Comments by ndnman (page 5)

A friend of mine got cooties from a chair at a strip club.

Uhhh, the same way you say NO to other dancers?

I certainly agree there are some east Indians that stink. BO i guess. As a native American we call that putrid arm pit smell a "white guy" smell as its usually a shirtless white guy that stinks. But i digress as I've smelled plenty of Mexicans and middle eastern guys that have that same fucking stench. Black guys not so much, unless they're the homeless types hanging around the gas stations asking for money. And living in Phoenix the summer heat doesn't do any favors for the stinky. The wife and i always wonder if they can smell themselves?? I liken the odor to a BK Whopper loaded with onions. Yeah think about that the next time you're enjoying a Whopper. I guess it could be the food the eastern Indians eat but i think it's mainly a sweaty and stinky arm pit smell. Regarding dancers I've had the gamut of smells from bad breath to arm pit stink to a stinky ass and most unnerving of all a stanky pussy. Not good if your job entails grinding your half naked or naked body on others. Wash please!

Blasian Lives Matter too.

Lesson: Don't sit along the wall.

He does a great job on Fox NFL Sunday.

He does a great job on Fox NFL Sunday.

There's more to the at&t girl than being a manager at a crummy phone store. http://ilyke.co/the-girl-from-att-commercials-is-way-hotter-than-you-thought/75736/?pid=0

Cruz is ugly as fuck.

I can't get enough of Weekend Today show weather girl Dylan Dreyer's ass. It's one of the best I've seen and she's a blond white girl. And gorgeous face also. I don't know if that makes me an ass man.

^^^^ I 100% agree. Nice!

My sorta scariest moment was also in hi liter VIP. Finished up a fantastic hj and was zipping up my pants. Of course like any good club goer I'm commando in my slacks. Slacks with the zippers with the super small teeth. Kinda dark and moving a bit quickly since I'm getting a handy in what essentially is a public place, i tuck jr in carefully or so i thought. By this time I'm as limp as one of Bill Cosbys dates and I'm also uncut so i got some flesh congregated at the tip. I quickly zip up and it stops partway. At the same time i feel this very nice wave of pain flow over me. I immediately know what happened and zip back down. I recover and regain my composure and walk out to the car. Take a look and thankfully nothing major. Although i did have "stomach problems" for the next few nights when the wife was feeling frisky. All n all one of my scarier club moments.

2013 IRS refund check: $4.00. Needless to say it's still thumb tacked to the wall.

A few regrets here and there. A fairly recent one was a dancer that gave FANTASTIC bjs in VIP. She was actually gorgeous....the kind that you woulda wanted to take back to momma. Did a few bj VIPs with her. By like the second VIP she gave me her number for when I wanted to swing by her place for more bj or to bang her silly. I don't know why I never called her for outcall but did continue to see her ITC. She eventually stopped dancing at the club and by that time I misplaced her number. To make things worse another tuscler said he partook in her OTC services and that she was as tight as a drum! Damn.

Machete. She's nude in the shower, although its CGI nude. I, too, have worn out that portion of the DVD where she's swimming underwater. Brings out my inner perv.

gah-gah over huge titties.

First off I don't want to say I'm an ass guy since the first thing I almost always notice are the titties, but my determining factor would in fact be the ass. If the small tittied one has a fantastic ass then I'll choose her. Big tits with flat ass doesn't look good but a great ass with a smaller chest I can live with. Again I don't think I'm an ass man as I go gag-gah

By definition I say yes. However I also agree that for whatever reason it almost more refers to, or at least conjures up an image of, those over the age of.....hhhmmmm, 35 or so. That's a more accurate definition i think cuz even though technically an 18 year old with a kid is a milf it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I prefer the pigeon head bobble.

Watch out for the backfire. It can be a doozy.

I've never really been into her. Yes she's certainly pretty, but not "geez that girl is fuckin hot!" hot. Although we just watched her in The Boy Next Door movie and when she's in her lingerie. Holy fuck. And she's got some of her best sex scenes ever. Long answer, yes I'd bang her silly.

I ask myself that question all the time, how in 2015 do you manage to get pregnant if you weren't planning on it. Having a kid has become so cavalier i think. It seems people will put more thought into purchasing a new TV or phone and actually consider the ramifications of such a purchase. But having sex and possibly getting pregnant hardly registers a blip. That was my biggest fear early on that i passed up a few sure things. I didn't want the burden of a kid. I'm in early 40s now and the wife and i have no kids. So, we're a happy, carefree couple. :-)

Since i discovered extras they have become fairly important. Yes it's a good idea to let the customer know what he may or may not expect in VIP. If you insinuate extras but have no intention of delivering, you probably won't get that customer again. I know i appreciate it when a dancer tells me nothing will happen. Pretty much yes to get extras in VIP, otherwise why even go? Remember we're guys.

I prefer my chicken in nugget form and my strippers in pieces in a bucket.

Theres a club here in Phoenix that doesn't necessarily share a parking lot with a McDonalds, but is right next door to it. If you're in mcd or in drive thru you can plainly see patrons going into the club. Not cool. So i tend to not frequent that particular club. By the same token, i would hate to be seem entering McD also.