So there you sit, a hard workday nearly over. You feel satisfied by another job well done, but maybe yearn for a little something more. That feeling of being needed. Maybe the knowledge that someone is thinking about you. Something to give all of that hard work meaning.
Then, out if the blue, a text pings your inbox with a message that lifts your spirits and helps to give everything meaning.
"I'm short for rent...anyways we could meet today?"
Sweeter words have never been spoken. ;)
At first I didn't know where you were going with that... Haha that's fucking awesome. Yes I've been cheered up by a stripper's message like that, quite a few times.
Sometimes it aināt even that just she broke a nail
It does send a bit of a thrill through me when it happens.
@Muddy: Sadly true. But those types of texts don't inspire posts like this. That's just another burden for me - yet another female in my life in need of one direction attention. Tonight MY needs are gonna be met too!
BTW Muddy I will leave this thread as an object lesson as to how the humor bomb satire should be done. You need to set the foundation with a genuine sounding lead-in before you drop the funny juxtaposition. Just saying.;)
Then she takes your money to her man and is like here daddy š¤”
Pics and Vids of the text with āThe sweetest words one can hear (Read) from that special womanā or it didnāt happen.
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Icee, and I care why? She can urn it for all I care - it's her money once I pay for services rendered But that's not all she'll be bringing back to him. ;)
Icee you have a lot of flexes on tuscl, but the one that puzzles me most is when you point out that a bunch of dedicated hooker fuckers are in fact fucking hookers. Yes, it is true we pay for sex. It is also true they donāt love us. Everyone knows this, no one cares, except Icee.
@Rick, I've got a better one for you.
"I've tested negative."
My CF sat down next to me at the club last Saturday. The first words out of her mouth were mighty sweet: āI donāt feel like going home tonight.ā
Drew fucking hookers isn't the point. It's tge way so many are in denial of qhat it really is. Like Rick sjg warrior and others.
Its also very hypocritical to solicit prostitutes while pretending to be a good family man. A social conservative or so tough on all crimes.
Or all the threads about low-balling hookers. Buyers regret. Etc.
The hypocrisy and lying to oneself are the problem.
"The hypocrisy and lying to oneself are the problem."
That's pretty fucking rich, coming from you, pimpy, the woman-beating, woman-addicting, lying, thieving jerkoff who thinks his sophomoric progressive politics make him better than everyone else.
@Tetradon: Negative for what? COVID? Pregnancy? Something else?
@IfIGottaBeDamned, all of those :) COVID, pregnancy, herpes...
What is Rick in denial of? I donāt see it.
Perhaps it is hypocritical to say you are a good family man by a narrow definition, pretend to only fuck your wife, and fuck hookers on the side. But who is pretending that inside of tusclās walls? If anything people are more honest on here than anywhere else.
That āconservatives are moralistsā bs went out with their pornstar fucking president. Cons fuck hookers, libs fuck hookers. We all do, and itās been like that for 50,000 years.
Another question would be why do you care if Rick is a hypocrite or not?
Ruck subraman sjg warrior etc... create twisted narratives to make seeing a hooker look like it's not seeing a hooker.
When someone posts on a forum. Others have the right to reply.
And yes many on here moralizing while being degenerates themselves.
And many on here are beyond the conservative label. They're neonazis
^Potato chips are made from potatoes.
===> "The hypocrisy and lying to oneself are the problem."
I'm confused. Who's lying to oneself? I'm not remotely confused about why she's fucking a guy twice her age. I also realize that, while she's lower volume simply due to the freight that she charges, I'm not the only one.
She's a momentary distraction and very gifted at draining the pipes - nothing more. Given what she wants to be paid, I expect nothing less, but neither do I expect or want anything more. I don't care what dumb sap she goes home to or what she does with the money. I hope to enjoy her for some time, but eventually the train will pull into the station. Ten years from now, when she has long past aged or burned out of this thing, I will be doing this same shit with subsequent generations of dancers and SA girls. rinse, repeat.
Icee social conservatism isnāt about being tough on all crimes itās about religious conservative values. You are right that strip clubs and hookers go against this, but on the other hand youve stated its okay to rob someone if theyāre doing something illegal because you can do something illegal too. Youāve gone out of your way to promote and encourage dancers and anyone else to rob and beat people if they merely ask for OTC. Youve stated its okay to rob cars if you catch the owner speeding. Youve admitted fo stealing thousands in luxury goods in blm riot protests, advised people to do the same and advised people to rob and beat their landlords. Good thing you arenāt a cop.
As was explained to you before, some girls only do otc with a couple guys or one guy, some with 10 guys and some with anyone who has the money and uis trustworthy. You claim if she fucks one guy for $500 its the same for everyone else thats not how things work. To go around robbing people and landlords but draw the line at voluntary hookers is laughable.
