Favorite Place To Cum ITC

9/29/2011 8:36:33 PM

Where is your favorite place to cum ITC? Mine is the wall. They usually clean the table tops, and sometimes the couch, chairs, but they NEVER clean the walls! Just take a closer look next time! If I can't do that, then I aim for the back of the couch or chair, hoping no one will catch it before the next guy sits down.

Now, most dancers will think it's weird and want you to cum on them. To side step this little predicament, I place the dancer between me and the target, then pretend like I just missed her face. Whoops!

When they go to clean it up, just tip 'em and tell 'em to let the janitor take care of it!

Happy lappin'!

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mmdv26

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13 years ago

Ahhh, just the thought of this thread takes me back to my younger days; 20 cent gasoline and having to worry about where my shot will end up....

Sowhatt

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13 years ago

asshole

thesamurai

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13 years ago

Fail.

emmett

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13 years ago

Is that you, Dick Johnson?

Stiletto25

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13 years ago

That...is...disgusting

gatorfan

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13 years ago

? target practice

basketball

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13 years ago

Nothing like a jackass who's damm proud of it. Hope you forget where you shot your load and sit in it next time you're there. Show a little respect for your fellow monger, would ya.

bang69

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13 years ago

I agree with basketball & stileeto. But my fav place to cum while getn itc is in her pussy

newmark

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13 years ago

Better hope there isn't a shooting or something in that club. I'd hate for my DBA to be up on the wall in a situation like that.

fetish_dancer

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13 years ago

You're a real charmer, aren'tcha, Doc?