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9 years ago
Sexy, here's a recent editorial that could help give you an idea of what you might be looking forward to in western North Dakota. The editorial's really a commentary about that vapid new TV series, "Blood & Oil," but it still offers some insight into the area of the Bakken.
http://www.grandforksherald.com/opinion/op-ed-columns/3855367-amanda-starbuck-abc-tvs-blood-oil-hits-dry-well
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9 years ago
"Romancing a sax worker" -- it sounds like a really bad porno that Bill Clinton would probably produce.
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9 years ago
With a stage name like "Your Little Sister," I have to think that her tagline would've been "Incest is best." I wonder just how many mongers would've gone in for that.
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9 years ago
Almost forgot about one little cutie who called herself "Pretty Like Drugs." Had it tattooed on her back, too -- just about covered her whole back.
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9 years ago
Well, that was supposed to read "Less Than $25K Club." Guess the less-than symbol threw the site off.
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9 years ago
Welcome aboard, Hokieman. I guess I'm the token pauper here, probably the only member of the <$25K Club.
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9 years ago
Just because someone had to post it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvrDKlV2Kw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUTkgfZqZc
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9 years ago
Well, nuts. I missed them again.
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9 years ago
I'm pretty much like Shadowcat -- it takes a bit more than visuals nowadays to get me going. Now if she said yes and didn't ask for any money, that could be a good start.
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9 years ago
"Outside of me, my family is boring as shit."
Including -- and probably especially me -- my family is boring as shit.
"I travel all over America as a Historian"
Historian or Hysterian?
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9 years ago
I can't remember if one dancer in Indianapolis called herself "Sensation" or "Temptation." She called me a gentleman because, even though I caressed her crotch, I didn't stick my fingers in her. Another one called herself "Omni," but she really wasn't all that. And a ROB I met at the (thankfully defunct) Bear's Den in Shelly, MN called herself "Sugar," even though there really wasn't anything sweet about her.
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9 years ago
I agree with the other guys -- keep it simple, keep it straightforward -- a No Strings Attached arrangement.
My big worry though is if this is the same dancer you showed your business card to. Consciously or not, she might be seeing some favors or some dollar signs on the horizon, and if she tells her husband about your career, he might present even more problems.
Just try to pace yourself and this relationship, and keep your eyes wide open.
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9 years ago
Papi, one big thing about North Dakota's oil boom is that it's going south right now. People in the oil fields are getting laid off. And you have to start to wonder how the folks in those little boondock towns like Williston and Watford City, towns that were probably 25K or less in population before the oil boom, are going to afford the $1000/month apartments -- or is everyone going to move into the man-camps?
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9 years ago
That still doesn't solve the problem of a breathable atmosphere. Mars has next to no magnetic field, a field that deflects the solar winds that strip away the atmosphere. Nuts, if anything, using nukes like that could possibly compound the problem.
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9 years ago
I wonder if the stripper has seen one too many porns where a father and son share a hooker.
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9 years ago
Myrtle Beach? Geez, at first I thought he was talking about Manitoba, Canada.
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9 years ago
North Dakota's the place for dancers? Wow, that's news to me. Make sure you find out which clubs and where; I think there's a whopping five clubs in the whole state -- one in Fargo, one in Devils Lake (which may or may not be open; I don't think anyone ever really knows), and three out in the western part of the state, the oil country area. If you do go out to the western area, be careful. From what I've been hearing crime -- particularly violent crime -- is very much on the rise, and the police are doing more stings, catching both pros and johns. Not saying you're a pro, but if it's happening in the clubs, you could get caught up in any potential raid.
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9 years ago
Yeah, there are extremophiles right here on our own planet, living in the depths of the oceans, near volcanic vents, pretty much any place you wouldn't expect life to exist -- but it does. Sort of makes me wonder what would happen millennia from now if some of those microbes, such as those that exist on methane, were transported to Titan or another world thick with methane.
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9 years ago
Yeah, "substantially modified" sounds about right. You're playing on a dancer's affection for Benjamin and start doing a Pavlovian shift to get her to associate you with Benjamin. Quite the behavioral-modification approach.
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9 years ago
I thought plate tectonics was the result of magma convection, not the cause of it. I seem to remember some online article talking about (IIRC the term) bio-erosion -- the decomposition of everything from microbes on up that basically helps lubricate the plates, allowing them to move more often and more freely.
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9 years ago
Hilarious! Give that kid a stack of singles and he'll be in hooter heaven!
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Yeah, those like some nice, soft, warm mountains to climb and eventually sleep on. And they're all good but not quite as good as some of those in porn.
Classic Christy Canyon: http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/christy-canyon
Gianna Michaels: http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/gianna-michaels
Brooklyn Chase: http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/brooklyn-chase
Cassidy Banks: http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/cassidy-banks
And here are a couple excellent Brooklyn Chase clips:
Posing for Daddy: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1262729796
Good Catholic Girl Masseuse: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1821169003
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9 years ago
Go with the burger. Just top it off with lettuce, tomato, and any other veggies you enjoy and your doctor will approve of.
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9 years ago
For me, I think I have to go with India Summer. The woman just has a classy and classic look to her.
http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/india-summer
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9 years ago
Yeah, Gawker's lady should be an inspiration to all of them.
I've never really been worried about a stripper ditching me or pulling and NCNS. My experiences have been too far and few between to warrant any such worry. However, a couple years ago, one stripper who did an OTC with me was worried I'd ditch her.
I had picked her up outside a fast-food place in NE Indy (a location she gave me) and drove her down to my hotel in SE Indy. After our session, she wanted to stop by the Wal-Mart next door to pick up a Straight Talk card for her phone. I figured it was just going to be a five-minute stop -- tops -- so I'd just wait in the car. She got into a borderline panic about that and told me that I was going in with her. So I parked the car and, even before we got into the building, she was holding my hand -- in what was pretty much a death grip. Like I said, it wasn't more than a five-minute stop. I drove her back to her place -- not the fast-food place, but to her actual home -- then called it a night -- after some more lap dances at another club in Indy.
Yeah, I had the distinctive impression that she had been ditched before.