Comments by Shamrock211

You didn't get robbed, stabbed and left for dead in an alley. Count your blessings and don't go back.

Maybe some day I can start a cult of my own. I'll bet it pays better than bouncing.

Thanks Dan. The sad part is virtually nothing in that post actually happened except the cigarettes and crack.

I DID post a warning clearly stating that this installment was drivel. Doesn't any one read signs any more?

People still live in Toledo?

No, but I've had BBSR, or Blow Back on serious Relationships because the girl just figured since I worked in a strip club, that I was banging half the corps. Turns out she was wrong, it was less than 10%.

Unfortunately we get a lot of that in some of the clubs I've worked. People think because its a strip club that anything goes. Females are some of the worst offenders. A lot of the female customers start acting like strippers after they get a few drinks in them and think its OK to start giving lap dances to anyone who will sit still long enough. We usually end up having to throw them out.

Some of us don't actually have to pay for sex.

I've had my current wallet for 21 years. It's falling apart yet has perfectly conformed over the year to fit my ass. I hate the thought of having to break in a new one so I'll keep it til it falls apart. I'm the same with shoes. I'll wear them til they fall off my feet or smell too bad to have in the house any more.

Glad everyone had some fun with it.

You've made yourself into a money-spring. And they will keep drinking there until it runs dry. My advice is to start dealing coke, but my lawyer advises me to tell you not to listen to me.

At the club I work at we'll give very basic info out: Shift obligations, length of shifts, stuff like that. We never discuss house fees cost of dances or any details about how the club functions overall. We get a lot of calls every day about girls looking for work, but in the end if they don't show up in person it's all irrelevant. And call me old fashioned, but if I want a job I'm going to show up in person to apply for it. In past jobs where I've been a manager, I'm simply not interested in hiring anyone who can't be bothered to haul their lazy ass to the business in question.

My favorite team has always been the Bulls.

I'm gonna guess that the club was a bit on the ghetto side. My advice: if the patrons look like the cast of Oz, leave immediately.

A hand with no tip in it.

shadowcat- I know and have been keeping records of my own tip-theft motorhead- Neither have I. deogol- Thanks, I try.

I agree. It's all the same. Nice to hear that about them. Obviously you've either set a good precedent, or tipped them generously. Either way I applaud you.

Oops. Hit wrong button. But hey, as a Floor Guy it's a relevant question to me. Do the FH at your club help or hinder you?

In 14 years in the industry I have NEVER seen a dancer pay for a champagne room or even do one for free. If indeed this scenario was true, what you probably saw was a dancer tip the bouncer to look the other way while she romped on a customer that undoubtedly paid her more than you.

Jackslash- I never said I don't like strippers-I work with a lot of good girls. I do hate hippies however... Like I said before this is my way of venting about some of the aspects of the job that suck. If I were to write a blog about how great everything else is I would have no readers. Writing about it while drinking myself stupid is a way to deal with the stresses of the job, just like going to a strip club is probably a stress reliever for a lot of the people in this forum. If you don't like it, then by all means don't read it.

That is an 'urban' club, I'm surprised there aren't shooting every week.

At the risk of feeding a troll, there are many ways to deter people at the door of a club. Dress code, no hats, ID regulation, high covers etc etc. You'd be amazed how many patrons will decline to come in when they're told they can't wear their hats. It's a fucking ball cap, get over it. I've also worked at club where we don't accept broken or expired ID's or can use the 'we don't accept out of state ID's' excuse to bar anyone we don't want in the club. Club owner's have a variety of way they can control who comes through their door without ever having to resort to obvious racism.

Shit, deogol, there have to be customers first! January and February are just horrible in the titty industry. And unfortunately this kind of sets up a Catch 22 loop. The girls aren't making as much money so less of them come in and the less girls we have the less customers we can get to stay longer and spend some dough. Things aren't going to get any better until the tax returns start coming around. And yeah, hippies. At least they can't fight their way out of wet paper bags...

I've seen them brutally maim each other over a chicken tender. One bitch went to the hospital, the other one snacked.

She has passed away from her injuries. Sad....