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10 years ago
that would* GET
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10 years ago
that was the first thing I did was hit pandora....i put in strip club and they gave me all kinds of weird hip hop pop song would not get the woman trying to twirk before actually dancing.
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10 years ago
walk with her out the door and see if she says anything. If not, then she's honest and you just saved yourself a couple hundred bucks. Wish I could get that kind of girl. I'd happily tip the coat attendant and bartender and even buy the girl a drink.
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10 years ago
@steve I hope that's a joke. Because that's extremely funny in way or another.
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10 years ago
if this isn't the most awe inspiring threadsI have ever seen. One of those rare gems that make tuscl worth coming too. I remember back when I was in 9th grade, there were these two kids, a handsome young man and the envy of of many women of a girl in my same grade. They were so good looking people thought they were a couple which they did become later. Anyway, they used to tease me for being a nerd and scrawny, but it was eventually in good fun because they knew I didn't have a problem fighting you. Anyway, I don't know about the dude but the girl has become fat as fuck and is only 23...or is she a year older. And has a kid and NOW wants to bring up her life. Meanwhile, I'm already working at big name corporations and stay fit and trim and looking good.
@JohnSmith69 why not say hello to her to see how her life is going, just for giggles. Don't gotta get head but just see how far she's fallen down the totem pole in terms of success.
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10 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
try a bar. Strippers don't meet their boyfriends at the strip club. Those men are called suckers...err I mean business associates
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10 years ago
@shadowcat I remember you telling us this story before. That shit is still terrible and I still can't believe it's not butter...I mean that it's true...yeah....
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10 years ago
nobody even goes there. I have been there on a Friday night and that shit is a ghost town. What's there to bitch about, seriously?
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10 years ago
If you have to wear this, maybe its time to stop messing with "sophisticated" hookers and go back to humping your significant other.
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10 years ago
Sounds like something LDK would test drive
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10 years ago
If anything, unless you content with playing the waiting game like I am, you can tell when a girl will probably not be interested in giving you a good time. You are the sole audience of their performance and they do their best to ignore you, blatantly not looking towards you until tip time. And these days more and more it seems to in larger quantities of the women there, or with my luck, all the ones you deem hot. Those are the ones who probably already have set clientele and you just seem like a pigeon with small bits of bread in your beak, not comparable to their "whales" that their waiting for or just are no longer there for the night. So your SOL chuckles. Now you be like me and let a women know she has a crap attitude not worthy of your tip and possibly get bad rep from amongst the gossip the women no doubt share amongst each other, or could take your business elsewhere. I can get away with what I do because I wrangle me up a pretty one through their desperation of lack of paying men or a new entry hottie taking me under her wing and letting me show her I'm no broke joe and a stock of laughs. Of course, I'm assuming majority of the men in the club are stingy and are trying to win the game of hustle.
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10 years ago
Maybe you will understand why those same guys weren't tipping. They obviously knew her game. SHe wouldn't appreciate anybody but her already set clientele and she has no desire to be yours. Your not as young but if you look young enough it seems we get the burn and only deal with the girls nobody wants...at the time.
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10 years ago
Just remember that their views are what they WANT to expect in clubs and what they lie about, not any actualities. Not everything they throw glitter at is gold. For more expectations on how strip clubs get down, I would look at sites where its customer oriented...like this.
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10 years ago
post here for the best inquires about stripper related issues from like minded workers. We'll tell you as the customer what we want, not particularlty what's safest or "cleanest" depending on how you view that term. They'll give you a good idea of what a stripper would view as those terms means to you. Even if some of them are egotistic:
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Any girl that requires a licking, I use my belt. No problem, bend them over my knee like an old timer, whipping them into shape *teehee* sometimes I go lefty and barehanded oh yes good....oh we're talking about with tongues? THAT requires STD paperwork. Sorry wrong section *blush*
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10 years ago
good thing I don't fuck hoes. I make sure to get a check up every opportunity I get.
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10 years ago
they broke. Tell him to step back a couple feet, and by then it shouldn't be bothersome since he's not close enough to be distracting. OR like me, I could be trying to observe the talent. You don't know how upsetting it was to see older gentlement hog all the HOT chicks and I'm left with the breadcrumbs. Hell when I take a chick and walk by a dance, I gasp, mouth agape seeing a girl 5x hotter than the one I'm with and makes me want to just cancel. I'm just throwing out reasons but they could just be too broke to afford anything except the minimum.
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10 years ago
either NYC is really cracking down hard or you guys live in some seriously crack infested areas. I never EVER seen hoes/prostitutes in the SC EVA!. I honestly haven't seen drug dealers either, and no I'm not talking manhattan either, I'm talking brooklyn, queens, bronx.
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10 years ago
What's your preference of the bevel of women?
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10 years ago
I think it's because you been there so much and seen so many tactics, nothing is new, making your head spin and making your heart "sing" as you put it. Quite frankly, you've have too much of a good thing. Take a much needed break and come back next month. plus your stuck on preggo and trying to one up that "magical" experience. Take a break, realize she wasn't that great and eventually you'll have tight pants for days
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10 years ago
if you want to be left alone, don't go to the club??? Really confusing to me
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10 years ago
@johnsmith lol for some reason I kept seeing it as dance with the bouncer. I really thought that was creepy. Still wouldn't pay 200 to dance with a bartender for who knows how long.
I spill fizz, drinks and others on girls for free.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
eh nothing special. I didn't know cheerleaders were still gaggled after.
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10 years ago
I sometimes forget there's even strip clubs in Long Island.
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10 years ago
and have a fucking degree in writing. HOLY SHIT, what the fuck is up with your writing skills man? is this how managers really write or are you bullshitting us?