Comments by IfIGottaBeDamned (page 4)

Also the per song dances are performed on the more public, recycled church pew. Plus fully clothed and pretty much hands at your side. I can’t recommend the per song dance.

@Tetradon: Negative for what? COVID? Pregnancy? Something else?

My CF sat down next to me at the club last Saturday. The first words out of her mouth were mighty sweet: “I don’t feel like going home tonight.”

She whispers into your ear: “I only do this with you.”

Lest we forget: Mandy Copacabana I Write the Songs or most anything else by Barry Manilow.

I drove past Tony’s this past Saturday night (Oct 29). The parking lot was full, signs were lit and the door was propped open. I was not able to stop by; I’ll see if I can swing by in two or three weeks for more details and perhaps a proper review.

No. Viagra only helps provide the physical ability to get an erection. Viagra does not encourage or discourage the desire to engage in sexual activity.

How did the lawyer die? I didn’t see anything article regarding the manner of his death. Heart attack during a killer lap dance from a hot spinner? Or something more suspicious?

And it would be cool if all it took to join such a website would be to write a good review about another club you’ve recently visited. Either in your home town or possibly even San Antonio, Cleveland, Newark or even San Diego. Or else just pay an annual membership fee that would be affordable by anyone who can give serious thought to walking into a strip club.

@CMI: Certainly not being able to access a WiFi connection to the Internet during the height of the pandemic could explain SJG’s absence. But I suspect a more likely reason is that SJG does not even own a smartphone/tablet/laptop. So SJG is forced to use desktop computer terminals located inside the library building to access TUSCL as well as any other sites.

Once I saw the owner of a club carry his 5-year-old daughter into the club with dancers on the stage and floor.

There’s a restaurant on I-79 in West Virginia that I think has a great name for a strip club: Three Ways Inn.

“Streets of Heaven” by Sherrié Austin is a serious tear-jerker. Even after hearing it many times, my eyes often get watery when it pops up on my playlist. Thankfully I don’t have any such experience in my own life. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1MokvqvO-I However, I closely relate two songs to emotional times in my own life. First: “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad” by Meatloaf. My high school GF broke up with me, more or less giving me the reasons outlined in the song. And that morning I had to drive away from her college to my college as the snow turned to cold rain. As I started to drive, that song played on the radio. Sometimes art imitates life too closely, even decades later per the final verse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5hWWe-ts2s Second: “Just Give Me A Reason” by P!nk was popular as my relationship with my first OTC fav was disintegrating. I had fallen very hard for her. She relapsed into addiction and rationally Iknew I had to get out. But emotionally I kept trying to hold on. If a couple of things had gone differently, I might have gone Full Gawker. It seemed like that song played on the radio every time we were together durning those last couple of months. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpQFFLBMEPI

Cave Woman Something like: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/110443090830-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

Beyond reason #1 and reason #2, I only have one other reason for going to the restroom. Sometimes I will sit with a dancer for two or three hours. I enjoy her company, but we’re not in sync when it comes to LDs/VIP. I give her a sizable tip for her time, but less than what I usually set aside for VIP. So I will go to the restroom to separate my money and prepare her tip.

@heaving: Cantalope juice. https://youtu.be/QUN25NjLnP0

I’m perfectly fine with reading the most recent half dozen reviews of a club to determine whether I’d like to visit or not. The main reason I look at Google Street View for a first-time visit to a club is to familiarize myself with its signage, other landmarks, traffic patterns, etc. before I actually drive there. Nav tools are not always accurate.

@Mate27: The review was almost certainly rejected. Both Muddy and I rejected it, so only two more down votes needed. It was a ALL CAPS rant and nowhere close to meeting the standards for TUSCL reviews. In the rejection comments, I recommended that she reply in the original review’s comment section.

I rarely worry about being seen walking in. I figure the odds are pretty low anyone I know is driving by at that moment. Besides, no wife or GF now, so who really cares. If a private eye is tailing you, then the front door thing won’t matter either. I’d be more worried about the Googles/Facebooks/Verizons/ATTs/T-Mobiles of the world tracking your location. In particular, the new 5G cell phone system inherently tracks your location equal to or better than GPS (satellites that is, not pricey vaginas). https://www.fastcompany.com/90314058/5g-means-youll-have-to-say-goodbye-to-your-location-privacy

It’s nice to know that in a few decades, when the doggie-people need some help with the kitty-people, support will be available from their favorite website: https://www.chewy.com/sildenafil-generic-tablets/dp/379016

Thanks Drew! Best laugh I’ve had all week!

Yep, her place with several dancers. My home for one dancer. Obviously I’ve known those women a long time and a strong level of mutual trust had developed. Also, my car on a couple of spontaneous occasions. It’s fun in a one-off situation, but I’m not interested in that venue on a regular basis. It’s been several decades since I was a teenager.