Stages in the Life Cycle of a Strip Club Patron

Ermita_Nights
Michigan
1. Been there once or twice with college buddies or bachelor party.
2. I'll just stop off on the way home, no one will know.
3. There's a back room? Really?
4. Extras. You'll do what?
5. ATF no. 1
6. I don't do lap dances any more, the club is scouting grounds for OTC.
7. Move it sonny, that's my regular barstool.

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Alucard
13 years ago
That may be your Life Cycle, NOT mine.
sharkhunter
13 years ago
not mine either.
sharkhunter
13 years ago
My experience.
Thought about visiting, never did.
Someone from work threatened to drag me to one.
They finally almost twisted my arm so I visited.
Had fun.

Waited a few months wondering when they wanted to go again. Visited again.

Got tired of waiting to go visit with them, went to visit on my own with regular friends.

Friends didn't go often enough. Went alone.
Wondered if strippers went out with customers. Asked someone who said no. Tried it and went out. Didn't realize she wanted to charge me for time. Ticked off.

Decided I wasn't going to let one stripper I was ticked off with from stopping me from having fun in one club. Became a regular or was a regular.

Starting visiting other clubs. Became a regular there too. Seemed like I kept hooking up with a dancer after she got off from work. If not one, then another.

Got tired of all the stripper sh..
Definitely tired of a low paying job going nowhere. Found a new one. Promised myself I would avoid all the SS after I moved.

Found a number of fun strip clubs. Only visited the same one sporadically to try to avoid hooking up with dancers again.

After a while another dancer wanted to hook up. She wasn't aggressive about it though. Never went out. I was happy with status quo.

Ran into dancer who claimed she knew me. Started going out with her before I knew it. SS came back full force.

We parted ways, then just back to getting dances and status quo.
sharkhunter
13 years ago
I'll sum up for me.

1. Not interested in going to strip clubs.
2. Ok, someone is dragging me in. Hey, it really is fun.
3. Tired of waiting for friends to go visit, start going alone.
4. Start hanging out with one dancer or another after she gets off from work. Making it an all nighter some nights. It's not costing me hardly anything though. Well except inside the strip clubs.
5. I'm tired of all this SS.
6. Took a break.
7. Moved, not going to have any more SS. New strip clubs.
8. Just lap dances. routine
9. OK, going back out. Ooops forgot about SS.
10. Think I'm not going out anymore, want to avoid all that SS.
11. Back to only getting dances.
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
The juice's club cycle
#1wife cheeted so I went to my first club and blew $500 in 60min lol !
#2 wife is back and I'm droping in on the way back home once every 3months
#3 wife leaves for good...baby juice is born ! Lol ! Started going 3days a week ! I bought lappers like crazy !
#4 got tired of being broke lonly and unlaid ! Started trying to pay4play
#5 feel in love with first Atf and we fucked 1's a week for 6years !
#6 started googling for strip club advise and found tuscl !
#7 found more clubs and girls that did what ?
#8 lost old atf.
#9 started traveling a lot and getting laid a lot and still was broke but happy
#10 have new atf and still fucking other bitches itc
#11 just know getting good at otc and. Fuckin lovin it !
#12 googleing for was to save money LMFAO ! Ya ! Right juice !
#13 club on baby !
bluemonday
13 years ago
mine is..

#1 went to clubs in england, thought absolute shite, never want to bother go again.
#2 went to clubs in canada, thought absolute brilliant, now for last five years, go over every couple of months and 'club on baby!'.

also like most of us it looks like, i went from having loads of dancers to just a couple of ATF'S, but am now wanting to go back and play around again next trip. (which is next weekend by the way, get in, can't wait!)
georgmicrodong
13 years ago
1. (pre-1978) Who'd go to a strip club?
2. (1978) First visit to any club, a Canadian one, got my brains fucked out.
3. (early 80s) Occasional regularity, about 4.5 on the OP's list. Regular dine in and occasional take out.
4. (2009) ATF #1, regular take out and dine in.
5. (2011) ATF #2, regular, frequent "dates", occasional visit to club just to look and grope a bit.
6. (2012) Looks like more of 2011, with fewer club visits, unless the ATF thing ends.
JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Blue "club on baby" lol good one mate !
Blue42TX
13 years ago
1. First strip club during college. I much rather be on the PC watching porn.
2. Graduated. Went to different SC and saw so many hotties that looked like they came from the porns on my PC. :*)***
3. Touched strippers boobs for the first time, didn't know I was allowed.
4. Moved and went to SC with friends from another state. Didn't know more touching was allowed.
5. First bbbj in SC. wtf??!! Didn't expect that.
6. Frequent the clubs once a week.
7. Damm property tax due, have to cut back.
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