Reviews by schmoe31415

Hospital Bar is one of the small strip clubs in the Red Light District of Amsterdam. The club was up a set of steep, narrow stairs. Cover was 40E, which included two drinks. There was…

Bonton was the only club I visited that was not on or next to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. It was about a half hour walk, or a similar tram ride, from the downtown…

La Vie en Proost is a club located a block over from the main RLD street. Cover was $10 with an additional one-drink minimum. A bottle of water was $7.50. Change from my $10 was…

It looks like there haven't been reviews of this place posted in years, so I don't know if there's any interest in one (which is reasonable given the US-centric TUSCL audience). But I did a…

I visited Pin Ups twice on consecutive evenings, arriving around 10pm both Thursday and Friday. I enjoyed my first visit enough to go back, but the return left me a bit sour on the venue. When…

Candyland is in downtown Atlanta, an easy walk from lots of hotels including the one I was staying in, and a couple blocks from a decent sushi place. This made it one of the most…

Seductions, like Club Blaze, is south of downtown Atlanta, closer to the airport than Blaze. It took me a good 25 minutes to drive there mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, with a bit of (typical) traffic.…

The O was about a twenty-five minute drive northeast from downtown Atlanta. The parking was a bit awkward to find behind the club, and not in great shape, but was free. There was a $7…

Club Blaze is about twenty minutes mostly south from downtown Atlanta, and twenty minutes mostly east from the airport. The latter is what led me to stop on a Sunday afternoon after flying into town.…

This club was formerly Wise Guys, and the signage out front still mentions that as well as the new Dreams Cabaret name. It's just down the street from C-Mowe's, and a short drive from the…

Hustler in East St. Louis / Washington Park has been a favorite of mine over the years. It's about ten minutes from downtown St. Louis, right off the highway (so not quite as deep into…

I squeezed in a visit to Christies Cabaret on a Monday at lunch time. The club is in Tempe, which was not a long drive from where I was staying in downtown Phoenix. I missed…

Palomino is in north Las Vegas, so a longer trip from strip hotels than the plethora of other clubs in town. If you're in a group they have a van you can request, but they…

I made a brief stop at Bourbon on a Wednesday around 10pm. It was a short drive from downtown Phoenix. Parking was free. Cover was $10. Water was $5. The club was fairly large…

Bandaids was the smallest of the clubs I visited in Phoenix. It's on a corner with a free parking lot. There was no cover when I arrived mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. Upon entrance there was…

I was passing through Phoenix and checked out a few different clubs, none at ideal times. The first was Hi-Liter on a Sunday evening. Parking was free in a decent, well-lit (but unmonitored) lot.…

Chicas Bonitas is a dive in north Las Vegas. It's a short walk from Palomino. I like pairing visits to both. They have a gravel parking lot which is free. Cover is just $5, and…

My first visit to Blaze was decidedly mediocre, but I was in Atlanta on a Sunday afternoon and decided to give it another try. Free parking, and no cover charge. The doorman gave a rundown…

I usually take a ride share to Vivide, but ended up driving myself this time around. I was shocked at how bad the parking lot was. It was more broken than not, and some of…

Colorado was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Houston, in the "Mahatma Gandhi District". There were a bunch of restaurants nearby, Indian and otherwise. There was a large free parking lot behind the club,…

Men's Club is a large, upscale club about a twenty minute drive west of downtown Houston. It has a large enclosed parking lot. Parking was free. There was a valet, but no person staffing it…

Hustler is a nice club in Washington Park, just east across the river from St Louis. It's about a ten minute drive from downtown STL. Parking is free in a large, well-lit lot (or across…

Chicas Bonitas is a dive in North Las Vegas, across the street from Jerry's Nugget Casino and down the block from Palomino. Cover is only $5. Water was $6, I think, and shots for the…

Palomino has been a favorite of mine for years, and I continue to visit when I'm in Las Vegas. It's a bit further from the strip than other clubs, situated in North Las Vegas a…

Sapphire is a big, glitzy club that is very "Las Vegas". I visited on a recent Monday, taking advantage of their Monday Night Football deal. For only $25 you can get a ride to the…