Comments by IfIGottaBeDamned (page 3)

There are cases where a club has been “filed” under the wrong state in the “strip club list”. For example, Good Guys is listed under Maryland, when it should be listed under District of Columbia. And Fat Jack’s Cabaret is also listed under Maryland, when it should be listed under Minnesota.

Didn’t Elon Musk shoot her into outer space? Oh sorry, my bad, that was Tesla.

Similar to whodey’s “Work”, I’d go with “No Idea”. Her (on the phone): “Honey, where are you at?” Him: “No Idea.”

Also, this thread is “Exhibit A” as to why we should not connect dancer’s names to extras in reviews. Or never mention their real names either.

Tony’s Place is closed again. This was posted on their front door: https://app.tuscl.net/photo/13496 I’ve submitted a Club Listing Update.

I agree the Dancer Directory page is of minimal usefulness in its current form. It would be nice if the dancer profiles could be sorted or filtered by location. In her TUSCL profile, she would specify her location by selecting a “home” club, or just selecting a state and major metropolitan area (in large states). There should also be an option for her to not specify a location if she so chooses.

I’ve met a couple of low-profile-on-TUSCL dancers who linked their profiles to clubs in my area. One I knew before she posted on TUSCL. She worked most night, so no coordination needed. The other worked at a club I don’t usually visit. So we exchanged brief PMs regarding her schedule at the club.

I will sometimes create a contact for a dancer in my “little black-book” cell phone for a dancer (even if I don’t plan to get her number right away). I will then add a note about her distinguishing characteristics and often note if she has a passing resemblance to a Hollywood celeb. I can then lookup her name later if the mood strikes me.

Sorry, hit enter too soon. However, when I do a search, the Google page displays with a starch white background and the typed in text is light grey and almost impossible to see.

My Apple device is set to dark mode. (Thank you Founder for supporting this feature!)

*poster

Happened to me once about 10 years ago. A former frequent posted & reviewer would often mention his favorite dancer at a particular club. Although he never mentioned her name, based on his description of her, I knew exactly who she was. (He definitely had very good taste.) One afternoon I saw her sitting at a particular place in the club talking with an older gentleman and I thought to myself that must be him. And sure enough, he posted that evening, with the (public) details that I observed.

I remember reading once that one of the reasons for keeping prostitution law on the books, but rarely enforcing them, is so that courts are not empowered to enforce disputes between johns and pros: “A court can not enforce an illegal contract.”

I’ve never been to one, but based on reviews, sounds like the FKK clubs in Europe might be the closest. On my bucket list. IDK, can anyone imagine an FKK club or competitor remodeling a club to resemble a Westeros brothel? Could it be a feasible business?

I know this belongs in the new features thread, but I couldn’t find it. When approving/rejecting articles, list a new rejection reason: “Advertisement. Should be posted in Personal Ads.”

I clicked on “Bookmarks” at the bottom of page and received the message: “Application error: a client-side exception has occurred (see the browser console for more information).” I also noticed two out of state clubs when looking at the Maryland clubs and one club that was listed twice (appears to be a duplicate entry. )

An extra large piece of her favorite candy in the shape of a heart. Plus I’m gonna wash a large basket of her laundry tomorrow.

Eh, BBB is just another store. Many years ago I needed to build out my post-divorce bachelor pad from scratch. BBB had good selection and once you factored in their coupons, the prices were fine. But the coupon thing was tiresome on a regular basis, so I was less inclined to go on a regular basis for normal things. No need to go during the pandemic. Went once recently before it hit the news. It was obvious they were hurting; poor selection, empty shelves. Walked out without buying anything. Hit up Target and Amazon instead. I’m not going to miss them; plenty of other options out there. Their demise is just part of the natural life cycle of a company. @motorhead: TBH, I doubt the $325k demographic was ever BBB’s target customers.

I agree with CMI: Part of free speech is being responsible and accountable for what you say. I would only support a minimal time frame to correct minimal typos and the like.

The other option in Maryland is the Royal Farms convenience stores. Most are open 24 hours and they serve pretty good fried chicken as well as subs & sandwiches & sides around the clock.

I used my credit card in a large, more reputable than most, club. A sexy Latina waitress handled the cc transaction. The charge for VIP was the same as cash. But then the next day, I got a call from my bank: “Are you traveling in Honduras?” The international charge was declined and my card was replaced.

Yep. Every few years I read a news story about a customer dying while getting a LD. One story even mentioned that the decease’s family visited the club to meet the dancer and see the LD area where he died.

I took OP comments as satire. In another thread, someone observed that Muddy’s satire is not exactly subtle. But seriously, at one club near me where full nude LDs are available, the dancers usually place a 12-inch square polyester (I suppose) bandana on the guy’s fully-clothed lap. Helps reduce irritation of her lady parts and reduce potential snail trails on his pants. I don’t see that as dehumanizing in any way.

@Muddy: All is forgiven. No one of us would be immune to her red & white polka dot patterned bow and minni-dress.

“Dirk Diggler” sounds like a good name. Especially when your able to afford to hit the club every night for the rest of your life.