I happened upon a hilarious thread thanks to Papi Chulo's link of a dancer who listed her 5 most hated things here in TUSCL tuscl.net
After reading through that thread in it's entirety I'm wondering if some of you guys who've been around here for awhile like Papi Chulo, juicebox69, shadowcat, jackslash, govikings, etc could recall any notorious or funny threads and possibly link us. I love being filled in on stuff that I've missed out on. Like it was interesting to find out where the larryfisherman hate came from.
Are there any other moments us newbies can read about? Like maybe the moment SJG went full retard? Or the beginning of the vincemichaels/txtittyfag fued? Or any other funny threads you guys might remember off the top of your head?
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last commentGreat thread..will take some time to dig but I will try and link some tuscl classics
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One of my first threads ever on tuscl...from the get go these guys gave me a hard time
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The best air dance I ever had lol
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Back when props aka trust just started
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Going balls deep and others sharing funny sex stories
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Extras with the bathroom trolls
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Jacking yourself off in the club
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First time a stripper rejected me over a lap dance lol
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Gotta get back to work but I'm going to post plenty more...first my threads then others I will dig threw and post
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All that did is make me miss farmerart.
That user, lovemetiddys, was nothing but a troll. 'Twas good riddance!
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How to Club for cheap or a budget
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The time I feel asleep and got gum in my ATF hair
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Jerking off and paying a dancer to watch
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Living in a van down by the river
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Pussy fluid dripping off my ass crack
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The first thread wear juice and shadow stopped being friends
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Juiceman Bible verse
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My first poem
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The time I created my own strip club website called blue balls that apparently is still working LMFAO
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Gotta get back to work I'll post more soon especially once I'm off and back home around 9
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Street smarts
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A thread about the greatest tuscl troll ever aka blank space
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The epic cucumbers thread lol that's a classic
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LMAO juice you will eventually post all your own threads.
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Lunchboxking was a funny guy
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Lol.
Juice is his own biggest promoter!
Hilarious!
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The ones where I
*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT RICKYBOY ***
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Well at least JuiceBox gave up the txtittyfag grammar
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LMFAO
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I gotta take my juice threads in moderation though. Sometimes they are too juicy. It's like I know if I even peek at one I will get sucked in and start posting some crazy shit.
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This is the thread that started the rotating tagline shown at the top of the screen:
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^^^^^haha THIS is what I was looking for! Amazing! Funny thing is, Juice came up with a lot of those haha. I always thought those tag lines were hilarious. Matter of fact I KNEW I had to stop lurking and sign up when I saw the tagline: where cumming in your pants is celebrated.
I notice Papi you in that thread are reacting to some lines that I'm not seeing who posted them originally. Are there folks who deactivated their account or something?
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Now that I look, Papi it looks like you created about half of them.
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Yeah, TUSCLer "rech" had some good lines in there but his accnt disappeared (most assume rech had Founder delete it bit no one knows for sure)
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Papi,
Someone knows but ain't talkin'! :)
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There was the @anongirl98 threads. IIRC, "she" was unmasked as a troll account. But I might be remembering rong.
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How old is Juice? He said he was 25 in his first link back in 2011, and I can swear he recently stated his current age is 36. I can't do the math but something is off.
It was still fun to read old posts that make me chuckle.
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Time to look up anongirl98 I guess. No other memorable threads?
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A lot of guys enjoyed this one:
im 16
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AUGUST 13, 2007
and i want to become an exotic dancer/ stripper .. how can i start? what do i have to do?
harrydaveAugust 9, 2007
Well i'm inclined to believe this is a joke...but on the off chance it is not, here's my serious advice: stay in school, graduate, go to college or get a job, find a nice guy even if it takes 10 years, marry him...and if for some reason it doesn't work out and you are down to your last dollar, consider stripping to lift you out of that bad place. It's not a career, it's a desperate bid for money as a last resort.
shadowcatAugust 9, 2007
I remember when I was 16. I wanted the fastest new car, a fabulous house and all of the hot chicks chasing me. But my dumb ass stayed in school. After all, that was what my friends were doing. I seemed like a way of life.
If you are serious about this. The first thing you will need to do is get a fake ID. No strip club is going to hire an underage dancer. Get the money to pay for it by stealing from your parents or shoplifting stuff to sell to friends. Drop out of school. After all, you are not making any money there and it is boring.
Next, catch your father when he has had a little too much to drink. Kiss him passionately and then rub his dick until he comes. Then tell you mother that he raped you She will divorce him and maybe even get him thrown in jail. Because of this your mother becomes a drunk or a drug addict. This is good. You can now say you were sexually abused by your father and that you hated you mother for what she had become. Good excuses for running away. AH! But where. You have no money or friends that you can trust. Turn to the streets. Sucking cocks is not so bad. Plenty of women do it because they like their male friends. Learn to not spit. If you find a nice customer with lots of money, fuck him but do it without a condom. If you get knocked up before you apply for a strip club job. It is a Plus.
After you get a strip club job, start doing drugs. So that the other strippers will not think that you are not one of them. Gets some tats. One large one on your back. Gets some piercings. Boobs and clit and I always think that a nice bone trough the nose is nice. Save up some money quickly so that you can get your tits enhanced. All guys like big phony tits. Make friends with the biggest dyke in the club. She can protect your ass from other dancers. You might have to give the club manager a blow job in order to get hired but with you experience on the streets, this should not be a problem.
Once you are an establish stripper, Always appear at the club clean, even if you have just fucked two guys and given a wino a blow job. The customers appreciate it. Learn how to spot the best customers. The ones that are going to spend the most. Old, fat, balding men are always a good choice. When you are approaching 40 years old, you should start thinking about a 2nd career. Wendys or McDonalds are popular choices. If you want to get some experience in giving BJ's or fucking, email me but only after you have your fake ID. A picture would be appreciated...
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Several people thought the story of my first trip to a black dive, including the car ride with a very high Heck, was funny. But I don't have time to dig it up tonight.
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Definitely appreciated the writing in this thread. Clever
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Surprised no one's mentioned one of the most memorable trolls ever, "LMN."
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Alucard has left the Earth. He was not amused at this thread.
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Yes it's controversial but nobody can tell me that this isn't funny!
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WillMunny that's a good one. I wonder what ever happened to that guy? He seemed funny although he was probably lying through his teeth about a lot of stuff.
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Shadowcat I wish I could see the responses to that post lol.
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TFP - tuscl.net
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Haha yeah, I can’t wait for the release of his book! Be interesting to see how his system works for guys :).
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