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10 years ago
pregnant dancerJohn, you said you could get your DS to do anything ; P
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10 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Masked dancersI think it'd depend on the type of mask. Like with this Ashley Madison site, the lady's wearing a mask but you can still see that she's a damn good-looking woman (yeah, you gotta look up -- at the face, c'mon, guys). Something like that could add a bit of sexual playfulness to a hook-up.
http://www.ashleyrnadison.com/
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10 years ago
I know she's lying but should I careGood luck, man.
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10 years ago
Not another topic on dancer names. Dancers using masculine stage names.I've heard that "Ronnie" can be short for "Veronica," too.
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10 years ago
Strip clubs visited elsehwereClubber,
61st state? Is Obama giving you geography lessons again?
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10 years ago
Strip clubs visited elsehwereI've been to clubs in CO, CA, MN, WI, IA, SD, TX, IN, FL, MB, and, sadly, ND.
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10 years ago
Los Angeles here I comePeople need a car -- in L.A.? Oh, pshaw! Back in '84, I briefly visited UCLA -- just sorta curious what it looked like, plus Alana Soares, Miss March 1983, was a student there so I was hoping for a little bit of serendipity. Anyhow, tried to get on the first bus I saw -- even asked the driver if the bus was heading my way -- but he just shut the door on me. I wound up walking all the way back to my hotel -- in Burbank. Yeah, it was a bit of a hike, a good eight hours plus. How I found my way without a map or directions, I don't know; probably just those damn pizza guy senses guiding me along.
And, yes, I do need to have my head examined.
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10 years ago
Have You Turned your air conditioning on yet? it was about 87 here today.Clubber,
"Really cool at 87" -- yeah, it sure sounds like you have to bundle up! ; )
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10 years ago
Have You Turned your air conditioning on yet? it was about 87 here today.Clubber,
-9? That's it? Wow. I've delivered pizzas in -60 (and lower) wind chills. Yeah, someone's gotta love North Dakota; that someone also has to have his head examined.
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10 years ago
I know she's lying but should I care4got, actually I was being a bit condemning and judgmental regarding the drugs. His marriage is already on the rocks and the impression I get is that the rest of his life is on a slippery slope, what with it appearing to obsessively revolve more around the DS than his responsibilities (like work); the drugs are just greasing that slope all the more.
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10 years ago
Don't piss me off. :)That should teach that dog!
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10 years ago
Have You Turned your air conditioning on yet? it was about 87 here today.It's still in the 50s about here in North Dakota. Once it gets into the mid-60s, it'll be good sleeping weather.
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10 years ago
"Hi I'm a stripper with D cups........WHERE ARE THE PICTURES? WHERE ARE THE PICTURES?
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10 years ago
Offtopic, Do you think there's anything wrong with a small town newspaper puttinGotta dispose of those wascally Easter wabbits somehow. Stew's as good a way as any.
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10 years ago
Damn it, I'm not a cop!I've never had to deal with it, but years ago, a buddy and I hit one of the clubs. Pretty blonde was parked on his lap; she started talking about pot and getting high, then she stopped abruptly and asked him, "Are you a cop?" On the drive home, he couldn't figure out why she asked him that, at least not until I reminded him about what she was talking about.
As for removing any suspicions, the only thing that comes to mind is getting real forward with your hands in the VIP. Actions do speak louder than words.
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10 years ago
What are the odds?You going to start looking for midget dancers to slow dance with?
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10 years ago
I know she's lying but should I careYou're high -- without the DS around? John, sorry, man, but you are becoming a loser druggie (IMO).
As for the dancer, I'm betting she's keeping you on the edge so you'll keep upping the price. Once you're into the four-digit range, she'll probably say, "I'll consider it." By then, you'll have left enough of a paper trail (mixed with enough drool to make paper machie) that your wife won't have any problems cleaning you out in a divorce.
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10 years ago
Churh of TUSCLNo More Smileys! They Burn!
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10 years ago
Sympathy for the DevilI thought you were quitting strip clubs and Rosa.
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10 years ago
Holy bodypainted lizard women Batman! This is brilliant!Have to say, that was really, really cool
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10 years ago
SoloI almost always club alone. Wives, girlfriends, work, and wallets tend to keep other guys I know from going, that and "strip clubs aren't their thing."
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10 years ago
sawxfanncLooking out for Becca from Twin Peaks 🥰
lady Godiva's at GreenvilleGood chocolate would be a valid oblivious reason to visit Lady Godiva's.
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10 years ago
New PicsI missed them, too. I think they must have an expiration time.
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10 years ago
Even strip clubs are not safe from terrorists.Nut-All sounds like he's standing on a pretty slippery rock.
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10 years ago
A FKKing Warning to All TUSCLersWhat a horrible, horrible place! It's now at the top of my list of places not to visit! That must've been a truly traumatic experience, especially for someone as delicate as you.
And, Jack, when you get back here to the States, make sure you take two strippers and call us in the morning!