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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
GACA, you said that you asked her once, then you asked her again *a month later*? Personally, that's sounding like way too much time between meetings with her. Not only have you let her cool off, you might've given her the impression that you have to save up money for these visits, so any sort of business relationship would be off the table. She also might think you aren't seriously interested.
Next time, ask what her work schedule is and if it's okay to stop by again; let her know that you'd like to spend some time with her -- and in so doing, some money on her. Try to do it less than a week later. Keep things fresh, not ready to get tossed out.
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9 years ago
It's happened to me a couple of times. Great way to put a stupid grin on my face!
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Wait a sec. Never mind. Just figured it out.
D'OH!
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
What's an RBD?
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9 years ago
He'll probably be wearing a shit-eating grin, especially when he shows any videos of his DS.
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9 years ago
Looks like he just got punched in the nuts.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Also, are you being pretty blatant about it? Too coy? Maybe you're coming off too much like a cop? I hear cops use The System to entrap strippers and hookers; the ladies might just be getting bad vibes from your white polyester suit.
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9 years ago
In no particular order and just off the top of my head: Rosario Dawson, Kelly Hu, Charlize Theron, Emma Stone (as a blonde or a redhead), and Louise Griffiths (I've only seen her in a Lays Potato Chip commercial, but damn -- those eyes!).
Course, tomorrow will be another day and I'll have an entirely different wishlist of beauties.
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9 years ago
Thanks, Shadow! I was a little hesitant about looking at the vid at first, after Nut Juice posted his date video a couple days ago.
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9 years ago
First time, at a dive in Indy, the dancer asked me if I had any boundaries. Soon as I said, "No," her hand was in my pants pulling the little guy out. Every now and again during the dances, she'd lean over and give him a good lick.
The next time, at another club in Indy that same night, I managed to get the last dance of the night from one dancer I had been watching all night (despite the other two dancers who were tagteaming me throughout the night). The lap dance quickly shifted to a small make-out session. Next thing I knew, she was on her knees between my legs, undoing my pants, pulling my shirt over her head, and then bobbing away on the little guy. All I could think was, "Holy shit. I can see the whole club -- and the whole club can see me. Good thing just everybody's gone." Course, I also thought, "Oh my...."
Another time at a club in the Twin Cities, one dancer started to put her hand down my pants -- in full view of the club. I quickly coaxed her back to the bed-dance area.
At that same club, one spicy little Asian girl twisted my arm for a lap dance. Before we even got to the booth, she said she wanted $40 ($20's the going rate). Stupid me, I said okay. Next thing I know, her friend's blocking the view of the booth, she's got my pants undone, and she's jerking me off -- before I even sat down. She also offered me OTC with both her and her friend, but at a grand each -- no way, no how.
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9 years ago
Warhawks, do you think that's where H.R. Geiger might've gotten his inspirations?
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9 years ago
Wow!
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9 years ago
Must've been Juice's last date.
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9 years ago
I'm not into the submission/domination thing either. One dancer I had a bed dance with in the Twin Cities told me afterward that she enjoyed dominating me; personally, I thought she was just being needy and clingy.
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9 years ago
I'm pretty sure I saw that t-shirt at Spencer's Gifts.
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9 years ago
John, even if you use condoms, you should still get checked every now and again. Nothing is 100%, except death.
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9 years ago
Narriah, yes, you probably can be a stripper, even with an average body. But the bigger thing you have to consider isn't your looks -- it's your mindset. Can you get naked in front of a group of people, particularly a group of probably drunken and judgmental people?
Do you have a thick skin? Imagine your first crush and trying to ask him, only to get shot down. Now imagine it dozens of times a night. Imagine nights where most of what you've hustled for you lose in tip-outs to the bouncers, the DJ, the servers, and any other coworker with his hand out.
Can you take criticism, from both sober and drunk people, as well as from coworkers and management? It doesn't matter how good looking you are -- in belief or in reality -- guys can and will call you stupid, ugly, whore, and any number of other unflattering things.
What are your interpersonal skills like? Can you hustle better than a used-car salesman during a bad month? Can you hold conversations with any and everyone, from drunken dullards to guys trying to scam you to guys who are too smart even for Mensa? Can you catch a guy's eye from across the room and hold it? Can you seduce a guy with just a look?
You might've had dates that you can't stand, dates where all the guy wanted to do was grope you all night. Imagine that a couple dozen times a night, from a wide variety of guys, none of whom you know.
Narriah, a good face and a body, not to mention some good moves on stage, can get you in the door. But it's that mindset that's going to keep you going back to the club and fighting to earn that money.
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9 years ago
Different tastes and all that, John. Personally, I'd probably rate Rilee at about a 7. She's cute and all, but for me, she isn't a dream stripper.
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9 years ago
They sort of remind me of flying fish. They could also be stylized artistic representations of some of the bird life that was more common back then.
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9 years ago
Spam and eggs -- I wonder if the writer realizes that Hawaii is part of the U.S.
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9 years ago
My OTC encounters have always been out of town while I'm on a vacation, so I just don't have a lot of time. I won't press the issue with the lady, but if she wants me to do more than one follow-up, "let's get more acquainted" visit before agreeing to OTC, I have to be the one to say no and just move on.
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9 years ago
^ Mr. Deuce, that's why I have SJG on Ignore. Time and life are just too short to waste the time reading the bullheaded, ignorant, bullshit ramblings of people like him.
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9 years ago
I usually say something along the lines of "Sorry. I'm a guy/geek. I know nothing about shoes." Although, I seem to remember one time a dancer asked me what I thought of her brand new shoes -- which had heels that had to be close to a foot high. I told her, "Holy crap! You could seriously hurt someone with those things!"
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9 years ago
Would it be fair to say that you have a different ATF for each club or perhaps each city? Or would these still need to be considered CFs?