Large, relaxed, upscale club with beautiful dancers
Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no person staffing it and I didn't notice a sign for the cost. Cover was $15 (a bit after 8pm on Wednesday). When I paid, I was asked if I'd been there before. I answered in the negative and they took me on a tour. I expected the cashier to hand me off to a dancer for a high-pressure "don't you want to do a private room right now" experience (which is what new-person tours have been for me in the past). Fortunately it was just a casual tour with a waitress. That laid-back, low-pressure energy carried through the evening.
The club was big, with several separate seating areas. The main area had a small stage and a bunch of upholstered wing-back chairs around small tables. There was also a tiny table-like stage where dancers went after being on the main stage. There was a small bar on the edge of the main seating area as well. Then wandering through the rest of the club there was a section that was $150 to sit, with some tables, a big TV showing basketball, and another bar. Another room was $250 to use, and then there was a $350 room that had semi-private booths for dining and/or dancing with a dancer. The $350 included a bottle of wine or champagne (or other options, I think). A dancer's time was $500/hour on top of the room fee. Most of the club is quite dim. You can't really see from one section to another, whether from the dim lighting or the angles and occasional stairs. I was not shown any truly private spaces.
I took a seat in the main room with a view of the stage. A bottle of water was $7. Waitresses were attentive. At one point I was looking around, both to take in dancers present and remember where the restroom was. My waitress stopped by almost immediately, said she saw me looking around, and asked if I wanted anything. The club was fairly slow (Wednesday and not late), so possibly service would be chancier on a busy night. The club had a food menu, but I didn't try anything. The stage show was fine. There was little use of the pole, but the dancers all performed with some decent dancing. Dancers got topless at some point in a three-song set on the main stage, and then remained so for their shift on the little table stage.
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