Upscale vs Downscale
Ermita_Nights
Michigan
Which kind of club do you prefer? I can do without mandatory coat check and bathroom trolls. And especially having to tip to get a table. Upscale might be preferable if it kept out the riff-raff. But in my experience, it doesn't, and I would rather hang out with Joe Sixpack than with Drunk Guy Who Wants Everyone To Think He's Rich. So put me down for downscale.
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At some of the upscale clubs some of the girls think they should get paid for everything including talking to you - and if they are going to give you any mileage, they sometimes want extra $$$ for it (like $30/LD if a regular LD is $20) - "Homey don't play that". I'm not saying it's the norm at the upscales, but happens more than at the downscales.
Now that's a pretty broad generalization.
Hey - At least they won't scratch you when giving you a BBBJ!
Some clubs in my area may think they are upscale but I see a lot of crappy features about the clubs that make me feel like I'm in a run down club with upscale prices. I would prefer upscale clubs but downscale prices. If improving things means higher prices, I'll take things as is.
Che: I guess I haven't been to an upscale club that isn't pretentious here in Detroit. But come to think of it I've been to some very nice upscale clubs elsewhere that were not pretentious, in Texas and Nevada. If we had them here I would go.
No valet. No booth tipping. No bathroom troll.
But I don't like dirty restrooms, muddy parking lots, holes in the couches, or getting shot either.
I like the clubs in the middle. Nicer clubs but where you still might see a guy in biker leather.
Though if forced to choose I'll take the upscale. Cleaner, better looking dancers and generally less issues.
"Now that's a pretty broad generalization."
Alucard, no, that's an ugly broad generalization....lol
I like to sit and chat with the girls too. And I've found they have more time and inclination to talk in the downscale places. But yes they can be hard to understand with the heavy lisp from missing teeth.
Upscale is also fine, so long as it is not filled with pretentious fakers, and so long as the dancers don't act stuck-up.
The one and only time I have ever done the Champagne Room thing the final cost for doing the deed with a real hot buxom blonde was $800 on top of cover charge and all that other crap. When we were done the girl says to me:
"You're a nice guy. Here is my phone number. Next time you come to Toronto, phone me and I'll come to your hotel for $300.'
I banged my head against the wall and wanted to slit my wrists. Not about the money I had just spent, but at how much more comfortable things would have been in a hotel room for only $300.
In the well known grimy clubs around Toronto Int'l the full meal deal rarely costs me more than $150 now and those clubs have absolutely no nickel and dime charges. And, the girls are just as hot as in their upscale neighbours.
That is why I prefer the dives.