Comments by IfIGottaBeDamned (page 5)

A while back I read about a pastor who said we needed more “Worship And Praise” in church. He continued by using an acronym for that phrase.

Looks like the club was previously listed on TUSCL as Mickey V: https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=4762 But only three reviews in a one month span in 2017. Seems odd.

I’ve not run into too many ladies in real life matching that description. Just St. Pauli Girl ads. So I’d have to say “no”

Yes, certainly avoid a dancer with symptoms. Most of the older guys on here who were born before 1971 received the smallpox vaccine. Which is reportedly about 85% effective against monkey pox.

Olives. The oil is fine. But anything with the actual olive flesh, yuck!

@heaving: At least your friend didn’t inject cocaine into his penis: https://www.businessinsider.com/penis-black-injected-cocaine-doctor-2022-3?op=1

There is one perfume I’ve encountered on many dancers over the years. I don’t know what it’s called. In my head I call it “Insecticide”. In addition to not being pleasant, I start to get a headache after a minute or two. Automatic dealbreaker; I shut down any conversation quickly. I agree with Heaving: I prefer neutral. Many dancers apologize for being sweaty after coming off stage, but I’ve never minded the scent of natural perspiration.

I only want to focus my attention on one dancer at a time. I don’t even like to watch two dancers on stage at the same time.

Forget about making it rain. Sounds like somebody is going to make a Category 5 hurricane. In fact, the sky will turn green. https://weather.com/science/weather-explainers/news/green-sky-thunderstorm-hail

@CMI: I mostly agree with you. One more line to add. “Darker fabric is better than lighter fabric (mostly for you).”

I’m not any sort of a doctor or physical therapist or body builder or anything. But I strongly suspect RCG & Missionary require different core muscles. Hence the different appearance of her belly button. But I didn’t find her belly button to be the least bit weird.

I think I had an Anti-Freudian-Slip when reading Cashman1234’s comment. For a moment, I thought Cashman1234 wrote: “I doubt my arms are long enough to get around those circus tents.”

If I met a stripper named Audrey, I’d hope she’d resemble Audrey Hepburn, particularly as Holly Golightly. <img src=“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_at_Tiffany%27s_(film)#/media/File:Audrey_Hepburn_Tiffany's.jpg”> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakfast_at_Tiffany%27s_(film)#/media/File:Audrey_Hepburn_Tiffany's.jpg

Just curious: Which state was this?

Sorry, I meant to click “Reject”.

An actual study mentioned on the current home page of https://improbable.com/2022/05/13/does-the-sex-of-a-simulated-patient-affect-cpr-research-study/ Does the Sex of a Simulated Patient Affect CPR? While males and females are equally at risk of sudden cardiac arrest (SCA), females are less likely to be resuscitated. Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR) may be inhibited by socio-cultural norms about exposing female victims’ chests. Empirically confirming this hypothesis is limited by lack of patient simulators modeling realistic female physiques…. Results— Rescuers removed significantly more clothing from the male than the female, with men removing less clothing from the female. More rescuers’ initial hand placements for CPR were centered between the female’s breasts compared to the male, on which placement was distributed across the chest towards the nipples.

Perhaps a nominee for the Ignobel Prize in Biology https://improbable.com/

If you’re interested in an AA club, try Ebony Inn, just a little east of the DC line in Maryland. Be sure to read recent reviews about parking and phones. Or if you’re interested in Latinas, check out Showcase or Body Shop a little north of the DC line. If you’re really stuck in DC, then Good Guys is probably your best bet.

I’ve refrained from Ignoring Icee because he occasionally made an valid point. But with this useless & tasteless thread, Icee just jumped into my ignore zone with SJG.

@Muddy: I enjoyed the creative writing. The only line I found ‘incoherent’ was: “ The chamber pot was made of metal ramps. “ Translation please.