Favorite Place To Cum ITC

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Doc_Holliday
Where is your favorite place to cum ITC? Mine is the wall. They usually clean the table tops, and sometimes the couch, chairs, but they NEVER clean the walls! Just take a closer look next time! If I can't do that, then I aim for the back of the couch or chair, hoping no one will catch it before the next guy sits down.

Now, most dancers will think it's weird and want you to cum on them. To side step this little predicament, I place the dancer between me and the target, then pretend like I just missed her face. Whoops!

When they go to clean it up, just tip 'em and tell 'em to let the janitor take care of it!

Happy lappin'!

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mmdv26
13 years ago
Ahhh, just the thought of this thread takes me back to my younger days; 20 cent gasoline and having to worry about where my shot will end up....
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Sowhatt
13 years ago
asshole
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thesamurai
13 years ago
Fail.
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emmett
13 years ago
Is that you, Dick Johnson?
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Stiletto25
13 years ago
That...is...disgusting
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gatorfan
13 years ago
? target practice
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basketball
13 years ago
Nothing like a jackass who's damm proud of it. Hope you forget where you shot your load and sit in it next time you're there. Show a little respect for your fellow monger, would ya.
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bang69
13 years ago
I agree with basketball & stileeto. But my fav place to cum while getn itc is in her pussy
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newmark
13 years ago
Better hope there isn't a shooting or something in that club. I'd hate for my DBA to be up on the wall in a situation like that.
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fetish_dancer
13 years ago
You're a real charmer, aren'tcha, Doc?
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Doc_Holliday
13 years ago
My friends call me Nova. As in Casanova!
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mikeya02
13 years ago
hey Doc, I know you're here to have fun, but some of your posts are pretty tasteless and weird.
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Doc_Holliday
13 years ago
It's only weird the first time.
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georgebailey
13 years ago
Pretty rough, Doc.
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Christal
13 years ago
Well... Now I have heard it all .... OMG!!!!
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mrsunglasses
13 years ago
I lay flat on my back and try to get it on the ceiling. It only works if I haven't cum in a while.
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Player11
13 years ago
I like to cum inside of the stripper.
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georgmicrodong
13 years ago
Everybody's a Dick Johnson wannabe these days.
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Clubber
13 years ago
Most guys I know prefer to cum on D_H's face or in his mouth.
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troop
13 years ago
In your mother's and sister's mouths doc, but there are so many dicks already there, i'd get tired of standing in line!
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steve229
13 years ago
"Everybody's a Dick Johnson wannabe these days."

True. Credit staxwell with a successful recent ploy, the rest...meh!
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gatorfan
13 years ago
Who's Dick Johnson? I think he was the president after Kennedy
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Clubber
13 years ago
gf,

That was Hesa Dick Johnson.
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Doc_Holliday
13 years ago
Did you just call gator your girlfriend?!
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