Most expensive VIP on record?

Chump Change.

That's like a hundred bucks to him.

Correct Estafador, he probably hasn't missed to what is small change to him.

I once saw a Czech escort who was always having luxury items bought for her by an Arab even though she didn't want them.

I wouldn't have spents 15 cents on her.

Me neither....

But then if it was Mariska Hargitay, let me get out my Amex Black Card

If he had Lindsey Lohan he would not only have had full service, but would have only had to spend a couple thousand.

Even if it’s chump change for him – that is still obscene IMO.

Middle Eastern dudes are well known to do this kind of stuff though – and they often import American girls (even former beauty queens and models) and Euro girls.

Kristen Stewart? WTF was he thinking?

Oh, its BS. The cash was in the form of a donation to cause she was advocating.

She's the one that looks like she hasn't taken a shower in a few weeks right?