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A Typical Night For A Floor Host In A Shitty, Hopeless Town.

Shamrock211
Shamrock211

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

In case you've ever wondered what it's like being a strip club bouncer in a small, tertiary market town.

If you've never wondered this, by all means, don't read this drivel. It will only disappoint you.

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rockstar666

He's trying to be funny but it's more pathetic than anything else. It would be funnier if the reader had some sympathy for the guy, but he's a pig and I don't.

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mikeya02

You post too much

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Alucard

Move.

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SlickSpic

I can't believe that nitwit wasted my time with his whining. He didn't even whine in a cool manner. Asshole.

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Shamrock211

I DID post a warning clearly stating that this installment was drivel.

Doesn't any one read signs any more?

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DandyDan

I personally thought it was funny. I imagine that's what it's like for the bouncers at the clubs I go to. I also added that blog to my list of favorite websites, FWIW.

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Shamrock211

Thanks Dan.

The sad part is virtually nothing in that post actually happened except the cigarettes and crack.

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