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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Holiday weekends in the summer are usually not great for clubbing. Too many dancers take the weekend off, just like us PLs.
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8 years ago
Take off your pants and throw them out the car window on the way home.
Gotta get rid of the evidence.
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8 years ago
Mmmmmm.... Chickin licking good.
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8 years ago
I haden't been to a strip club in years. Over a decade actually. Last time I had gone was in the 90's for a bachelor party. Didn't go again until 2011 when a guy from work talked me into going after a work Christmas Party.
I still remember it like it was yesterday too. I'd been married for 15 years (and most of us know what married sex life is like... There isn't any).
Anyways, I think it was my second trip back, my friend at the time set me up with a for sure extras girl. I was so nervous I still remember thinking my dick was going to fall off afterwards from some unknown STD.
After that, I fell way, way, way down into the rabbit hole. Was smitten by all these attractive nearly naked younger, sexy girls paying attention to me (I.e the money) Tried "saving" a few dancers. Then the light bulb went off and finally realized it was all a hustle/game and learned how to play so as to benefit me too.
The rest is history...
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
So TUSCL has become less mature???
Good to know. I'd hate for this to be a bunch of humorless grumpy old men sitting on their front porch yelling at kids to get off their lawn.
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8 years ago
How's the weather up there Joe?
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
I think the first topic was "What the hell is a LDK?"
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8 years ago
Holy blast from the past Batman.
2004? A post bumped from 12 years ago? Really? WTF.
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8 years ago
Bra straps are easy.
Getting some of those painted on skinny jeans off girls though... That's a different story.
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8 years ago
Deep French Kiss her?
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8 years ago
It's funny this topic came up. I just went through my contacts a few days ago and cleared out the numbers of girls I haven't had contact with. So my current phone has 0 now.
But, my old iphone (which I used as a second burner phone) is still loaded with strippers numbers from a few years ago. Most are probably out of the business anyways.
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8 years ago
12 years for me. But I've worked for many different companies.
Seems like most people now do not stay at the same place their whole careers.
I've done contract work also. So those are usually just 12 month assignments. When you are done after a year, you move on to another assignment.
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8 years ago
There once was a man from Nantucket. Who took a pig in a thicket to fuck it.
The pig said"you queer! Get away from my rear!"
"Come around to the front and I'll suck it."
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8 years ago
I believe Nina works in downtown Detroit in the Greektown district at Bouzukis. So if you are hitting the 8 mile and airport area clubs only you won't run into her anyways.
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8 years ago
Some of those reviews on trip advisor were hilarious!
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8 years ago
Lol. Shailynn knows his way around Metro Detroit better than most native Michiganders.
Course he gives directions in how close or how far the nearest strip club is...
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8 years ago
The girls in that sienfeld clip were all red heads.
JS69 would have hired all three.
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8 years ago
Smoking. But almost all strippers smoke it seems so it's maybe a necessary evil.
The "wanna dance" line without any kind of conversation before hand is my biggest pet peeve I think. It's definately a turn off. And high pressure is up there too.
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8 years ago
If you want to be centrally located, and you want to visit a few clubs on the East side (Coli and Players) I'd look at Southfield for a hotel room: There are a lot of hotels off of the M10(Lodge) and I696 corridor.
Staying in that area would put you 10 minutes away from Penthouse. 20-25 minutes away from Flight Club (and Rech's favorite... Bogarts) to the West. About 20-25 minutes away from Coli and Players (East down 8 mile from Penthouse). Also, BTs is not too far Flight Club down Michigan Ave.
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8 years ago
Your milkshake beings all the girls to the yard.
Damn right. It's better than yours. You could teach us. But you'd have to charge.
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8 years ago
Lots of girls I did VIP with would take their high heels off and put them close to the curtains or just outside the curtains so other dancers and bouncers would know that particular VIP was occupied and nobody opened them on us.
Personally, I prefer the girls keep their high heels on while in VIP. It's a turn on for me.
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8 years ago
This should bring some interesting replies on SJG...
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8 years ago
Go to Detroit and dance at Bogarts.
They take anyone there.
Even a Sasquatch can dance there.
I know. I saw one there one time...
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Drunk stripper texts getting off work at 3am are the best.