Comments by grand1511 (page 37)

You seem to be a good pupil of the Fox News talking points

They will usually blow your dick if you come back the next day

One of my faves has a legit job as a home healthcare provider for older folks. She makes her rounds in the morning/early afternoon and comes to the club mid afternoon/early evening....kind of her own shift. I think she really does the stripping to get paid to get her freak on. You would never guess it, even when she's in the seating area of the club, but get her on top of a hard dick and she becomes an animal.

The Choice, Minneapolis (decent club with a lousy name)

I like to have them do my laundry

I consider this work extremely long.

Why did I feel like I was in the 7th grade lunchroom the whole time I was reading this?

I don't know who I would trust less....a stripper or a lawyer doing a custom background check!

Where do strippers keep their cards? Do they have a little pocket inside their g-string?

How do you think she's become so discrete at hiding the sex? She's done it before. And please, stop calling your dick Mr. Winky.

Find the coupon and you can save $5.

Swallow

Not exactly a good idea to try to pickpocket someone who is going to need to get into that wallet to pay for services rendered. If she really was working the con right, she should have said the dances were free so you didn't need to go for the wallet right away. There's no accounting for dunb strippers.

Maybe it should say "Where there is no champsgne in the champagne room."

I've crossed paths with a couple dancers I know outside their club. No big deal but a pleasant surprise.

I will play the crazyjoe card: tell her to go to McDonald's

That's a lot of advice from someone with just one review

Who buys albums in stores these days?

I thought you were going to say you can take the girl out of the trailer but you can't take out the trash!

People, people, people......don't film video with your camera set vertical. All the good action is on the horizontal plane.

Does it count as them being religous if you get them to saying "Oh God yes, yes, yes, God yes, oh Gid yes!!!"

I smell a lot of bullshit here. How would the robber know it was an Uber car! They are unmarked. People use their own vehicles. And like said above, they don't carry cash. All payment is done electronically.

I think she has a bigger dick than Trump, too