years ago
Considering my strip club visits are pretty much on an annual/semi-annual basis, blacklisting a club's almost pointless for me. But there have been a couple of times that I've avoided a club or two for a few years because of problems with a dancer, they're just way over-priced for their market (IMO), or the place is just too much of a shit hole to make it worth the drive.
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10 years ago
Qualities/traits I try to avoid:
- Anorexic-looking
- Overweight
- Heavily tattooed and/or pierced (especially in private and personal places -- ew)
- Heavy smokers
- Drugged and/or drunk
- Those with major princess/entitled attitudes
- Unkempt/generally a mess
- Strong odors (smoking, too much cologne, body odor, what have you)
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10 years ago
Classic!
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10 years ago
Good point, Joe. Someone maybe hacking an account or borrowing the actual TUSCLer's computer?