Would you put up with this?
Timbuck12
Georgia
I have a favorite who I get along with great. Smart, sexy, spinner, great mileage and ignores everyone else in the club the second I walk in. We have a great history, going back over a year now. One problem:
She has left shit stains on my clothes the last 3 visits to the club.
The first time was after a particularly boisterous VIP session. I noticed them on the bottom of my shirt on the drive home. I kinda got a chuckle out of it because, hey, it just proved that I actually fucked the shit out of her. The second time was on my pants legs after some lap dances. This time it repulsed me. I didn't see her for a while after that, but then recently in the club she came over to talk. I had forgotten about our two past shitty experiences (pun intended) and things were like old times: she was sitting in my lap and we were having a blast. I got a phone call and went outside the club to take the call. While outside I caught a distinct whiff of pure ASS and looked down--right where she had been sitting in my lap was another freakin turd stain. Un-freakin-believable. I didn't even go back in the club I was so turned off. Washed myself at gas station and went home.
I'm at the point now where I don't think I can see her anymore. It's a shame really bc other than her leaky plumbing she is a great one to hang out with. But sorry, I have to draw the line at Feces Stains.
What would you do?
She has left shit stains on my clothes the last 3 visits to the club.
The first time was after a particularly boisterous VIP session. I noticed them on the bottom of my shirt on the drive home. I kinda got a chuckle out of it because, hey, it just proved that I actually fucked the shit out of her. The second time was on my pants legs after some lap dances. This time it repulsed me. I didn't see her for a while after that, but then recently in the club she came over to talk. I had forgotten about our two past shitty experiences (pun intended) and things were like old times: she was sitting in my lap and we were having a blast. I got a phone call and went outside the club to take the call. While outside I caught a distinct whiff of pure ASS and looked down--right where she had been sitting in my lap was another freakin turd stain. Un-freakin-believable. I didn't even go back in the club I was so turned off. Washed myself at gas station and went home.
I'm at the point now where I don't think I can see her anymore. It's a shame really bc other than her leaky plumbing she is a great one to hang out with. But sorry, I have to draw the line at Feces Stains.
What would you do?
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ME: Babe, do you want to freshen up first? (Posed as a question, first, playful)
(She responds, ... Now, If she doesn't take the hint ...)
ME: Babe! GO freshen up in the DR! And baby wipe your ass crack. Then we'll get some dances. (As a firm, butt polite command).
^^^ I'm assertive and direct
I don't think I can tell her though. She would be mortified
I don't think I can tell her though. She would be mortified
Second idea: Take a picture of the shit stain. Next time you see her, do not let her sit on or grind on or get her ass near you. Maybe guide her hips to the seat next to you. When she asks why, tell her we need to talk, and show her the picture on your phone.
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Damn dude either use it as natural lube for butt sex or getting the duck away hip C is real
1. Poor hygiene. Well duh. Of course I'm gonna put that as #1
2. Diseases of the GI tract such as IBS and Crohn's
3. Hemorrhoids and fissures, that can both trap fecal fluid, and keep the anal sphincter from closing properly
4.
Okay, I'm going to stop this report right here, because eww. But you get the point -- standard good hygiene may not be enough, there may be underlying conditions, even just a weak sphincter that does not close properly can be somewhat addressed through exercises.
shadowcat - "I won't put up with any stripper shit. :)"
... it may be SS. But it's real.
If not, I would not get a second dance after the first shit stain. Certainly not after the second!
I like the butthole! Girls should clean their buttholes! 4getting2wipe is funny as a joke but non-brilliant in reality! ;)
No it's not.