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9 years ago
I'll take "OT: Illiteracy" for $500, Alex etc. etc. etc.
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9 years ago
Y'know, considering the OP doesn't seem to realize that this is a strip-club review site and not some link to any form of strip-club management, I have to wonder who's actually the one on drugs.
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9 years ago
Kat Dennings, all the way. Well, okay, the voice can get a bit on the shrill side, but she's still damn nice to look at.
http://www.pornhub.com/album/4989801
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9 years ago
Congratulations, John, and good luck. (toasts a beer your way)
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9 years ago
Different nationalities always sound appealing, but when I have problems understanding what they're saying, all that appeal goes out the window. A couple years ago, I met a very pretty and fair decent masseuse from Morocco. She'd try for some small talk, but eventually it just got so frustrating, she just clammed up and did the massage.
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9 years ago
Guy probably wanted to be in hog heaven.
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9 years ago
John, that couldn't've been SJG's dad, could it?
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
GACA, maybe you can get John to ghost-write it for you. You'll probably need to send him some videos first so he can properly set the atmosphere and tone.
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9 years ago
Emma Stone, Kat Dennings, and Kiera Knightley still looked real good without makeup.
In the before pictures, a few of them looked like they were ready to punch somebody in the throat.
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9 years ago
Whenever someone recognizes me but I don't recognize them, I'll be up front and admit that I don't know them. "I'm sorry. I'm just a walking brain fart. Where do you know me from?" If they can't remember either, I just chalk it up to having delivered a pizza to them before.
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9 years ago
Papi, is it really a cry for a help or maybe more of a selling point, basically a means of trying to guilt a PL out of a few more bucks?
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9 years ago
I'm the eternal pessimist, John. All I can see is things going wrong. Best case scenario, she ignores you. Worst variation on that is she's very blatantly obvious about it, i.e., skirting the whole room to avoid you or packing up her bags and bolting before her shift is done. She could also get into either vindictive and/or panic mode and point you out to the bouncers as a stalker who needs to get booted. She could also have spread the word to the other dancers through the dressing-room vine that you're an asshole, that you knocked her up and demanded she got the abortion, ad infinitum stripper shit drama. And there's also the very real possibility that she could make a major scene in the club, which'll again get you booted out.
Sorry, man. That club is her sandbox and her rules. I just don't see any good coming in you trying to play with the other kids there, not right now.
And as much as GMD's advice would be good when you're dealing with a rational adult in the real world, just remember who you're actually dealing with -- a kid living in Stripper World.
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9 years ago
Good luck to the folks in the earthquake and tsunami areas.
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9 years ago
Next they'll be playing "Look at that Doggie in the Window" then setting the dogs up Amsterdam-style.
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9 years ago
I don't remember any dancer telling me she was bipolar. Depressed, frustrated, and hated her job, yes -- bipolar, no. I wonder if the ones who claim to be bipolar might be confusing the condition with the effects of whatever drugs they're taking.
Mikey: "SJG, do you work with the welfare dept, or Child Abuse Services?"
Mikey, SJG doesn't just work for them -- he's a client, too.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Y'know, GACA, if you're going to start following in JS69's footsteps, you're going to have to post some damn good stories, too.
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9 years ago
Several years ago, one escort advertised that she was "the girl you couldn't get in high school." She wanted $1000 an hour. No one had ever heard of her before those ads, and those ads didn't last too long.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Damn it, Joe! Stop quoting SJ.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
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9 years ago
Joe, why are you quo....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
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9 years ago
ZZZzzzzzzzzz......
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9 years ago
Performance art at its best.
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9 years ago
If this were the worst of crimes, the world would such a better place.
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9 years ago
"Whores have no loyalty." I can't say that's entirely true. They have a diehard loyalty to one thing: Money.
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9 years ago
Sorry to hear that, John. If you were in the area, I'd offer to buy you a beer and let you commiserate. Good luck with DS2. (And, please, someday, point me to that meadow filled with unicorns, preferably the inexpensive ones.)
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9 years ago
Motorhead: "The typical discussion board poster:
Makes $350,000 per year
Has a 10 inch dick
Has OTC with a "10" at least 4 times per week
If you don't qualify, get the hell outa here"
Okay. I don't qualify on any of those points. I guess I'm outta here. *sigh*