Icee. I'll give you sjg, his narratives are totally crazy. The others I don't see it.
Of course you have the right to reply.
The term degenerate implies moral judgement. Each person has their own morality, every one of us on tuscl is a degenerate in someone's eyes. You justify one thing, I justify another.
About the beyond conservatives... it's off topic but true. A few say neo nazi, white supremacist stuff. For me, that's degenerate. Many just say crabby old man stuff, that seems inevitable given the context. I wonder how much of the tone shown here is a slice of a person, an exaggeration in a safe anonymous space. It's hard to imagine that ski is as angry in person as he is here at times, for example. Maybe tuscl gets one side of him, a part he can't share normally. Mactruck is probably not an actual truck pooping in peoples' basements either, to cite an extreme case of tuscl persona not lining up 100% with real world person.
Rick. You are very true. Many loyal regulars get similar texts "I'm short on rent... could we meet?" Forget the rob, scams erc. This tells at least she is counting on you as dependable and perfectly nice gentleman.
Life must really suck for you, Iceefag, the only talent you seem to have, is being the turd in the punchbowl. SMH
Ah, November 1, and short on rent
I got a similar text - but from an ex dancer I hadnāt heard from in six months and Iām 180 miles away.
Iām not as lucky as Rick
2icee, you are in a wrong forum. Please donāt waste your time. Nothing wrong in helping a struggling dancer if we can afford to do. So, please š·
DREW you came close, but no cigar. I make angry posts, but I am not angry irl. I just respond to stupidity with anger. Not angry with Icee but she epitomizes every single reason I despise technology/internet.
"Good Bye". We pay them to leave, don't we?
Icee doesn't bother me much and I generally support free speech. Tbh more than anything Icee really just sounds like an angry bitter girl, alternating between tired old tropes about the guys who do this stuff and sharing what she believes to be brilliant novel insights about how these girls think and operate. š
What Icee doesn't understand is that many of us have been doing this long enough that we were probably smacking her mother's ass for entertainment back in the day and will be doing the same to many generations of strippers to come. We've seen and heard all the tropes, hustles and other behaviors countless times over many years and will inevitably do so countless more times in the years to come.
We know, for example, what ultimately happens with girls and their SOs when the BAF losers send them out the door to earn the rent with their asses. We've seen it too many times to count. Eventually the girl crashes and burns and the dude loses his meal ticket and sometimes crashes and burns too. But while this is looming on the horizon, these guys generally fall into two camps - the ones who bury their heads in the sand and those who have no problem with it and sometimes actually feel proud about her coming home with cash in her hand and another man's jizz in her pussy. Again, rinse, repeat.
But by all means if Icee wants to keep trotting out the old tropes and faux insights as if she's discovered fire, then so be it. š
Icee said "The hypocrisy and lying to oneself are the problem."
You are correct. You should really work on that, man.
"Ruck subraman sjg warrior etc... create twisted narratives to make seeing a hooker look like it's not seeing a hooker."
With the exception of SJG, they don't. They might have different approaches and motivations, but I've not seen any of them say that they aren't paying for sex with sex workers.
"When someone posts on a forum. Others have the right to reply."
You are absolutely correct. And anyone here has the right to disagree with any or all of those replies.
"And yes many on here moralizing while being degenerates themselves."
You claiming any moral high ground considering some of the (alleged) actions that you have taken pretty much spikes the hypocrisy meter.
"And many on here are beyond the conservative label. They're neonazis"
Neo-NazismĀ comprises the post-World War II militant, social, and political movements that seek to revive and reinstateĀ the Nazi ideology.Ā There's a lot of conservative politics on here, but I haven't seen anyone advocate for the Fourth Reich.
But really, so what? I've participated at length in many political and social debates here, and as far as I can tell it hasn't changed anyone's social or political beliefs. So, I largely don't do that anymore.
Then again, your prime motivation is stirring shit rather than cogent debate, so perhaps it's more "worthwhile" for you.
Have a day.
Interesting thread. Having certain people on ignore makes some of the context lost but more enjoyable.
Anyway to close the loop, I certainly did get my needs met. It was pretty much my perfect night out, with a couple of hours goofing off and drinking at the club and then a truly remarkable hotel finish.
Cim you only show up to troll me or others you stalk on here. Youre like cacaplop and sld in one. And as obnoxious as theosu. Go troll someone else. Your whole purpose on here is to create false narratives and about people. Like 20fag and skibitch
And only a delusional moron brags about being special for cheating on his wife with a hooker
Paying a hooker isn't a flex
^ Cohabitating with one even less so. š
I cam on here to discuss a fun experience Icee and to post a little tongue in cheek humor to get it started. If you don't find the topic interesting, feel free to find another thread to troll.
From the quotes posted by C.M.I, it looks like someone is butt hurt because they don't get messages like that.
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Totally do not disagree.