Comments by Sowhatt (page 4)

This seems more like you expounding on why you like to fuck this girl and why everyone should want to fuck her than a story on how the ex is having what's his name committed, as the title would lead us to believe. You've done her 35+ times and she has a SD AND she's always on the phone. Jesus man, spend some of that money on someone new who hasn't banged everyone from Lake Charles to New Orleans.

I'd pass on J if that's her in the pic. Stretch marks and tats ain't my thing. To each his own though.

I routinely wear jeans, but they're nice jeans and I have on a collared, button down shirt. No problems in the response department.

What's too bad, or worse, is that he KNEW via first hand reports from at least the graduate assistant (maybe others) about reports of child sexual abuse. And his response was the absolute bare minimum, report it up the chain of command. I cannot abide this kind of behaviour. Any smallest spark of soul within a decent human being would not permit this kind of behaviour to be swept under the rug under the guise of "what's best for the university". To me, this invalidates and blackmarks his whole career, which is tragic. Shame on him.

Tell her you already sent your $10 disaster relief aid and that you deserve your OTC already.

I C what u did thar

"I had to use a backup pair of pants on Saturday. I had a great set of dances with a girl at Scarlet's who ended up fouling a good pair the could not be reused. " A dancer at Scarlet's? Funniest fucking unintentional pun ever.

Sorry. But I cannot take this even remotely seriously.

I think I'll be avoiding cheerleaders based on the reviews of extremely low mileage combined with $25 lappers. Bleh. I'm surprised no one shows these things in Pittsburgh, they're all over the place in Dallas.

In my experience, if you just walk up to the VIP area and act like you belong there, spend some money, and get some lappers, nobody will mess with you. I did this (unbeknownst to me) for almost a year at a Dallas club. My ATF would always find me up there, and the bartender up there knew me. Took almost a year before a bouncer actually asked me for my card. My ATF laughed her ass off when she found out I hadn't actually gotten the membership, but by then everyone knew me so the manager just took care of it. As far as getting it goes, it depends on the club. Is there a separate lapper area up there that ppl downstairs can't get into? If so, is it more private? Do the girls do the rounds up there before going downstairs? Are there stages up there, or superior views of downstairs, or both? Is the bar upstairs quicker and less hassle?

Refer to my review of Whisper's as of Monday this week. And the other thread three up from this one.

"Infiltrated". Lol.

Chant koombayah and grab the titty on either side of you.

The shill reviews always have a one liner opening on them. Something along the lines of "Couples Welcome!" or "Hot Times at Wherever!" Probably some formulaic marketing strategy that the manager learned at a night class at Shitty County Community College.

You accept patrons, you charge fees, you're a club. Not our fault that your business licenses aren't in order. Seems tangential and not our problem to me.

Looks like it's mainly a Texas thing. Texas is 21 and up for topless with a full service bar, 18 and up BYOB full nude. It makes absolutely no sense, but in the end the 18 and up saves you a lot of money on bar tabs and gets you the benefit of full nude. Plus most of the guys will only bring some beer so if you actually bring a bottle of something nice that the ladies actually want to drink, more so the better for you.

I haven't tried the Jack version, and I think there's another one or two out there. I was just really impressed for a sipper. Most sippers make the back of my throat burn too much after only two or three, and since I'm like 6-3 230 two or three don't cut it.

Baby Dolls or Spearmint Rhino if your pockets are deep and you have some game. For the absolute best chance I'd probably say hit the shift change at the Fare Club at Cabaret Royale. It's a BYOB club, but Cabaret Royale next door has a bar. Bring a nice bottle and commiserate with the ladies getting off of the day shift that didn't make any money that day. I've never done this personally, but I hear good things from my friends that still live there. PM me and let me know how it goes. Alternatively you could go to some of the black clubs in Arlington, read the reviews for the high mileage ones.

Laugh. Appreciate the attempt at levity. But don't forget that even though the statement is couched as a joke, underlying that is a real concern. Don't do anything to push her if she suddenly decides she's uncomfortable. It's like a first time LD with a new girl. Keep your hands to yourself (metaphorically) and she's more likely to guide you to where you wanted to go in the first place. After all, if she wasn't down for what's going to happen, she wouldn't be out with you in the first place.

You're already lucky that half our lineup is cold as ice.

Epic battle of two SC city heavy hitters. Go Dallas! (Arlington, close enough)

How much are said dances and whats the mileage?

ah there we go. thanks.

Guy and Sinclair what? You're confusing the hells out of me.

asshole