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Ermita_Nights

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49 posts by Ermita_Nights

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Tour Detroit

Tuscl currently lists 53 strip clubs in the Detroit area. You could visit a different one every week for a year and have one left over for your birthday. I've been to 13 of them. Has anyone ever made an effort…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 4

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Most expensive VIP on record?

Middle eastern prince spends half a million for 15 minutes with Kristen Stewart: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/09/12/man-paid-500000-to-spend-15-minutes-with-kristen-stewart/?iid=obnetwork I'm guessing he didn't even get a lap dance, much less any extras. But I could be wrong, it doesn't say.

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 10

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Iceland

My boss just told me I'm going to Iceland on business. "Great!" I thought. Scandinavian beauties! So I did some research and... strip clubs are banned in Iceland. There aren't any. Prostitution is illegal too, unlike the rest of Europe.…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 28

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Cocktails

I don't go to strip clubs for the drinks. But when I'm there I like to have a drink. Normally I have either straight liquor or some kind of mixed drink, but I don't get cocktails at strip clubs because…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 35

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Lap dance or renew TUSCL membership?

I've got $40 to spend. Should I renew my TUSCL membership or get a couple of lap dances?

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 14

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Lost articles of clothing

I was at a Toledo club last night, was about to leave and discovered I was missing my belt. I had to track down the stripper who had removed it to get it back. She was on stage so she…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 25

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No Mons For Me

I just got back from an unexpected trip to Tampa. I tried, but between family and work obligations, and flight schedules, I just couldn't make it to Mons Venus. So go ahead and tell me what a bonehead I am.…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 11

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Why is there nothing bigger than a $20?

I'm strictly a cash kind of guy, especially in the club. With inflation these days, I don't even like to leave the house with less than $500 in my pocket. As this is a pretty big wad of twenties, I…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 3 27

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Aussie government worker injured during motel sex wins compensation

Slightly OT, since she wasn't a stripper, but still kind of interesting. Presumably if she had been a stripper, there would have been no question about compensation. CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA—An Australian court has ruled that a bureaucrat who was injured while having…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 1 5

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Charged With Assault for Stage Tipping

"Tremaine Neverson, did throw a sum of United States currency at the complainant and said sum of United States currency struck the complainant's left eye causing substantial pain to her left eye." http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/15/trey-songz-arrested-strip-club-assault/

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer13 yrs ago 2 10

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No crabs on shaved pussy?

A dancer told me one advantage of a fully shaved pussy is that she can't get crabs. Is that true?

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 14

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Historical dance prices?

I wasn't going to Detroit clubs regularly 20 years ago but I did go a few times and remember the lapdance price being $10. Soon after it went up to $20, and it's been there ever since. Some clubs are…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 10

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Bottom 40 list?

What happened to the bottom 40 list? The topic of which club is the worst seems to come up a couple times a year. I decided to look over the reviews for some of the nominees to see if I could…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 11

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LD room vs VIP vs Champagne

Prompted by a recent discussion. What's your definition of the various areas for lapdances? Around Detroit I've seen the following: Lapdance area: A place with several chairs or small sofas, not at all private. Could be anything from a bench along…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 38 14

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Would you hire an ex-stripper?

Inspired by the thread about what happens to strippers when they grow up. I've interviewed a number of people but have never seen "stripper" on a resume. I suspect I never will, and don't know what I'd do (ask her…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 25

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Dancers who track their customers

A few years ago I met a dancer I really liked and spent a couple hours with her on a slow night talking and making trips to the LD area. I didn't see her again for a couple months, at…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 22

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Secret Service agents not allowed to drink and visit hookers

http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0414/Secret-Service-Colombia-scandal-Agents-working-too-hard-or-not-hard-enough What's this country coming to when Secret Service agents aren't allowed to blow of a little steam? They didn't even do anything illegal, since prostitution is legal in Colombia.

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 13

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The Roving DJ

Recently I was in a club where the DJ had a wireless mic and was wandering around the club rather than sitting in the booth. I figured maybe they were short handed and he was helping clear tables or something.…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 11

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How much could you reasonably spend in one night?

The discussion about the rapper in Atlanta got me thinking. How much could you spend in a non-stupid way in one night? Like if you were given a pile of cash and told to get rid of as much as…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 10

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Raids

25's story about the raid lookout got me thinking. In all my years of clubbing, I've only once been in a club when it was raided, by guys in uniform with automatic weapons. I was with a US army captain…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 25

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Upscale vs Downscale

Which kind of club do you prefer? I can do without mandatory coat check and bathroom trolls. And especially having to tip to get a table. Upscale might be preferable if it kept out the riff-raff. But in my experience,…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 34

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Stages in the Life Cycle of a Strip Club Patron

1. Been there once or twice with college buddies or bachelor party. 2. I'll just stop off on the way home, no one will know. 3. There's a back room? Really? 4. Extras. You'll do what? 5. ATF no. 1 6. I don't do lap…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 9

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What Good Are Bathroom Trolls?

Why are there bathroom trolls? Nobody likes them, so they wouldn't be there if they weren't bringing in money. Given the way clubs operate, I assume they're contractors paying a fixed rent plus a percentage. No one is going to…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 27

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Stripper lies I don't want to hear

Lies I don't want to hear: "I'll be right back." "That was actually five dances." "I can't do that now even though you already paid, because the manager is watching. Come back tomorrow, I'll remember you." Truths I don't want to hear: "My boyfriend lost…

Ermita_NightsVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 22
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