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Woman steals 26 boxes of condoms, ovulation test 10:25 am October 24, 2011, by George Mathis Shoplifting cases are usually forgettable, but a Cobb arrest warrant issued Thursday is pregnant with intrigue. According to Cobb police, a woman identified as Alexandrea Brooks infiltrated the Walgreens at 3033 Johnson Ferry Road in Marietta[GA] and made off with 26 boxes of condoms and an ovulation test. And, perhaps in an homage to the film “Raising Arizona,” a box of Huggies baby wipes. Total value of paradoxical purloined prophylactics: $562.68. Walgreens workers saw Brooks enter the store Sept. 11, fill a shopping basket with condoms and march out the front door. She got into a vehicle, and the driver took off, but not before workers wrote down a tag number. Police eventually tracked down the driver, who gave police Brooks' name. Here's a complete tally of what was taken: * 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum gold collection condoms * 1 box of Trojan Ultra Ribbed Condoms * 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy Condoms * 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum fire/ice Condoms * 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum Thin Condoms * 2 boxes of Trojan Magnum Lube * 1 box of Trojan Ultra Thin/ Sens Condoms * Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls * Huggies Natural Care wipes * 1 First Response Digital Ovulation Test Kit Brooks is an old hand at shoplifting, according to multiple Cobb warrants. In September, in what may be a desperate attempt to turn back the hands of time, she visited a Mableton CVS and took nine Oil of Olay products. In 2009, she was charged with battery for head butting a man several times, causing his face and nose to swell. She sounds like a tough, non-paying, customer.