Full Scrotum Protection from That Nasty Hoe

No. Doesn't cover enough. And it should be all black and shit.

Lol. If the girl is so nasty that a guy feels the need to wear latex panties, then maybe he should find another chick instead.

^^^ And this is coming from a dude that looks forward to addiction relapses to cut the costs of his hookers.

(No disrespect intended Rick-dude)

No self-respecting commando PL would stoop to this level.

Unfortunately I couldn't wear it cause the hole's not big enough for my dick. However, this would make a great gag gift.

Oy... what next, they'll have a merger with the makers of Liquid Lapdance?

"Unfortunately I couldn't wear it cause the hole's not big enough for my dick."

I also think I heard that it only fits up to a 48" waist. That going to leave out a big chunk of the TUSCL market.

This product does not cover enough. There is a better alternative for safe sex:

Does it go over or under the liquid lap dance?

Steve229: "I also think I heard that it only fits up to a 48" waist. That going to leave out a big chunk of the TUSCL market"

You mean like middle-aged bureaucratic lifers who can only find the motivation to eat well and go to gym those months when they pay hookers to go out with them to dinner?

Go and Google the movie "Sleeper"...........I'd need a body condom

Sounds like something LDK would test drive

If you have to wear this, maybe its time to stop messing with "sophisticated" hookers and go back to humping your significant other.

Maybe reka would be willing to work at Baby Dolls if the dudes all wore this. #ebola.strippers