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Tuscl currently lists 53 strip clubs in the Detroit area. You could visit a different one every week for a year and have one left over for your birthday. I've been to 13 of them. Has anyone ever made an effort…
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Middle eastern prince spends half a million for 15 minutes with Kristen Stewart: http://entertainment.time.com/2013/09/12/man-paid-500000-to-spend-15-minutes-with-kristen-stewart/?iid=obnetwork I'm guessing he didn't even get a lap dance, much less any extras. But I could be wrong, it doesn't say.
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My boss just told me I'm going to Iceland on business. "Great!" I thought. Scandinavian beauties! So I did some research and... strip clubs are banned in Iceland. There aren't any. Prostitution is illegal too, unlike the rest of Europe.…
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I don't go to strip clubs for the drinks. But when I'm there I like to have a drink. Normally I have either straight liquor or some kind of mixed drink, but I don't get cocktails at strip clubs because…
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I've got $40 to spend. Should I renew my TUSCL membership or get a couple of lap dances?
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I was at a Toledo club last night, was about to leave and discovered I was missing my belt. I had to track down the stripper who had removed it to get it back. She was on stage so she…
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I just got back from an unexpected trip to Tampa. I tried, but between family and work obligations, and flight schedules, I just couldn't make it to Mons Venus. So go ahead and tell me what a bonehead I am.…
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I'm strictly a cash kind of guy, especially in the club. With inflation these days, I don't even like to leave the house with less than $500 in my pocket. As this is a pretty big wad of twenties, I…
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Slightly OT, since she wasn't a stripper, but still kind of interesting. Presumably if she had been a stripper, there would have been no question about compensation. CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA—An Australian court has ruled that a bureaucrat who was injured while having…
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"Tremaine Neverson, did throw a sum of United States currency at the complainant and said sum of United States currency struck the complainant's left eye causing substantial pain to her left eye." http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/15/trey-songz-arrested-strip-club-assault/
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A dancer told me one advantage of a fully shaved pussy is that she can't get crabs. Is that true?
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I wasn't going to Detroit clubs regularly 20 years ago but I did go a few times and remember the lapdance price being $10. Soon after it went up to $20, and it's been there ever since. Some clubs are…
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What happened to the bottom 40 list? The topic of which club is the worst seems to come up a couple times a year. I decided to look over the reviews for some of the nominees to see if I could…
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Prompted by a recent discussion. What's your definition of the various areas for lapdances? Around Detroit I've seen the following: Lapdance area: A place with several chairs or small sofas, not at all private. Could be anything from a bench along…
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Inspired by the thread about what happens to strippers when they grow up. I've interviewed a number of people but have never seen "stripper" on a resume. I suspect I never will, and don't know what I'd do (ask her…
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A few years ago I met a dancer I really liked and spent a couple hours with her on a slow night talking and making trips to the LD area. I didn't see her again for a couple months, at…
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http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2012/0414/Secret-Service-Colombia-scandal-Agents-working-too-hard-or-not-hard-enough What's this country coming to when Secret Service agents aren't allowed to blow of a little steam? They didn't even do anything illegal, since prostitution is legal in Colombia.
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Recently I was in a club where the DJ had a wireless mic and was wandering around the club rather than sitting in the booth. I figured maybe they were short handed and he was helping clear tables or something.…
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The discussion about the rapper in Atlanta got me thinking. How much could you spend in a non-stupid way in one night? Like if you were given a pile of cash and told to get rid of as much as…
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25's story about the raid lookout got me thinking. In all my years of clubbing, I've only once been in a club when it was raided, by guys in uniform with automatic weapons. I was with a US army captain…
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Which kind of club do you prefer? I can do without mandatory coat check and bathroom trolls. And especially having to tip to get a table. Upscale might be preferable if it kept out the riff-raff. But in my experience,…
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1. Been there once or twice with college buddies or bachelor party. 2. I'll just stop off on the way home, no one will know. 3. There's a back room? Really? 4. Extras. You'll do what? 5. ATF no. 1 6. I don't do lap…
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Why are there bathroom trolls? Nobody likes them, so they wouldn't be there if they weren't bringing in money. Given the way clubs operate, I assume they're contractors paying a fixed rent plus a percentage. No one is going to…
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Lies I don't want to hear: "I'll be right back." "That was actually five dances." "I can't do that now even though you already paid, because the manager is watching. Come back tomorrow, I'll remember you." Truths I don't want to hear: "My boyfriend lost…
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