Where is your favorite place to cum ITC? Mine is the wall. They usually clean the table tops, and sometimes the couch, chairs, but they NEVER clean the walls! Just take a closer look next time! If I can't do that, then I aim for the back of the couch or chair, hoping no one will catch it before the next guy sits down.
Now, most dancers will think it's weird and want you to cum on them. To side step this little predicament, I place the dancer between me and the target, then pretend like I just missed her face. Whoops!
When they go to clean it up, just tip 'em and tell 'em to let the janitor take care of it!
Happy lappin'!
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Ahhh, just the thought of this thread takes me back to my younger days; 20 cent gasoline and having to worry about where my shot will end up....
asshole
Fail.
Is that you, Dick Johnson?
That...is...disgusting
? target practice
Nothing like a jackass who's damm proud of it. Hope you forget where you shot your load and sit in it next time you're there. Show a little respect for your fellow monger, would ya.
I agree with basketball & stileeto. But my fav place to cum while getn itc is in her pussy
Better hope there isn't a shooting or something in that club. I'd hate for my DBA to be up on the wall in a situation like that.
You're a real charmer, aren'tcha, Doc?
My friends call me Nova. As in Casanova!
hey Doc, I know you're here to have fun, but some of your posts are pretty tasteless and weird.
It's only weird the first time.
Pretty rough, Doc.
Well... Now I have heard it all .... OMG!!!!
I lay flat on my back and try to get it on the ceiling. It only works if I haven't cum in a while.
I like to cum inside of the stripper.
Everybody's a Dick Johnson wannabe these days.
Most guys I know prefer to cum on D_H's face or in his mouth.
In your mother's and sister's mouths doc, but there are so many dicks already there, i'd get tired of standing in line!
"Everybody's a Dick Johnson wannabe these days."
True. Credit staxwell with a successful recent ploy, the rest...meh!
Who's Dick Johnson? I think he was the president after Kennedy
gf,
That was Hesa Dick Johnson.
Did you just call gator your girlfriend?!
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