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7 years ago
Any of you 60+ guys believe youd live this long ?WTF Juice? This some kind of Matrix post now?
By the way, Keanu Reeves wants you to pick up the phone. It’s Agent Smith for you...
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7 years ago
What exactly is SS or "Stripper Shit"?Examples of stripper shit:
“I only do this with you.”
“My car is broken down. Can you help me pay to fix it.”
“I don’t have a boyfriend/husband”
“My cell phone bill is past due and I don’t have money to pay for it.”
“I haven’t made any money today” (even though you’ve seen her go to vip with multiple PLs.)
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7 years ago
Old tuscl members at the club likeShe’s actually a psycho nurse at the retirement home, and she’s suffocating him!
What a way to go though.
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7 years ago
TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Memorable/funny threads in TUSCL historyLol.
Juice is his own biggest promoter!
Hilarious!
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7 years ago
Any of you 60+ guys believe youd live this long ?I wouldn’t worry about a mid life crisis until your late 40’s early 50’s.
However, if you go out and buy a red corvette convertible in the next couple years all bets are off.
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7 years ago
Stripper alleges analyst involved in Herbalife short raped her: suitWas this guy originally from San Jose?
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7 years ago
Cashman1234He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
What would you name your club?Loyal Order of Buffalos.
“Can’t come home right now honey, me and the boys have a meeting st the Loyal Order of Buffalos’ in downtown Bedrock.”
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7 years ago
What was the Owner of Follies Thinking when they used the word "Follies"And here I always thought it was named after those NFL Football Follies they used to show on tv.
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7 years ago
Founder get rid of that ad with the stick manEvery time I visit Tuscl, that stick man is getting a blow job.
His success rate is better than all of us combined...
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7 years ago
Just working off instinctWhen I was clubbing hard (3 days or more a week) I got to know just about everyone in the 2 or 3 clubs I would frequent.
When I would go to a new or different club, it was definitely more exciting. You just get complacent with the same thing over and over again in a club you are at a lot. Same sights, same sounds, same attitudes, etc. So when you go to a new Club or one you haven’t gone to in a long time, it’s a different feeling/vibe.
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7 years ago
Let us prayFor silence.
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7 years ago
How not to act with your money inside the clubI love how there is all that garbage piled up in the back ground. Classy!
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7 years ago
I need an Oreo CookieThat’s disgusting.
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7 years ago
gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
A new invasion?I’ve met some FINE looking Puerto Rican girls.
But one thing I will say, the ones I met were pretty feisty. Talking back with attitude was the rule with most of the ones I’ve met.
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7 years ago
A Hotel of Ill ReputeSounds like you had a great time.
But I agree, you can get the same thing basically in the Strip clubs in Detroit, and not have to pay for all the travel costs.
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7 years ago
Hot or not: Rachel McAdamsMean girls was a great movie. Lots of classic lines came out of that.
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7 years ago
gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
How petty some people on this board areGeez... I don’t check in for a few days and TUSCL has turned into Infowars....
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7 years ago
I wonder if I can qualify for food stamps?In Michigan, the “food stamps” are actually called “bridge cards.” Like mentioned above, they are like atm cards.
I used to go to party stores in the Detroit area where people who got the cards would wait for you to go get whatever it was you were buying in the store, and they would offer to buy it for you on their bridge card if you gave them the cash (at a discounted rate) you were going to use to buy the goods. Thereby they turned the “funds or stamps” on the card into cash which they could then use to buy whatever it was they wanted (most likely drugs, cigarettes and booze).
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7 years ago
Miami High School’s Dance-Team Costumes and Routine Under Fire as Being Too RisqPapi Chulo has all of a sudden taken an interest in Miami FLA high school football...
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7 years ago
How much you spend in a strip club every time ?When I’d go, I didn’t feel comfortable with less than $500.
I’ve gone with less than that $500 but I don’t like to. But then when I went, I was always looking for extras at Detroit extras clubs. So after paying for the bar/food bill, a couple times to VIP and any stage tips and valet, it’s easy to go through $500 pretty fast actually.
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7 years ago
Can I have $300I wish I would have thought of this.
Need money? Just ask for it!
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7 years ago
Dayton ohio clubs raidedFood stamps for blow jobs eh?
Don’t tell JackSlash. He will want to pay now with lasagna at Flight Club...
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7 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
P-Nemesis Vs. Jax Stax - Who Is The Best TUSCL Rapper?Whoever wears the baseball cap the best.
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7 years ago
Any body else love fantasy football or sports ?I truly feel that tv is the perfect medium for football.
The advent of cheap, large screen, high def TVs now that people can pick up for $500 (less than the cost of going to one NFL football game for many couples or families) will at some point start to hurt the NFL and college attendance numbers.
Already in LA, the teams are playing to less than full stadiums. And unless you live in a town like Green Bay where it’s the only show in town, people are going to find other things to do that are cheaper.
But the NFL won’t care, because they have their own TV network to charge advertising on as well as other networks bidding against each other to get the games. I think the NFL ihas been actually pretty smart in that they knew that tv was the future for the sport years ago. So stating their own network to air the games now looks genius.
The TV market is where they will make their bread and butter in the future, IMO.
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7 years ago
gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
looking at the end of the road for my clubbing daysI’ve pretty much retired from the Strip Club life. But I still enjoy this board and imparting anything I can of value to newbies from my experiences.
I came to the realization one day that I know WAY too much about Strip clubs. How they work. How they are run. How the employees and management interact, both with themselves and with customers. What you can and can’t get away with. How to grease managers and bouncers...and the correct way to wear a white suit to the club to get the most attention and run your “system.” Lol.
It was fun while it lasted. And who knows? I may revisit it again one day, depending on how things work out in life. But right now, I’m on permeant hiatus for the foreseeable future. I’ve got a civie now that I’m very happy with.
Sometimes I miss it. But I don’t miss the stripper shit and the games.
But most of the time I realize I was only doing it for so many years a while ago because I was trying to get away from my home life with my now ex wife.