watching history channel. apparently we're all aliens
Astronauts in space for example change their circadian rhythm not to an Earth 24 hour cycle but a Martian 24.9 hour cycle. Our DNA has more bits or strands than any other species on earth. 223 strands or whatever they said.
It all makes sense. Crazyjoe is an alien. :)
It all makes sense. Crazyjoe is an alien. :)
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Right. In the early days, they were nicknamed "The Hitler Channel"
I thought "The Story of US" they did a few years ago was one of the best things on television in recent years. I hope all schools showed that. Kids might love studying history if it was as interesting as this.
History channel combined with long posts on here put me to sleep.
https://www.google.com/search?q=jet+plan…
Yeah, that kind of looks like a flying fish.
I googled it and came up something even more strange. This ancient carving looks like a person in a spaceship. Very strange....
http://www.wikileaks-forum.com/ufos/155/…
To provide programming for all of those outlets means being very creative. The result is "naked" survival shows, about a dozen "Alaska wilderness" series, lots of "reality backwoods" programming, speculative science (often just pseudo-science or complete "nut-jub" stuff), and hundreds of hours of sharks and divers.
It is almost as bad as the "news" networks. There are so many supposed TV news outlets (NBC, CBS, ABC, CNBC, MSNBC, CNN, HLN, FOX, FBN, etc.), some running 24/7, and all understaffed with journalists, editors and reporters, but overstaffed with on-air news readers. Every story is the "worst case of XYZ since," or the "greatest loss of," or whatever sensational angle they can push so their news gets watched and they, too, can sell ad time.
Sometimes this Orwellian glop is still fun to watch (I honestly didn't know that CrazyJoe was Martian) even when it is foolish and fabricated. Sometimes it is interesting to switch back and forth. I watched coverage of Obama's Alaska trip while switching occasionally to a few of the Discovery Alaska series. The "news" really hyped global warming destroying Alaska with melting glaciers, thawing tundra, endangered wilflife, and starving locals = while the reality shows described intense winters, sea ice covering almost of of the Bering Sea, but plenty of traditional game/fish/crabs.
I still don't understand the "Discovery" group obsession with the space alien fiction/reality stuff.
Let's see, 10,000 years ago ice sheets and glaciers covered much of North America and the northern hemisphere. Cave men burned too much fire wood in a futile attempt to stay warm. All the smoke and soot settled on the white glaciers and caused massive global warming. Sea levels rose 300 feet. North America and Asia got cut off. The land bridge went underwater. The cave man leader bama said we are all doomed unless you all pay this tax to him to combat it. 10,000 years later, we hear the same story. Sea levels will rise. ice will melt. Isn't anyone going to do anything? nope, just make everyone pay more taxes.
in only 2 or 3 billion years from now, the oceans will boil away. it will get really hot. either mankind will be living on other planets or we will be extinct.